Wigfrid's skill tree has been completed! and it comes with a rework, as a treat!

• Frostjaw > Ocean Man
  
• Chester > Mimic
  
• Deer > Skinwalker

Wigfrid

• The VTuber > The Waifu
  
• Entire Skilltree Updated
  
• Battle Spear > Greatest Hits
  
• Battle Helm > Creative Block
  
• Battle Song Canister > Tea Bag
  
• Commander's Helm > Safe Space
  
• Elding Spear > Culture Shock
  
• Charged Elding Spear > Unlimited Power
  
• Battle Rond > + Ratio
  
• Saddle Horn > Horse Armor
  
• Battle Stingers > Rants
  
• Heartrending Ballad > Indomitable Human Spirit
  
• Weaponized Warble > Life Hacks
  
• Fireproof Falsetto > Spicy Fiction
  
• Startling Soliloquy > Menacing Aura
  
• Warrior's Reprise > Bruh Moment
  
• Rude Interlude > Millenial Humor
  
• Bel Canto of Courage > Logical Fallacy
  
• Clear Minded Cadenza > Fun Facts
  
• Enlightened Lullaby > Women Logic
  
• Dark Lament > Hate Speech

Willow

• Lighter > Flamer
  
• Embers > Karma
  
• Combustion > Flame War
  
• Burning Frenzy > Hot Take
  
• Flame Cast > Fuck You
  
• Lunar Flame > Biden Blast
  
• Shadow Fire > Shadow Govern

Mild update just to get that beautiful new sharkboi into the boss roster.
I'm sure you'll find all of his dialogue shrimply irresistible.

but most importantly:
I attempted to BRUTE FORCE skill trees so that they STAY translated!
so far I only did Wilson's to make sure it even works, it's a lot of manual work, but if it works I'll get to work on the others

• Frostjaw > Megalomaniac
  
• Bootleg Getaway > Contraband

Willow Skilltree

• LIGHTER > Fire & Flames
  
• BERNIE > Fazbear & Friends

Wigfrid Skilltree

• HEADLINER > Gaslight
  
• ARSENAL > Gatekeep
  
• RIDER > Girlboss
  
• Elding Spear > Elden Spear
  
• Charged Elding Spear > Electric Wind God Spear

Another update towards getting up to pace with to Return of Them, the goal is to get everything in the game renamed (thanks to scrapbook)

