The "I hope it's not broke" update!

THAT'S NOT A VERY [BIG SHOT] TITLE YOU KNOW

Uh well, I lost the update notes...

WELL WHAT DID YOU [DO??]

I think I fixed the crafts and puppet scarf dialouge? There was a crash I couldn't find?
And the dialouge corruption percent got, "corrupted"

[WOW] AND I THOUGHT I WAS [IN THE DUMPSTER!]

I'VE GOT A [Brand New Deal] AT MY [Home-made Storefront Site]! CAN YOU GUESS???

I [Knitted] US ALL SCARVES! SO YOU CAN REALLY TAKE YOUR [4.99] LIFE BY THE [Silly Strings]!!

EVEN THOSE [Fat Clowns] WANT IN ON MY DEALS! HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

AND THOSE ODD [HeartShapedObjects] NEVER [Hurt] SO GOOD!


SPEECH FILE NOW ONLY [80.4%] CORRUPTED!

SPEECH FILE NOW ONLY [83.6%] CORRUPTED

KRIS! YOU SHOULD TEST THIS BEFORE YOU RELEASE ME!

*(You feel your deals crawling on your back.)

WHOA WAS THAT A [Game Breaking Bug] ALREADY?

*(He's been released into the wild. oh no)