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Smoker Mario (V2)

What happens if Mario loses a life? Mario jumps and falls. We all know this. But little is it known is that, lingering at the bottom of the dank, lugubrious pit that collects these falling Marios exactly like a sink drain catcher, complete with hair and rotting food, Mario and other lost Marios inhale the thick, putrid, green smog that completely encases the pit. Slowly, but surely, their eyes freeze to a single spot, their lungs coat in thick green tar, their tongues liquify until they become a thick, vile spaghetti string; and they suddenly hunger for meatballs. With their grimy and soiled gloves, they crawl slowly out of the pit and plague people and currently-living Marios with their slimy tongues and horrible linguine breath, all while Nintendo makes yet another New Super Mario Bros. platformer to roll in cash and ensure that the disgusting Marios conitue appearing.

This is a properly proportioned Smoker Mario because, well, I had the crazy idea to make Mario an infected character in the first place. It's up to you to decide if it's a good idea or not. In the meantime, enjoy this disgusting Mario. Since he's smaller, his hitboxes are adjusted accordingly *unless* you're playing in servers online that are NOT LAN servers you have hosted. Be thankful that I didn't take the idiotic Super Mario Odyssey route and made Mario an Italian hobbit and made him even harder to spot and shove a battle axe up his nose.

Older and creepier version of Smoker Mario also made by me. It's good in online multiplayer if you're stuck with nonLAN servers.

Download this or this so Mario can release beautiful strawberry-scented farts rather than the standard lime scent.

You do not need sv_consistency 0 to run the game unlike some other model imports. This is your chance to slug Mario in the face with a baseball bat, as you probably can't do it in many other games.

If you get any issues with "bad texture", try rebooting the game. From my experience, the issue seems temporary and not related to my addon.

Of course, if you get any issues, especially animation issues associated with the addon, *please* tell me.

-A world model of a corpse of an obscure video game character. The model is taken from an offensively mediocre and offensively expensive game with an offensively long title, Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games.
-Jaw jigglebones. It may be chilling to realize that Mario looks like he's enjoying licking you.
-Pure, unadulerated horror of Charles Martinet's voice.
-When Mario wanders, there is a German Super Mario Bros. music playing. That really ancient meme thing. If Mario pins you, you'll hear Exciting Walk from Mario Party 5. While he's tonguing you, you'll hear Ironside (excerpt) from Kill Bill. You'll also hear other Kill Bill music if someone else gets grabbed.
-First-person arms to masterfully recreate that weird feeling that you're playing as some filthy plumber from an equally filthy place in New Donk City, exactly as how Nintendo intended when they made Mario a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ silent protagonist for "player empathy" reasons.

*Check out this convenient collection for your Mario mods! Great if you're a Mario fan!