• JIMBO > JOHN BALATRO
  - Renamed that entire minigame and then some
  
• Playing Card > Credit Card
  
• Hearts > Meats
  
• Clubs > Leaves
  
• Diamonds > Plates
  
• Spades > Spoons

• Flint > Shungite
  
• Day > Night at Charlie's
  
• Salt Box > Oven't
  
• D.R. Style > Weezer
  
• One-man Band > Sissy Hypnosis
  
• Thulecite Bug Net > Bug Fix
  
• Dark Sword > N-Sword
  - all Wagstaff items now make more or less sense

• Abigail's Flower > Domain Expansion
  
• Sisturn > Aura Farm
  
• Mourning Glory > Ectanol
  
• Revenant Restorative > Aqua Vitae
  
• Spectral Cure-All > Remedy Brandy
  
• Distilled Vengeance > Keep-sake
  
• Nightshade Nostrum > Geno-cider
  
• Unyielding Draught > Anomartiny
  
• Ghastly Experience > Tequilast Words
  
• Vigor Mortis > Meadium's Brew
  
• Luminous Warth > Moonshine
  
• Cursed Vexation > Abyssinthe
  
• Wraith's Wreath > Wasted Wreath
  
• Spirit Vessel > Ouija Box
  
• Headstone > Skill Issue
  
• Perennial Altar > Skill Solution
  
• Picnic Casket > Possessions

• Woby Snacks > Girl Dinner
  
• Flutter Strip > Self-Butterment
  - Everything else is WIP he has like 20 stupid ammo types now

• Beefalo > Cash Cow
  
• Domesticated Beefalo > Lolcow
  
• Beefalo Wool > Suspicious Wealth
  
• Saddlehorn > Cow Tool
  
• Saddle > One Trick Pony
  
• War Saddle > Them's Fightin' Herds
  
• Glossamer Saddle > Major League Gaming
  
• Nightmare Saddle > Deep Dark Fantasy
  
• Beefalo Gloom Bell > Cow Insurance
  
• Salt lick > Blinker Fluid
  
• Gourmet Salt Lick > Cow Battery
  
• Grooming Station > Cowsplay
  
• Beefalo Shrine > Ram Ranch

• Paradice > Moona Lisa
  
• The Goddess of Cows > The Sacred Cow
  
• Milk Bucket > Mommy Milkers
  
• Milk Bottle > Mommy Milkies

• Void Masque > Masking
  
• Herald of Tenebrau > Dissociation
  - All of their voice lines try to tell you about Big Bill Hell's Cars
  - and your car's extended warranty
  
