Steam Community :: Petition[Tonfa]

Mλrtin 9 Jul @ 2:59pm

"SIGN MY PETITION DAMNIT!" - Postal Dude

Nokodoko 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:19am

Looks weird on the players back :(

街雨大叔叔 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:38pm

能麻烦您在我的请愿书上签名吗？
把这份破请愿书签了吧，我还有其他事要忙
你是要签了它呢？还是让帮你料理后事的家人替你签

Booze Sr. 23 Feb, 2022 @ 3:04pm

I recall a HUD for this, was it taken down?

우라늄-235 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

CONFESS SINS
GET SIGNATURES
RETURN BOOK
GET GARY'S AUTOGRAPH

JonhnyRingo 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

>salesman comes and knocks on your door
>you open it
>salesman asks you to sign his petition
>you politely decline
>salesman yells "SIGN THE PETITION!!!"
>salesman starts beating you with the clipboard until you sign the petition
moral of story: don't open your door :>

Lighesieje Op 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

N O

*proceed to scream for no reason*

diego 22 Aug, 2021 @ 7:11pm

"sign the stupid petition damn it or ill follow you home and kill your jockey"

Stoo Pedassol 24 May, 2021 @ 1:39pm

that not very poggers of you to refuse to sign it

mir koo 7 Jan, 2021 @ 4:46am

hey I suggest making an icon for this lol

MASHED POTATOES 27 Jun, 2020 @ 7:12am

Will you sign the petition or will it be one of your family members?

Edac 8 Oct, 2019 @ 8:59pm

Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving zombie brothers?

Miul 20 Jul, 2019 @ 12:25am

butt sauce

phoon 4 Jul, 2019 @ 2:39pm

Sign this pettion or i'll follow your home and kill your smoker

Brian Teal 6 Jun, 2019 @ 12:42am

Sign this petition or i'll kill you with my magnum

Pantoe 27 Oct, 2018 @ 1:52pm

“Sign mein petition”

♔Richard♔ 17 Aug, 2018 @ 12:26am

If i would ave make that addon i would ave write L4d3 making Petition instead, to make pressure on Valve.
lol

Simon Henriksson 29 Jul, 2018 @ 5:16am

*Whack* SIGN! *Whack* THE *Whack* FUCKING *Whack* PETITIOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!

big lizard 26 May, 2018 @ 10:56pm

I can pick this up and kill zombies with it, but as soon as I drop it, the game crashes.

Rapture 5 Feb, 2018 @ 1:08pm

Crashes game for me.

TheInfernalDingo 7 Dec, 2017 @ 7:03pm

W O U L D Y O U L I K E T O S I G N M Y P E T I T I O N ?

locust_in_the_rain 7 Dec, 2017 @ 10:32am

10/10 gr8 mod

Bête noire 2 Dec, 2017 @ 4:50pm

NANI?!

🐝 Wicker-G041 🐝 29 Oct, 2017 @ 11:02am

''Would you please sign this petition?''

No thanks

''Sign this petition, dammit''

Fuck off

''Sign this petition or i'm gonna follow you home and kill your dog!''

Zogeiro 28 Oct, 2017 @ 1:32pm

Me: Sign my petition, please
Zombie: What is called?
Me: It's called "SEND ALL ZOMBIES TO HELL!"
Me: *hits zombie*

Pyri 25 Oct, 2017 @ 11:09am

Postal Dude: Look just sign the damn petition, I've got other stuff to do...
S.W.A.T: Bite me!
Postal Dude: Sign this petition before I'll get someone else to bite you.

(Big bang)
Postal Dude: Whaa?
S.W.A.T Uncommon Infected: Braaullghu
Postal Dude: Jeez, can't everyone take a joke?

Kontact 15 Oct, 2017 @ 8:06am

sign this petiton tank or you wont be cured :tank oh dont want the cure i like being strong dies because of no cure :ceda sentist oh great

PorcusGrunzus 11 Oct, 2017 @ 9:52am

Best item.

ΉΣX 9 Oct, 2017 @ 12:25am

"Gun don't kill people I do "

Totally baddass

𐌔𐌀𐌔𐌊𐌉𐌀 7 Oct, 2017 @ 6:50pm

I regret nothing.

AshPhrog 29 Sep, 2017 @ 1:28pm

sigin the petition or will it be your surviving family members

Zero 29 Sep, 2017 @ 12:57am

"Sign my petition, or I will follow you home and kill your dog."

Ahh, good times...

=.KoG.= kiraTonic 29 Sep, 2017 @ 12:51am

lol xD what the fuck

Jefuty 28 Sep, 2017 @ 2:14pm

Hey you, would you like to sign my petition?

Man:I'm sorry.

Well you gotta be fucking kidding me *grabs chainsaw*

The Guy 28 Sep, 2017 @ 9:25am

"PETITION to make whiney congressmen play violent videogames."

This was back when violent games was such a HUGE controversy, and were constantly pulled up in Congress about being banned.

PoetryinMotion2 28 Sep, 2017 @ 8:44am

Postal 2.

小白臉 ( WHitE ) 28 Sep, 2017 @ 6:25am

lol

boobs in profile pic 27 Sep, 2017 @ 5:30pm

SIGN MY PETITION OR I'LL FOLLOW YOU HOME AND KILL YOUR DOG

Mark Taylor 27 Sep, 2017 @ 4:35pm

NO I DONT WANNA SIGN YOUR STUPID PETITION!!

I'd glady smack you with it though..

iBaka.Bread 27 Sep, 2017 @ 1:33pm

The grey motion blur ruins it... :(

Nostalgia_Medic 27 Sep, 2017 @ 11:08am

10/10 - Would sigh it again

󠁳⁧⁧ Spooky 27 Sep, 2017 @ 10:31am

"Look just sign this petition, I got stuff to do."

Krychur 27 Sep, 2017 @ 8:43am

Sign my petition, dammit!

红酒炖兔兔♨ 27 Sep, 2017 @ 4:20am

@Rex The Impaler:
the game will crash when type "give tonfa" into console twice or more, displaying

Infinite angles from vphysics! (entity weapon_melee)
Infinite origin from vphysics! (entity weapon_melee)

good mod, though. hope you will fix it