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Jonathan of Garlic

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Description
STORY:
Jonathan was never liked much by anybody. His skin was crimson and his hair was teal. Luckily, his face was spared from odd discoloration. However, it was not spared from ugliness and deformity. He was often teased by family, friends, and even strangers in Whiterun since he was born. But it was only sometimes due to his abnormal appearance. Often, it was because of his opinion on garlic. Jonathan knew that he was one of the few people to understand its true power. It was delicious. It was healthy. It could kill vampires. Garlic had all the aspects needed to be the perfect vegetable. Still, he was disappointed to know that most people only knew garlic as an average food that smelled bad. But Jonathan knew that he wanted everybody in Whiterun to know the truth. Later on in life, Jonathan met a beautiful woman named Mary who had the same birth defects he had. He even discovered that she, too, knew the truth about garlic. They loved one another with a burning passion. Together, they created a garlic support group to show the world how wonderful garlic really was. The support group generally met in The Drunken Huntsman in Whiterun. Their general goal was to raise the value of garlic on the market in Whiterun to give garlic the value it deserved. Slowly, the support group grew. Jonathan and Mary had developed a plan to run other businesses that sold garlic out of business so they could get a business monopoly selling garlic for noticably higher prices. As time went on, Jonathan often wrote in a journal to update what had happened in the support group. At 73 years old, Jonathan and Mary worked hard to try and achieve their goal.

WHAT IT ADDS:
-Jonathan and Mary will be standing in The Drunken Huntsman.
-Jonathan's Journal will be in Jonathan's inventory. I put a lot of time and effort into writing it, and it explains a lot. I'd really suggest reading it.
-Garlic is now extremely valuable.
-Garlic is now spread around The Drunken Huntsman. You're welcome to try and find/steal some.
-Powerful Garlic is Jonathan's personal weapon, which deals 35 damage, 45 critical damage, and extra damage to undead (vampires). There are 1,000 in Jonathan's inventory, and you're welcome to try and pickpocket a few from him. There's also one on the counter in The Drunken Huntsman.
-There is now 50,000 garlic in Jonathan's inventory.
-There is now 50,000 garlic in Mary's inventory.
More updates to come!
This is quite possibly the best, most in depth mod I've ever made. It took me an extremely long time to make, and I'm quite proud of it. I really hope you Subscribe and enjoy it! Suggestions for this mod? Suggestions for a new mod? Anything to say at all? Leave a comment and a thumbs up!
10 Comments
the doge 22 Jan, 2017 @ 9:58am 
this is different... but ok!
Kart Kaedus 27 Oct, 2016 @ 3:15pm 
(insert slow clapping) well done. I give the mod 10/10 Cloves of garlic.
buckleyalexander195 3 Oct, 2016 @ 6:28pm 
I'd give this 5 stars for creativity
Chocolate Milk  [author] 20 Aug, 2016 @ 8:01pm 
Well you were right. Btw love your profile pic
Chief 20 Aug, 2016 @ 7:22pm 
Chocolate Milk, thanks mate for not getting mad i just thought it was funny to ask for more onions in an onion related mod.
Chocolate Milk  [author] 20 Aug, 2016 @ 7:04pm 
xxm4sturch33fxx, I was gonna give you some sarcastic reply about cheeseburgers until I read the words "extra onions". Nobody does that. Who the f**k do you think you are, asking for extra crap? Onions are inferior to every other food you can name, especially chocolate milk. Asking for extra onions is like asking for broccoli on your burger. It just doesn't belong there, like it simply isn't supposed to be between two buns. I's absolutely ludicrous. Only a chaotic maniac would ask for "extra onions". You're a monster. (Btw this is a joke I'm not gonna legit scream at ye for saying that you want onions instead of garlic)
Chief 20 Aug, 2016 @ 6:27pm 
Chocolate Milk, can i get my cheeseburger with extra onions?
Chocolate Milk  [author] 19 Aug, 2016 @ 8:46pm 
xxm4sturch33fxx, that is one good damn question. Alas, I do not know the answer.
Chief 19 Aug, 2016 @ 8:33pm 
what the hell did you just do
RustedCutlass717 17 Aug, 2016 @ 1:18pm 
There are many layers to this mod.......