• Menus have been tweaked again
  
• Lucy is now... extremely slutty
  
• Lightning > Low Tier God
  
• The World > The Internet
  
• Relics > Epics
  
• Freezing > Vibing
  
• Lucy > Kitten
  
• Wilson > Welson
  
• Wendy > Wendeez
  
• Wigfrid > Wigfrid Main
  
• Warly > Whoppenheimer
  
• Winona >WINona
  
• Wes > Was
  
• Maxwell > Waxwell
  
• Webber > Weeber
  
• Woodie > Chuck Norris
  
• Wickerbottom > Weakerbottom
  
• Wormwood > Wormweed
  
• Wortox > Wowtox
  
• Wurt > Wut
  
• WX-78 > WX-76

• Midsummer Cawnival > Summer Sale
  
• Corvus Goodfeather > Todd Croward
  
• Cawnival Sapling/Tree > Skyring
  
• Cawnival Tokens > Caps
  
• Prize Tickets > Bethesdosh
  
• Prize Booth > Atomicaw Shop
  
• Eggs in a Basket > Star Field
  
• Hubbub for Grub > The Elder Crows V
  
• Egg Scramble > The Egg Within
  
• Nest Defender > Ravenstein: Old Brood
  
• Cucko Spinwheel > Pray
  
• Birdhouse Ball Drop > Falloff 76

• Nightmare Werepig > God's Weakest Latino
  
• Toadstool > Shrekt
  
• Retinazor > Submissive
  
• Spazmatism > Breedable
  
• Spider Queen > Giant Enemy Spider
  
• Chester > Mimic
  
• Werepig > Princess
  
• Volt Goat > Escape Goat
  
• Grass Gekko > Kermit
  
• Ice Hound > Dawg
  
• Fire Hound > Doggo
  
• Briar Wolf > Dog of Wisdom
  
• Varglet > Updog
  
• Vargling > Doggy
  
• Spider Warrior > Spodersona
  
• Depth Dweller > Dweller Gwen
  
• Cave Spider > Mines Morales
  
• Spitter > Spooter 2099
  
• Shattered Spider > Spoder-Punk
  
• Sea Strider > Uganda Warrior
  
• Grass Gator > Uganda Queen
  
• Sentrypede > Shrimple
  
• Activated Sentrypede > Not So Shrimple
  
• Clockwork Knight > Animatronic
  
• Clockwork Rook > Doomba
  
• Clockwork Bishop > Vocaloid
  
• Damaged Knight > Springtrap
  
• Damaged Rook > Guilty Gear
  
• Damaged Bishop > Hatsune Miku
  
• Smallbird > Tiny Baby!
  
• Teenbird > Femboy
  
• Tallbird > Twink
  
• Snowbird > Mordecai
  
• Fireflies > Features
  
• Lureplant > Attwhore
  
• Parasitic Shadeling > Sleep Paralysis Demon
  
• Dread Mite > Self-Doubt
  
• Fused Shadeling > Fear
  
• Shriek > Attention Deficit
  
• Jitters > Imposter Syndrome
  
• Rasp > Loneliness
  
• Lunarform Burst > Panic Attack
  
• Deadly Brightshade > Indoctrination
  
• Tunneling Vine > Stimulation
  
• Ryftstals > Dopamine
  
• Grazer > Misinformation
  
• Shadow Rift >Fatalism
  
• Lunar Rift > Cultism

• Iridescent Gem > Pride
  
• Spider Gland > Canon Event
  
• Spiderhat > Neutral Evil
  
• Sea Strider Nest > Uganda
  
• Spider Den > Spider-Verse
  
• Napsack > Shronks
  
• Glowcap > Bisexual Lighting
  
• Lightning Rod > Low Tier Rod
  
• Voltgoat Horn > Lightning Bolt
  
• Tallbird Nest > Femboy Hooters
  
• Dock Kit > Dock of Shame
  
• Relic Chair > Gaming Chair

done lol

• Celestial Orb > Meridia's Beacon
  
• Pearl > Karen
  
• Now supports TF2 Engineer
  
• Now supports TF2 Medic
  
• Now supports TF2 Scout
  
• Fixed a Wirra skin where I called her "daddy", now it's mommy
  
• Updated mod configs so they're 20% cooler

This update scope was larger than I thought, so I'm gonna be releasing it in steps similar to Reign of Gags, the goal is to get everything in the game renamed (thanks to scrapbook)

• Menus have been tweaked a lot
  
• Lots of skins were renamed
  
• Scrapbook > Crap Guide
  
• Forest > Surface Web
  
• Caves > Deep Web
  
• Rain > Pain
  
• Moon > Doom
  
• Wildfires > Global Warming
  
• Skill Trees > Skill Issue
  
• Insight > Brain Cell
  
• Skill Learned > Skill Solution

The ultimate gamer may now choose which path he shall take to reach higher shitposting (see mod's images):

• Torch > Femboy
  Gamer Girl >> Programmer >> Certified Healslut
  Gaslight >> Gatekeep >> Girlboss
  Final Skill: Ya Yeet
  
• Beard > Alpha Male
  Manipulate >> Mansplain >> Manslaughter
  Red-Pilled >> GamerGater >> Incel Rebellion
  Finall Skill: Sigma Grindset
  
• Alchemy > Gamer
  Socializer >> Explorer >> Griefer
  Planner >> Achiever >> Completionist
  Killer >> Opportunist >> Speedrunner

