We must kill Bambi: why culling deer is a no-brainer

Whatever the systemic roots of the problem are, the best solution at this point is to shoot a bunch of deer. They're full of tasty meat, they're not going to go extinct, there's literally no reason to be against killing deer beyond being overly sentimental or contrarian.

Also ♥♥♥♥ deer forever. They're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ menace and more of them need to be killed as often as possible. The hunter from Bambi is film's greatest hero.

They are disgusting, tick-infested pieces of ♥♥♥♥ and a bullet to the heart is too clean a death for those walking piles of genetic failure. They like a horse on meth, all jittery and skittish all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. They're disgusting and repulsive and they make sounds like the souls of aborted babies in hell make when they gasp for air as they rise up from a lake of boiling blood.


*RACKS SHOTGUN*



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*FIRES SHOTGUN THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD*

*HITS DEER IN THE FACE WITH 12 GA BUCK*

*RUNS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ OVER AND KEEPS DRIVING 90 MPH*