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The overlooked detail with Hoodwink is how unrealistic it is for a dainty squirrel to be towing such a PHAT ASS.

I cannot comprehend how such an erotic e-squirrel even exists; what I wouldn't give to have her scurry up my tree and rabidly stuff my acorn shot inside her bulging cheeks.

I've been sitting in the hero menu for DAYS spinning her around and around, salivating over that SUCCULENT gyroscope of hazelnut rodent cake.