• Cut Grass > Shares
  
• Twigs > Upvotes
  
• Flint > Likes
  
• Rocks > Gags
  
• Marble > Password
  
• Beefalo Wool > Fluff
  
• Beard Hair > Fucks
  
• Hound's Tooth > Frag
  
• Bone Shards > Bytes
  
• Cut Stone > Blocks
  
• Rope > Link
  
• Boards > Posts
  
• Papyrus > Bookmark
  
• Reeds > Files
  
• Wax Paper > Toilet Paper
  
  
• Moon Rock > Follow
  
• Infused Moon Shard > Woke
  
• Pure Brilliance > Based
  
• Nightmare Fuel > Edgy
  
• Dreadstone > Cringe
  
• Pure Horror > Dark Humor
  
  
• Axe > X
  
• Pickaxe > D*ck
  
• Hammer > Banhammer
  
• Bug Net > Bug Report
  
• Sea Fishing Rod > Inter Net
  
• Fishing Rod > Ether Net
  
• Walking Cane > Walkies
  
• Wooden Walking Stick > Cool Stick
  
• Sewing Kit > Duct Tape
  
• Trap > Trap Card
  
• Bird Trap > Thirst Trap
  
• Flare > Ping
  
• Hostile Flare > @Everyone
  
• Beefalo Bell > Bell Curve
  
• Pocket Scale > Content Aware Scale
  
• Clean Sweeper > Morbius Sweep
  
• Brush > Brushie Brushie
  
• Saddlehorn > ?
  
• Turf-Raiser Helm > Turfer King
  
• Telltale Heart > <3
  
• Life Giving Amulet > Git Gud
  
• Feather Pencil > Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
  
• Astral Detector > Giga Drill Breaker
  
• Torch > Meme
  
• Lighter > Bud Lighter
  
• Campfire > Bonfire
  
• Fire Pit > Dumpster Fire
  
• Night Light > Grimdark
  
• Scaled Furnace > Oven
  
• Tackle Receptacle > Femboy Fishing
  
• Cartographer's Desk > Doxing
  
• Fur Tuft > Furry
  
• Thick Fur > Fluffy Tail
  
• Hybearnation Vest > Fursuit
  
• Marble Bean > Bean
  
• Cratered Moonrock > Magic 8 Ball
  
• Straw Hat > Yee Straw
  
• Beefalo Hat > Skinwalker
  
• Winter Hat > Content Filter
  
• Booster Shot > Vaccine
  
• Fur Roll > Blankie Mode
  
• Chilling Amulet > Keel Calm
  
• Nightmare Amulet > Brainlet
  
• Fence > Wall of Text
  
• Gate > Door Stuck
  
• Mannequin > Mad Dummy
  
• Punching Bag > Wife
  
• Feather Hat > Femboy Hat
  
• Salt Lick > Thug Shaker
  
• Salt > Sodium Chloride
  
• Rabbit Hutch > Girl's Sleepover
  
  
• Spear > Cursor
  
• Battle Spear > Clickbait
  
• Hambat > Horny Bat
  
• Tentacle Spike > Difficulty Spike
  
• Tail o' Three Cats > Catgirl's Tail
  
• Dark Sword > Katana
  
• Morning Star > Tacticool
  
• Boomerang > Be Right Back
  
• Fire Staff > Hot Take
  
• Ice Staff > Chill Out
  
• Panflute > Shittyflute
  
• Luxury Fan > Biggest Fan
  
• Houndius Shootius > Aim Bot

EVERY FOOD IN THE GAME IS NOW A MEME, check out the following 2 patch notes, the changes are so long I had to divide them in 2 patches.
Cookbook, Plant Registry, Gorge, Warly, Winter's Feast, fucking name it, it's ALL memes now.
happy 5th year of the mod woo

