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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Wintermute 5 Jan, 2018 @ 1:28pm 
Taking an arrow to the knee was a metaphor for getting married in ye olden days, and is likely where this actually clever and good guard line originated.
Frundor 25 Oct, 2017 @ 4:58pm 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 14 Oct, 2017 @ 9:06pm 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
Ariksbane 12 Sep, 2017 @ 5:54pm 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
CrazeyDaisy 25 Jul, 2017 @ 11:26pm 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24 Dec, 2016 @ 2:48pm 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
Wild East in the West 26 Nov, 2016 @ 2:57pm 
its not working for me...:steamsad:
DOOM 18 Nov, 2016 @ 2:45pm 
guards arent needed for quests lol
Kermit The Frog 5 Nov, 2016 @ 9:20am 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
:steamsalty:
betzchris69 29 Oct, 2016 @ 7:08pm 
nice
Ulysses 17 Oct, 2016 @ 2:12am 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 Oct, 2016 @ 11:58pm 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
Hathwaythere 28 Sep, 2016 @ 3:41am 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
AzureSky 27 Sep, 2016 @ 5:02pm 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
(Z) Austerion79 9 Sep, 2016 @ 9:24pm 
Perfección :'v
InspireSmoke13 27 Aug, 2016 @ 2:32pm 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod:steamhappy:
The BlackVision 20 Jul, 2016 @ 7:43pm 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 Jun, 2016 @ 12:30pm 
My hero...
mintberrycrunch 28 May, 2016 @ 11:41pm 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Arken 23 May, 2016 @ 10:19pm 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
lucia 27 Mar, 2016 @ 8:35am 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
BugBundles 7 Mar, 2016 @ 2:18pm 
nice
Lilian 20 Feb, 2016 @ 8:09am 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 Jan, 2016 @ 12:20pm 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Rose From Ash 20 Jan, 2016 @ 8:24am 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Hathwaythere 8 Jan, 2016 @ 5:30pm 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
Zack_Hart 28 Dec, 2015 @ 2:16pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Bit 14 Dec, 2015 @ 7:59pm 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Angin 29 Nov, 2015 @ 3:03am 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED /(Weber)\ 8 Nov, 2015 @ 12:21am 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule 24 Oct, 2015 @ 7:15am 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] 21 Oct, 2015 @ 7:46pm 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule 21 Oct, 2015 @ 3:51pm 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] 21 Oct, 2015 @ 3:48pm 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule 21 Oct, 2015 @ 3:46pm 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 Sep, 2015 @ 4:51pm 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Mopwater 20 Sep, 2015 @ 7:05am 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 Sep, 2015 @ 9:51am 
This is hilarious.
Microsoft Paint 1 Sep, 2015 @ 10:14pm 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
ReDreadXIII 30 Aug, 2015 @ 5:22pm 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Tomoko 30 Aug, 2015 @ 6:04am 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 Aug, 2015 @ 4:56pm 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
LastRaven 11 Aug, 2015 @ 10:10pm 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Megidorino 9 Aug, 2015 @ 2:56pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 Aug, 2015 @ 1:05pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 Jul, 2015 @ 1:01pm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty :tgrin:
Nkrumah 18 Jul, 2015 @ 10:11am 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 Jul, 2015 @ 6:45am 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
Jak Fury 30 Jun, 2015 @ 2:14pm 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 Jun, 2015 @ 7:12am 
This is the best mod in existance