• Halfwit's Masque > Patapon
  
• Sage's Masque > Hollow Knight
  
• Toady's Masque > W. D. Gaster
  
• Pumpkin Scooper > Tableware
  
• Pumpkin Knife > Silverware
  
• Pumpkin Saw > Malware

• Moon Rock Idol > Suicide Hotline
  
• Bee Queen Crown > Hive Mind

• Hallowed Nights > Spooky Month

• Candy Apple > Bone Apple Tea
  
• Tentacle Lolli > Ligma
  
• Choco Pigs > Fast Food
  
• Candy Lice > Forbidden Snack
  
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker > Coronavirus
  
• Lava Pepper > Old Spice
  
• Candy Corn > Free Candy
  
• Not-So-Candy Corn > Corn Cobbed
  
• Gummy Spider > Spycrab
  
• Catcoon Candy > Normal Pill
  
• Raisins > Edibles
  
• Ghost Pop > K-Pop
  
• Jelly Worm > Food P*rn

• Mad Scientist Lab > Internet Hate Machine
  
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation > Brain Bleach
  
• Brew of Phobic Abatement > Bone Hurting Juice
  
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture > Bepis
  
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture > Diet Coke
  
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter > Gamer Girl Pee
  
• Sulfuric Crystals of Lime > Hot Dog Water
  
• Arboretum Experiment > Wocky Slush
  
• Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude > Mountain Dew
  
• Dram of Psychic Fortitude > Powerthirst
  
• Steeped Lunar Essence > Pilk

• Cubic Zirconia Ball > Lesbeacon
  
• Binoculars > Bi-Fi
  
• Odd Radio > Gaydar
  
• Broken Hairdryer > Transceiver
  
• Spider Ring > One Ring
  
• Monkey Paw > Pawtism
  
• Faux Fangs > Cute Little Fang
  
• Empty Elixir > Strongest Potion
  
• Lone Glove > Power Glove
  
• Snail Scale > Immortal Snail
  
• Toy Cobra > Solid Snake
  
• Crocodile Toy > Interior Crocodile Alligator
  
• Broken Terrarium > Safety Bubble
  
• Broken Stake > Mistakes

• Cloud > Sprout
  
• The EX-Soldier The Wage Slave
  
• The Cloudy Wolf > The Side Hustle
  
• The Snappy Dresser > The Queer Coded
  
• The Sky Soarer > The Warrior of Light
  
• Mako Shard > Minimum Wage
  
• Buster Sword > Budget Sword
  
• Iron Blade > Sharpie
  
• Hardedge > Swordplay
  
• Mythril Blade > Gay Blade
  
• Twin Stinger > Irony
  
• Nail Bat > Batted Out
  
• Fire Materia > Main Character Energy
  
• Ice Materia > Wasted Energy
  
• Lightning Materia > Big Dick Energy
  
• Healing Materia > Monster Energy
  
• Black Materia > Lack of Energy
  
• Shadow Sephiroth > One-Winged Incel
  
• Masamune > Cut Content

• Charlie > Charlie Charlie
  
• The Assistant > The Shitpost Queen
  
• Shadow > The Second Phase
  
• Roseate > The Goth Girlfriend
  
• Survivor > The Sleep Deprived
  
• Guest of Honor > The 1%
  
• Gladiator > The Triggered
  
• High Tide > The Hydrated

• Wirra > Good Girl
  
• The Wild Child > Dog of Wisdom
  
• Winter's Muse > Chilly Dog
  
• Dune Raider > Hot Dog
  
• On the Lam > Dog?
  
• The Tailwind Terror > Seadog
  
• Thorned Paw > SnoopDogg
  
• Hound Plush > Marketable Plushie
  
• Ice Den > Dog Fort

• Pickaxe > Data Miner
  
• Golden Pickaxe > Crypto Miner
  
• Trap > Modern Trap
  
• Bird Trap > Glue Trap
  
• Tooth Trap > Trap Card
  
• Ocean Trawler > Thirst Trap
  
• Bramble Trap > C.B.T.
  