• Amberosia > What How
  
• Asparagus Soup > Only Soup
  
• Bacon and Eggs > :C
  
• Banana Pop > Bananana
  
• Banana Shake > C7H14O2
  
• Barnacle Linguine > Delicious Evening Soup
  
• Barnacle Nigiri > Forbidden Nigiri
  
• Barnacle Pita > Forbidden Taco
  
• Beefy Greens > Dank Weed
  
• Breakfast Skillet > Bwekfast
  
• Bunny Stew > Fucking Bnuuy
  
• Butter Muffin > Muffin Time
  
• California Roll > Happy Lil' Sushi Roll
  
• Ceviche > Allegra Shrimp
  
• Creamy Potato Purée > Raisin Potato Salad
  
• Dragonpie > Pie Flavored Pie
  
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers > -P-o-t-a-t-o-
  
• Figatoni > Fig 'n' Cheese
  
• Figgy Frogwich > Figgy Frogger
  
• Figkabab > Figarettes
  
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk > Fig-urative
  
• Fish Tacos > Breadfish
  
• Fishsticks > Fish Jenga
  
• Fist Full of Jam > Spaced Jam
  
• Flower Salad > Illegal Flower Tribute
  
• Froggle Bunwich > Frogge Baguette
  
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri > Where Banana
  
• Fruit Medley > Cup of Gay
  
• Guacamole > Glockamole
  
• Honey Ham > Steamed Ham
  
• Honey Nuggets > Chicken Nugger(6)
  
• Ice Cream > Pure Vanilla
  
• Jellybeans > Peanut Butter Jelly Time
  
• Jelly Salad > Fuit Gummy
  
• Kabobs > Remove Kebabs
  
• Mandrake Soup > Soup Time
  
• Meatballs > Balls
  
• Meaty Stew > Girth
  
• Melonsicle > Moonmelon
  
• Milkmade Hat > Milk 'n' Cerebral
  
• Monster Lasagna > Monday Lasagna
  
• Mushy Cake > Edible Cake
  
• Leafy Meatloaf > Lego Brick
  
• Pierogi > Ravioli
  
• Plain Omelette > Omelette Du Fromage
  
• Powdercake > Twinkies
  
• Pumpkin Cookie > Internet Cookies
  
• Ratatouille > Oops! All Veggies
  
• Salsa Fresca > Doritos
  
• Seafood Gumbo > Pot Noodle
  
• Soothing Tea > Bri'ish Tea
  
• Spicy Chili > Sauce
  
• Stuffed Eggplant > Egg(cellent)
  
• Stuffed Fish Heads > Fish Biscuits
  
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers > Hot Pepper Challenge
  
• Surf 'n' Turf > Shrimple Brisket
  
• Taffy > Tide Pods
  
• Tall Scotch Eggs > Seggs
  
• Trail Mix > Mix Tape
  
• Turkey Dinner > Twerk King
  
• Unagi > Space Sushi
  
• Veggie Burger > Burgee
  
• Vegetable Stinger > Dumb Fuck Juice
  
• Waffles > Medium Waffle
  
• Wet Goop > Failure
  
• Wobster Bisque > Liquid Lobster
  
• Wobster Dinner > Unacceptable Lobster
  
• Steamed Twigs > Stick Bugged

• Plants > Plonts
  
• Fertilizers > Needs
  
• Compost > Basic Needs
  
• Manure > Self-Fulfillment Needs
  
• Growth Formula > Psychological Needs

• Manure > 💩
  
• Guano > Cum
  
• Bucket-o-poop > Bucket
  
• Compost > Peepee Poopoo
  
• Compost Wrap > Poopoo Peepee
  
• Rotten Egg > Decearing Egg
  
• Rot > Old
  
• Growth Formula Starter > Soder
  
• Fermenting Growth Formula > Supplement Energy Drink
  
• Fermented Growth Formula > Monster Energy Drink
  
• Super Growth Formula > G Fuel
  
• Spoiled Fish > Fishold
  
• Spoiled Fish Morsel > Fimshold
  
• Glommer's Goop > 5 Gum
  
• Tree Jam > Moisturizer

Finally themed properly as Heisenburger: updated lore, perks and thematic.

• The Chef > Heisenburger
  *Brings his own chemical lab
  *Offers special drugs and deals
  *Harnesses the power of crystal meth
  *Must consume the world
  
• Chef Pouch > Dealer Pouch
  
• Portable Crock Pot > Compounding Mixer
  
• Seasoning Station > Distillation Apparatus
  
• Portable Grinding Mill > Solvent Purification Assembly
  
• Seasonings > Chemicals
  
• Garlic Powder > Weed Joint
  
• Honey Crystals > Heroin Dose
  
• Chili Flakes > Opium Powder
  
• Seasoning Salt > Crack Cocaine

Dealer's Specials:

