The Distribution team of the HonkOS project have discovered a potential voulnerabiliy in the distriution channels of the beloved Arcade System. HonkOS will enter brief maintenance mode while testing will be conducted to determine to what extent the distriution channels have been compromised. Some test updates to the system are expected during the duration of the maintenance. This is standard operating procedure, however these releases are not intended for public use as they too will likely be compromised.

Ever since the unleashing of HonkOS, the Grand Circuis Digitization Department has focused all its efforts on bringing you more games to experiece. For the first time since the initial release, these efforts have culminated in a brand-new single-player challenge: the Timing Minigame!
In this joyous experience, you'll be tasked with striking a target as you zip back and forth across the screen. How many hits can you rack up without missing? Beware, for the difficulty increases along with your score!

To widespread panic, the 1.1 version of HonkOS has been released to the public with an unforseen graphics driver malfunction. The Funology department has been hardly at work trying to resolve the issue ever since it has been found. The 1.1.1 release comes with the issue resolved.

The clown responsible for this grave oversight has reportedly been identified and awarded a pair of cymbals for succesfully pulling off the daring prank. The cymbals have promptly been taken away for not adhering to the sixth pillar of fun.

In a new leap forward for digital mischief, the funjineers at the Grand Circus Funology Department have introduced a groundbreaking prank to the beloved HonkOS. As of today, HonkOS now features loading screens! That’s right—although the games load instantly, users will still have to wait a second or two before they can begin playing!

The lead fungineer behind this innovation reportedly hasn't left the hospital after collapsing in uncontrollable laughter upon realizing the brilliance of the joke. Honkmother surely smiles upon this ingenious prank!

In a groundbreaking advancement in Honkmotherian thought, her Divine Providence has bestowed her children with entirely new means of enjoyment. The Jesters of the Great Circus's Funology Department have achieved a marvel in digitizing her sacred blessings and combining them into the all-encompassing HonkOS.

In its first version, HonkOS features two of Honkmother's cherished gifts:
- Tic-Tac-Toe
- Connect 4

At the press event celebrating this momentous release, the Funology Department of the Grand Circus vowed to continue overcoming technical limitations in their pursuit of digitizing more of Honkmother's Blessings for future HonkOS updates.

The esteemed Grand Jester Squimbles has called upon the public to provide feedback on the system's functionality and to suggest additional games for the digitization team. Squimbles, however, noted a few technical challenges still hindering the department's progress, such as managing large game boards and continuous (press-and-hold) inputs—issues that have significantly impeded the digitization process. On this, His Prankness Squimbles offered some words of encouragement:

“Do not let these challenges dampen your spirits! Look to the example of Connect 4, where our resourceful team triumphed over the large board size by flipping it sideways and cleverly exploiting a key quirk of the game, where only one spot of each column is available to play at a time. This ingenious discovery allowed our brilliant team of fungineers to complete the project against all odds, despite initial doubts about its feasibility.”