Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Easter Island Threat Blocker
339 Comments
grandpa 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm 
this? an all-class cosmetic? now how in the hell would that've looked like
Wendy 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:48am 
update turns out it was an allclass cosmetic
SeeJ 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02am 
what could have been
Wendy 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08pm 
i love how this weapon was being tested

but it wasnt for sniper it was for demo
bloopah 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:26am 
🗿
VirtualBeef 30 Oct, 2015 @ 5:09pm 
Guys,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ-qdSjUBB0
Karma Charger already made some suggested stats:
+25% fire damage resistance on wearer
+30% critical hit damage resistance on wearer
+25% explosive damage resistance on wearer
+20% bullet damage resistance on wearer
No flinching when aiming
Knockback reduced by 50% when aiming
Cannot be backstabbed
20% slower move speed on wearer
-25% slower move speed when aiming
Sivankar 30 Oct, 2015 @ 12:43am 
İTS PERFECT!!!!
VALVE ADD THİS.
AND GİVE ME ONE PLEASE.
Sivankar 30 Oct, 2015 @ 12:43am 
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Ostrum 4 Sep, 2015 @ 5:49pm 
sphees be like
MERDE!!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Hansypants 11 Oct, 2014 @ 8:01pm 
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BakedMemes 4 Oct, 2014 @ 8:37am 
Stats:

+Spies cannot backstab you
+75% Damage Res. from behind (Wont take mini-crits from back scatter aswell!)
-50% Movement Speed
-85% Movement Speed if crouched
-No moving whilst scoped
76561198132031362 6 Aug, 2014 @ 2:13pm 
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76561198132031362 6 Aug, 2014 @ 2:12pm 
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Matthäus! 19 Feb, 2014 @ 5:47am 
This thing is ridiculous, lol!
the gay who killed you 17 Feb, 2014 @ 8:03pm 
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WalrusAssassin 16 Feb, 2014 @ 4:52pm 
This should definetly be included into the game.
Ginkus Jinkus 15 Jan, 2014 @ 4:35pm 
No backstabbing allowed.
Silver🔧Nuke 2 Jan, 2014 @ 3:37pm 
i lol'd so hard
Gummy 14 Dec, 2013 @ 7:23pm 
slows you down but no backstab
Tears of the Tarnished Loli 11 Nov, 2013 @ 7:06pm 
Takes 200 damage or up to 5 backs stabs (separate count) then breakes
yashovam 7 Nov, 2013 @ 11:47pm 
Lol Awsome and lol.!?!?!??!
Hiber-File 3 Nov, 2013 @ 3:28am 
Oh God it's so funny and cool and and
and I am still loughing this idea is awesome
and perfectly fits to the character of sniper
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One 15 Oct, 2013 @ 4:16pm 
30% speed reduce, takes 5 back stabs, - 60% fire rate, +15 health, halph jump hieght
Dogwater 22 Sep, 2013 @ 1:17pm 
SLows wearer, allows locked in place, reduces headshot dmg while locked,
Quizzl 21 Sep, 2013 @ 3:40pm 
-50% move speed, u can lock your player like in probhunt. once u locked in u can take 9000 haedshots
Dooley 19 Sep, 2013 @ 6:18pm 
wow this ha this is ridiculas
Femboy 14 Sep, 2013 @ 1:49am 
Should prevent 10 backstabs, slows you by 25%, back damage (not backstabs) are 30% worse and +20% max health on wearer....
Chick n Jockey Torture 22 Aug, 2013 @ 12:11am 
This should stop the backburner(:
El Presidente J'Zargo 5 Aug, 2013 @ 11:52pm 
stats:

+10 max health
+Prevents all backstabs
-Facestabs deal +15-20%
-Movement speed reduced by 25%
Jonustin 2 Aug, 2013 @ 3:44pm 
Sniper must have a strong back to lift that thing
Retired Sniper 31 Jul, 2013 @ 5:35am 
Awesome,Funny,Looks great want it in game! :)
glasspaper 28 Jul, 2013 @ 11:18am 
yyaaayyee
_Ted 27 Jul, 2013 @ 3:44pm 
FAHKING AMAZING
Max 22 Jul, 2013 @ 7:01am 
This is so awesome! Totally want this in game!
Varax-Theta439 16 Jul, 2013 @ 1:16pm 
prevents all backstabs

adds +25 health

movment spead reduced by -25

movment spead reduced while aiming by -50
DISAbleD_Archer01 16 Jul, 2013 @ 3:46am 
Stats

+25 health
Protects user from 5 backstabs

-80% movement speed while aiming
-50 health after shield breaks
-35% health penalty
PyBro 15 Jul, 2013 @ 4:19am 
so lame ... go make stupid misc somewhere else
guatemala warrior 14 Jul, 2013 @ 7:29pm 
Stats
+50 HP
Breaks after 20 backstabs (a lil op but reasonable)
-75 Speed
+20 Melee Damage
CheeseManFuu 12 Jul, 2013 @ 3:11pm 
The Easter Island Threat Blocker
Level 65 Stone Head
Protects attacks from behind
Breaks after 10 attacks
-50% Moving Speed
Normal Moving Speed when broken.
"Nobody said that carrying a large head on
your back wouldn't be bad or good."
76561198088371662 10 Jul, 2013 @ 2:39pm 
Omg that is so cool
James 10 Jul, 2013 @ 1:55pm 
Protects Multiple Backstabs
Protects shooting from back
50% Slower moving speed when aiming
10% Slower moving speed on user
When item finally breaks 50% faster (You get your regular speed back)
Removes secondary
Retired Sniper 10 Jul, 2013 @ 4:43am 
Wow no words . I love it. Pelase Add ittttt . I would buy it now . please please
vsafbj,saf 10 Jul, 2013 @ 1:04am 
no comment... other than, sniper, i hope u know a good kyro practor.
Reima 9 Jul, 2013 @ 6:42pm 
Pros: Blocks ALL attacks from behind
Cons: Movement speed is reduced by 50%
The Heavy Metal Centipede 9 Jul, 2013 @ 1:41pm 
Is that hard to carry Sniper? :)
æ 7 Jul, 2013 @ 2:19pm 
This looks fantastic.
Fish_Face789 4 Jul, 2013 @ 10:29am 
hahaha nice job valve now add it