• Asparagazpacho > Asparagazpachill
  
• Bone Bouillon > Boneless Soup
  
• Fish Cordon Bleu > Le Fish Au Chocolat
  
• Fresh Fruit Crepes > Tactical Burrito
  
• Glow Berry Mousse > Crystal Meth
  
• Grim Galette > Gourmet Shit
  
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad > Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
  
• Monster Tartare > Monster Energy
  
• Moqueca > Fishposting
  
• Puffed Potato Souffle > Kickstarter Potato Salad
  
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid > Lean

• Winter's Feast > Winter's Fallout
  
• Gingerbread Pig > Padoru
  
• Gingerbread Pig House > Grand Order
  
• Gingerbread Varg > Sugar Daddy
  
• Cookie Crumbles > Fate
  
• Holiday Cheer > Demon Core
  
• Masonry Oven > Atomic Furnace
  
• Festive Tree Planter > SCP Foundation
  
• Winter's Feast Table > Fallout Banquet
  
• Winter's Feast Cooking > Nuclear Reactions
  
• Winter's Feast Tree > SCP-2536
  
• Gift Wrap > Season Pass
  
  
• Gingerbread Cookie > Gingerbread Man
  
• Sugar Cookie > Cardboard Cookie
  
• Candy Cane > Smoking Pipe
  
• Eternal Fruitcake > Topkek
  
• Chocolate Log Cake > Nutellog
  
• Plum Pudding > Special Frosting
  
• Apple Cider > Bad Apple
  
• Hot Cocoa > Choccy Milk
  
• Heavenly Eggnog > Eggnog Yum
  
  
• Merry Berrysauce > Ideal Human Body
  
• Bibingka > Yellowcake
  
• Cabbage Rolls > Glow Sticks
  
• Festive Fish Dish > Spam
  
• Good Gravy > Toilet Sludge
  
• Latkes > Fission Chips
  
• Lutefisk > NyQuil Chicken
  
• Mulled Punch > Mountain Dew
  
• Panettone > Wonder Bread
  
• Pavlova > Soylent
  
• Pickled Herring > Macroplastics
  
• Polish Cookies > Red Pills
  
• Pumpkin Pie > Battery Acid Pie
  
• Roasted Turkey > Boneless Chicken
  
• Stuffing > Catnip
  
• Sweet Potato Casserole > Industrial Glue
  
• Tamales > Mistletoe Blunts
  
• Tourtiere > Soil Fertilizer

• Loaf of Bread > Gamer Bread
  
• Garlic Bread > Sbubby
  
• Bread Pudding > Giga Pudding
  
• Potato Chips > Prongles
  
• Potato Pancakes > Cronuts
  
• Meat Stew > Brain Soup
  
• Vegetable Soup > Good Soup
  
• Potato Soup > Estrogen Soup
  
• Carrot Soup > Pumpkin Spice Latte
  
• Stone Soup > Only Soup
  
• Tomato Soup > Szechuan Sauce
  
• Onion Soup > Gorilla Glue
  
• Cream of Mushroom > Soylent
  
• Jelly Sandwich > Idiot Sandwich
  
• Grilled Cheese > Yeah Toast
  
• Shooter Sandwich > Scanwich
  
• Hamburger > Borger
  
• Cheeseburger > Beesechurger
  
• Fish Burger > Impossible Whopper
  
• Mushroom Burger > Number 15
  
• Fishball Skewers >Fishy Stick
  
• Meat Skewers > Refined Meat
  
• Croquette > Chickie Nuggies
  
• Roast Vegetables > Rustled Jimmies
  
• Sausage > Weiner
  
• Meatloaf > Almighty Loaf
  
• Meatballs > Ballin'
  
