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Jake "The Iron" Fist calls you gay

They call me Jake. It's the name my parents gave me before they were murdered by this one kid that I called gay. For some reason he got really mad about it and brought a gun to school on bring your parents to school day. I punched the gun out of his hand and threw him to the ground. I was about to kill him on the spot before the police arrived making sure all the white people were ok. I got lost in the traction created and he got away. I've spent what feels like a billion million and ten years looking for him. During training for my revenge I realized how much of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I was so I gave up. I was masturbating on the toilet to ebony porn on xrodent one night when I saw a meteor fall from the sky. Into my backyard the jet black ball had fallen so I went to investigate. It was a hand. My other hand fell off when I went near it and the other one went onto my arm. "Woah this is cool" I said because I am autistic and talk to myself. The new arm allowed me to punch through metal. I knew this because it helps the plot keep moving. I was going to call my self Jake "The Metal" Hand but a voice told me otherwise, a new name that had a better meaning: Jake "The Iron" Fist. "A little something from my backyard." I said aloud because I'm on the spectrum. Now I am back on my path for revenge. I will let Punch feel the true meaning of the fist of justice. He will be slain by my Iron Fist. Oh I almost forgot, in order to find him I'm gonna go to Tournament City or my name isn't Jake "The Iron" Fist.