• Pretty Parasol > 50 Shades of Gay
  
• Rain Coat > Dysphoria Hoodie
  
• Rain Hat > Pain Hub
  
• Bee Hat > Pride Pin
  
• Whirly Fan > Big Fan
  
• Summer Frest > White Boy Summer
  
• Floral Shirt > Hot Girl Summer
  
• Fashion Goggles > Field of View
  
• Cube > Ice Cold
  
• Lucky Whistle > Dogwhistle
  
• Teltalle Heart > My Beloved
  
• Honey Poultice > Safety First
  
• Tillweed Salve > Second Opinion
  
• Tent > Sleep Schedule
  
• Siesta Lean-to > Nap Time
  
• Nightcap > Sleepy Allegations
  
• Meat Effigy > Meat Gundam
  
• Log Suit > Ad Blocker
  
• Scalemail > Firewall
  
• Night Armor > Thug Life
  
• W.O.B.O.T. > Roomba-san
  
• The Lazy Explorer > Zoomies
  
• Construction Amulet > Win Condition
  
• Deconstruction Staff > Sunk Cost Fallacy
  
• W.A.R.B.I.S. Head Gear > Cyberbullying
  
• W.A.R.B.I.S. Armor > Cybersecurity
  
• Auto-Mat-O-Chanic > Great Reset
  
• Moggles > Wallhacks
  
• Scaled Furnace > Friendly Fire
  
• Night Light > Gaslight
  
• Hound Mound > Dog Fort
  
• Hound's Tooth > Socialist Teeth
  
• Grass > Touched Grass
  
• Twigs > Cool Stick
  
• Rocks > Nice Rock
  
• Razor > Short Cut
  
• Turf-Raiser Helm > King of the Hill
  
• Banana Shake > Cerveja Cristal
  
• Banana Pop > Banana For Scale
  
• Nightmare Amulet > Brainrot
  
• Pumpkin Lantern > Wojak-o'-Lantern
  
• Blow Dart > Quick Scope
  
• Sleep Dart > Trick Shot
  
• Fire Dart > No Scope
  
• Electric Dart > One Shot
  
• Dark Tatters > Addiction
  
• Void Repair Kit > Amnesia
  
• Brightshade Husks > Reliance
  
• Brightshade Repair Kit > Delirium
  
• Gloomerang > Return to Sender
  
• Glass Cutter > Flat Justice
  
• Moon Glass Axe > Last Resort
  
• Weather Pain > No Homo
  
• Mosquito > Insect Overlord
  
• Mosquito Sack > Choking Hazard

• Mutated Merm Guard > Bolshevik
  
• Shadow Merm Guard > Tovarishch
  
• Mutated Merm > Mermshevik
  
• Shadow Merm > Druzhina
  
• Lil' Itchy > Lil' shenet
  
• Skeeter Bomb > Petarda
  
• Fertilizzzer > Chernozem
  
• Blood Shot > Zvezda
  
• Communal Kelp Dish > Mir
  
• Superior Communal Kelp Dish > Kolkhoz
  
• Armermry > Stavka
  
• Superior Armermry > Kremlin
  
• Swamp Brawler Helmet > Kaska
  
• Swap Warrior Helmet > Ushanka
  
• Shoddy Tool Shed > Katorga
  
• Slightly Less Shoddy Tool Shed > Gulag
  
• Shoddy Tool > Shtuka
  
• Slightly Less Shoddy Tool > Khernya
  
• Brilliant Mudslinger > Iron Curtain
  
• Dreaded Mudslinger > World War

• Renamed every Wilson skin

• WINbot > Toolbot
  
• Spotlight > Amplifier
  
• Dark Vestige > Intelligence

• Renamed every WX-78 skin

• Handy Remote > Wrangler
  
• Scrap > Scrap Metal
  
• Gizmo > Strange Part
  
• Doohickey > Strange Filter
  
• Cachebox > Supply Crate
  
• Advanced Cachebox > Mann Co. Supply Crate
  
• Calibrated Perceiver > Construction PDA
  
• Unstable Transmission > Update Data
  
• Portasol > Eureka Effect
  
• Teletransport Station > Teleporter
  
• Rose-Colored Glasses > RED Filter
  
• Inspectacles > BLU Screen
  
• Fragile Rose > Escape Plan

• Planar Damage > Emotional Damage
  
• Pig King > Landlord
  
• Bunnyman > Chungus
  
• Royal Rabbit Enforcer > Big Chungus
  
• Wrathful Rabbit King > Thumper The Wrathful
  
• Fortuitous Rabbit > Floppy The Fortunate
  
• Benevolent Rabbit King > Sprinkles The Third
  
• Rabbit King Cudgel > Hippity Hoppity
  
• Burrowing Horn > Air Horn
  
• Portable Den > Square Hole
  
• Warren Wreath > Pleasant Evening
  
• Sinkholes > Diggy Diggy Hole
  
• Big Slimy Pit > Try Finger But Hole
  
• Magma > Elo Hell
  
• Adorable Lavae > Gummy
  
• Lavae Tooth > Gucci
  
• Chilled Lavae > Guh

• Great Depths Worm > Vore Demon
  
• Possessed Varg > Varg Souls II
  
• Simp King > Carcinisation
  
• Crab Barrier > Crabcore
  
• Crab Guard > Crab Rave
  
• Crab Knight > Crab Champion
  
• Moose/Goose > Girlboss/Malewife
  
• Mosling > Simp

• Lurking Nightmare > Guilt
  
• New Ink Blight > Shame
  
• Rictus > Schizophrenia
  
• Mimicreep > Paranoia
  
• Icker > Globglogabgalab

• Nightmare Saddle > Ghost Riding
  
• Glossamer Saddle > The Rizzler
  
• War Saddle > War Propaganda
  
• Moongleam > Bright Idea
  
• Spark Arc > 3D Printer
  
• Howlitzer > The Contraption
  
• Icker Jar > Schwibbel
  
• Icker Preserve > Glibberkind
  
• Icker Preserve Kit > Glibberkit
  
• Possessed Shadow Atrium > Unobtanium
  
• Sawhorse > Horse Plinko
  
• Moon Glass Saw Blade > Saw Con
  
• Shadowcraft Plinth > Fearmonger
  
• Brightsmithy > Gaslighter
  
• Shadow Maul > Meat Grinder
  
• Shadow Reaper > Consequences
  
• Umbralla > Parasolcial
  
• Brightshade Smasher > Social Justice
  
• Brightshade Sword > Self-Righteousness
  
• Brightshade Bomb > Pipe Bomb
  
• Brightshade Staff > Cancel Culture
  
• Brightshade Helm > Devotion
  
• Brightshade Armor > Fanaticism

something broke?

• Backpack > Starter Pack
  
• Healing Salve > Alphabet Soup
  
• Tallbird > Shoebill
  
• Gramophone > Phonography
  
• Red Cap > Sanguine Humor
  
• Blue Cap > Phlegmatic Humor
  
• Green Cap > Melancholic Humor
  
• Moon Shroom > Choleric Humor
  
• Basalt > Very Rare Specimen
  
• Brambleshade Armor > Bramble Wizard Money Gang

• Slimy Salve > Cum Chalice
  
• Stuffed Night Cap > Snooze Booze
  
• Embalming Sprits > Charlie Sweat
  
• Elastispacer > Inflation
  
• Polar Bearger Bin > Enslaved Moisture
  
• Horizon Expandinator > X-Ray Specs
  
• Scrap Wall > Wonder Wall
  
• Junk Pile > Opinions
  
• Teetering Junk Pile > Recycle Bin
  
• W.O.B.O.T. > Cyberjunk
  
• Marotter > Scammer
  
• Marotter Den > Scam Central
  
• Scrappy Werepig > The Trash Man