• Spaghetti and Meatball > Mom's Spaghetti
  
• Lasagna > Bitch Lasagna
  
• Macaroni and Cheese > Mac 'n' Cheese
  
• Carrot Cake > Apology Cake
  
• Turnip Cake > Turnip Stalks
  
• Cheesecake > Cheesecake Supremacy
  
• Meat Pie > 3,14
  
• Shepherds Pie > Airline Food
  
• Sliders > Snackos
  
• Fist Full of Jam > Space Jam
  
• Jelly Roll > Long Egg
  
• Garlic Mashed Potatoes > Cream Vanilla
  
• Stuffed Mushroom > Beautiful Cinnamon Roll
  
• Ratatouille > Oops! All Veggies
  
• Bruschetta > Tomatoast
  
• Berry Tart > Goodberry
  
• Curry > Chicken Noodle Soup
  
• Fish and Chips > Fission Chips
  
• Fish Stew > Hot Dog Water
  
• Fish Pie > One Pie-ce
  
• Fish Steak > Spicy Goodness
  
• Poached Fish > Fresh Fish of Bel-air
  
• Candied Fish > Gorbage
  
• Creamy Fish > Guilty Pleasures
  
• Bagel and Fish > Bagel Delivery
  
• Candy > Free Candy
  
• Waffles > Waffle Fries
  
• Pierogies > Ravioli
  
• Manicotti > Copypasta
  
• Creamy Fettuccine > Send Noods
  
• Breaded Cutlet > Chicken Sashimi
  
• Pizza > Pizza Time
  
• Pot Roast > Steamed Hams
  
• Crab Cake > Crab Rave
  
• Crab Roll > Crabs Will Roll
  
• Crab Ravioli > Crabcore
  
• Steak Frites > Very Rare Steak
  
• Bacon Wrapped Meat > Barbeque Bacon Burger
  
• Meat Wellington > Calzone
  
• Caramel Cube > Caramelldansen
  
• Scone > Jam Clag
  
• Trifle > McFlurry
  
• Syrup > Chemical X
  
  
• Flour > Gamer Supps
  
• Sap > Glue
  
• Wheat > Yeet
  
• Crab Trap > Krusty Krab
  
• Pebble Crab > Crib
  
• Crab Meat > Crabussy
  
• Cooked Crab Meat > Craboochie
  
• Meat Scraps > Scrap Meat
  
• Cooked Meat Scraps > Reclaimed Meat

Dairy:

• Egg > EGG
  
• Cooked Egg > <egg emote>
  
• Milky Whites > Bleach
  
• Butter > Exotic Butter
  
• Ice > Cooler Water
  
• Berries > Goodberry
  
• Juicy Berries > Member Berries

Meats:

• Leafy Meat > Meatless
  
• Cooked Leafy Meat > Tofu
  
• Batlisk Wing > Meat Scepter
  
• Cooked Batlisk Wing > Meat Sceptre
  
• Drumstick > Chicken Wing
  
• Fried Drumstick > Fried Chicken Wing
  
• Live Eel > Bad Joke Eel
  
• Eel > Wet Noodle
  
• Cooked Eel > Instant Noodle
  
• Freshwater Fish > Flying Fish
  
• Fish > Fesh
  
• Cooked Fish > F esh
  
• Fish Meat > Fisho
  
• Fish Steak > F isho
  
• Fish Morsel > Fimsh
  
• Cooked Fish Morsel > F imsh
  
• Frog Legs > Frogge
  
• Cooked Frog Legs > Roasted Frogge
  
• Koalefant Trunk > Emergency Meating
  
• Winter Koalefant Trunk > Emergency Meating
  
• Koalefant Trunk Steak > Epic Meal Time
  
• Meat > Fresh Meat
  
• Cooked Meat > Rare Steak
  
• Morsel > L
  
• Cooked Morsel > -- --- .-. ... . .-..
  
• Monster Meat > Rotten Flesh
  
• Cooked Monster Meat > Rotten Roast
  
• Small Jerky > Little Salami
  
• Jerky > Brisket
  
• Monster Jerky > Metamorphosis
  
• Moleworm > Criminal
  
• Naked Mole Bat > Vermin
  
• Naked Nostril > Droop Snoot
  
• Charred Nostrils > Snoop Drooped
  
• Wobster > Blue Lobster
  
• Cooked Wobster > Suicide Lobster

Vegetables:

• Asparagus > Assparagus
  
• Giant Asparagus > Humongous Assparagus
  
• Potato > Tater
  
• Giant Potato > Potaton
  
• Banana > Potassium
  
• Cooked Banana > K
  
• Banana Bush > Bananas Rotat E
  
• Carrot > Cahoots
  
• Giant Carrot > Even Bigger Bonkhonacahoots
  
• Corn > Corny
  
• Giant Corn > Unicorn
  
• Dragon Fruit > Dragon Ball
  
• Durian > Durr
  
• Giant Durian > King Dududurian
  
• Eggplant > Egg(plant)
  
• Giant Eggplant > Egg(ton)
  
• Garlic > Gorlic
  
• Giant Garlic > A Pinch of Gorlic
  
• Onion > Onyon
  
• Giant Onion > Big Onyon
  
• Pepper > Dr. Pepper
  
• Giant Pepper > Spice of Life
  
• Pomegranate > Bad Apple
  
• Giant Pomegranate > Mac
  
• Pumpkin > Pump-kun
  
• Giant Pumpkin > Pump King
  
• Tomato > Tomator
  
• Giant Tomato > Tomato Town
  
• Watermelon > Unchanged
  
• Grilled Watermelon > Firemelon
  
• Giant Watermelon > Airmelon
  
• Giant Rotting Watermelon > Earthmelon
  
• Pumpkin Seeds > Peyote/Mescaline
  
• Pomegranate Seeds > Percocet/Oxycodone
  
• Garlic Seeds > Clorox/Bleach
  
• Eggplant Seeds > Snails/Egg(snails)
  
• Durian Seeds > Epidiolex/Cannabidiol
  
• Corn Seeds > Adderall/Amphetamine
  
• Carrot Seeds > Panacod/Codeine
  
• Potato Seeds > Moss/Moss
  
• Dragon Fruit Seeds > Xanax/Alprazolam
  
• Onion Seeds > Advil/Ibuprofen
  
• Tomato Seeds > Tylenol/Paracetamol
  
• Asparagus Seeds > Aspirin/Acetylsalicylic Acid
  
• Watermelon Seeds > Molly/MDMA
  
• Pepper Seeds > LSD/Lysergic Acid Diethylamide

Weeds:

• Fire Nettles > Tobacco
  
• Forget-Me-Lots > Marijuana
  
• Spiny Bindweed > Salvia
  
• Tillweed > Dandelion

• Every fish has an animal crossing joke
  
• Survivors call Wonkey their little pogchimp
  
• Woodie and Lucy now talk about morbing

Woodie:

• Beaver Idol > That Yoinky Sploinky
  
• Goose Idol > That Shiggy Wiggy
  
• Moose Idol > That Gloopy Soupy

• Crock Pot Interaction: All survivors make puns while waiting for food to cook
  
• Talking to Plants: All survivors make terrible jokes to plants now

That's over 80 unique jokes and puns...

• Magician's Top Hat > Unusual Ghastly Gibus
  
• Magician's Chest > Unusual Crate
  
• Shadow Duelist > Shadow Stand
  
• Shadow Servant > Slave Stand
  
• Shadow Sneak > Snare Stand
  
• Shadow Prison > Stand Still

• All the monkeys speak brazilian portuguese
  
• Every character rejects humanity when becoming Wonkey
  
• Queen of Moon Quay > Harambe
  
• Powder Monkey > Primata Pirata
  
• Prime Mate > Macaco Militante
  
• Crustashine > Muriçoca
  
• Banana > Potassium
  
• Banana Shake > C7H14O2
  
• Accursed Trinket > NFT
  
• Battle Paddle > Yaoi Paddle
  
• Polly Roger > Poggy Roger
  
• Beach Turf > Brazil Turf
  
• Unnatural Portal > Brazil
  
• Grass Raft > Biscuit Kit
  
• Monkey Hut > Shanty House
  
• Pirate Raids > Random Chimp Event

New way to tackle the weird sculpture system, as well as future structures

• Sculpting Tab > Achievements
  
• Potter's Wheel > Reward Wheel
  
• Figure Sketches > Murder Certificates
  - If it's from a common animal, it's a Restraining Order instead
  - If it's from destruction of structures, it's a Royalty Fee
  - If it's from a specific location, it's a Tax Return
  - If it's from a specific station, it's a License
  
• Figure (BuildingTab) > Achievement
  
• Figure (Structures) > Trophy