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No ranged weapon! How is this one supposed to fling his Khajitti Meatballs of Boom? Purrhaps a meat cleaver that functions as an axe.

hey,maybe you can add pans as weapons?? i think it would look cool and make it funnier than just little knives. good idea with the ladle though :3

ohh...by the way.. EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR...BE...ERADICATED!!

Bloody cook outfit - checkmark... knife - checkmark... fork - checkmark... Butcher's Cleaver - checkmark!!! Let the cannibalism commence!! hahaha

@nannyoggins
Thanks nannyoggins. This mod is quite old, in fact I believe it was my first mod on Skyrim. Let me know if you find any new bugs. They crop up from time to time, usually after a Skyrim update.

A really fun mod, I enjoy telling my victims that I intend to "Cut your heart out with a SPOON",
very satisfying! It looks great to have one of my followers dressed as a chef, makes my crew look more authentic. Another winner from splynter.

OctopusMan -- What lines do you mean?

what is with these lines?

Your welcome AlliCat!

Wow thank you for all your great mods :)

Well, there's a ladle mace, and dual wieldable knife and fork. All are enchanted and fast. I started out trying to make a spatula weapon, but my 3d modeling skills are sorely lacking. I gave up on it after wasting a lot of time. Instead I used the knife and fork found in the game, and retextured the wooden ladle to make it look like iron.

There should be a frying pan mace, and a spatula axe!

That's a little tricky, Zeee. I believe it would involve changing the character to a different race. I may be wrong, but I think that changing races would cause you to lose some of your stats, like Perk upgrades and such.

one that makes you look like a troll plz

Do you mean a troll fur armor type outfit, or a wearable troll skin that makes you look like a troll?

Hey I was looking at all your mods I subbed to all they are cool do you think you can make a troll outfit

This. Is. Superb.

Hahaha, I like this, Subbing. Suggestion: Ysgramors Spoo- spork. Make it weapon :D?

ericbouchard2251, yep, I think you're right. I'll probably either dial down the enchants some more, or just put them as non-enchanted so you can make it the way you like. Funny, I did the same thing (killed everyone in Whiterun) except for that snotty little girl who can't be hurt. ;)

i like the chef tunic already but this is way too OP. i killed all of whiterun no problem...

In the interest of culinary accuracy, I've changed the caption ;) I'll see if I can figure out how to turn the ladle into a mace, or maybe a tenderizer.

i think it looks fun, but I wish someone would make the ladle into a bashing weapon.

You cant saute in a balsamic reduction. It will burn