no nazis

BRUH A HITLER?!

Just putting this out there, a possible addition to this could be monstrous marriage choices. As in Males would be swapped with Dremora & Falmer, while Females would be switched with Draugr & Hagravens. Don't know how much weirder it could get...

No, sorry, but thanks for your interest. This mod was practically my training grounds for becoming a modder, and I haven't worked on it in years :) But if you want more ridiculous shit of a quite higher standard, try my Santanism quest mod - or you could populate your game with Manmoths and Whalecows.

Do you plan on adding more?????????????

@Gibbit, if you don't like the fire, don't play with it ;) Or with other words; don't hit the goat. And then if you do it by accident... oh well... that's where the real fun begins. Your horse is dead? Who needs horses anyway? Windhelm is destroyed? Who needs that racist rebel trash anyway? The glitch is your friend.

KETTLEMAN BLESSSED YOU WITH POWER
YOU MUST CONTROL IT

I cant find their corpse

I hit the goat on accident and now the fire is just turning on and off randomly and I think I accidently incenerated someone I was supposed to assisnate

I think my horse and all of the people in winhelm are dead now

nvm it just took a min to wear off So disabling the mod works cause before that I sat for hours trying to disable it

How do I get HotGoat to stop training me in destruction? I think its glitched

kettle spell shoot kettles

or a kettleman npc to help you fight

Well you could have the same abilitys as a nord but have an added power to summon kettles

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry, can't do. The smile has to do with dialogue settings which isn't something I can change for a specific race.

Nah just make a human with kettlemans BEAUTIFUL smile

... aaand what would characterize the Kettleman race as opposed to other human races? The player will explode in kettles when dying?

please do kettleman playable race

Dont listen to him father of kettleman just look at kettlemans beautiful smile

kettleman has a beautiful smile

what the HECK are you doing with anything ever holy **** help me

Wormy I think we all agree that you need to put Dancing Bananas everywhere possible

I love it but I cant deal with hot goat, or get him to leave :c

That's the Hot Goat. Don't hit it and you should be fine.

im having a problem. anytime i actually tried this mod my character would explode violently with bright yellow lights lagging out my computer and killing everyone nearby. Any help?

Okay. Well, thanks for the heads up. I will try to look into it at some point.

Sadly it's the power of the soul of Black Dynamite. I only say the mod has to be installed because if I remove the mod and try to play Skyrim it crashes trying to continue without the mod. No matter how long or how many times I try. The game crashes every single time without fail. No need to worry thou, I honestly wouldn't want to play without the mod anyways. Everything is much more fun and interesting even with this bug thing.
I should have probally said this to begin with so you can try and prevent further game breacking bugs like this. You need to fix the slaves. Make them stop following you if they die or make them essential. Mine got killed during a Thieves Guild quest with two essintial characters. A wrong placed spell had them attacking him for the spell before I realized they wern't following. (I didn't have volume on sadly). The game at face value reconizes the slave as dead, even giving a inhetitance from him, but nothing else does.

... having to have the mod installed for your Skyrim to play..? I think that's sort of impossible. But even I don't know the true power of the hot goat and Stevie Wonder combined.

Sorry it took so long to reply. The um..thing took down my notifications. I managed to catch it off guard and finally saw you replied. Anyways,
CONGRATZ! You created a Creepypasta! Or your mod has infected my entire Steam account...Anyways, other then randomlly attacking things in Skyrim, activating all the traps, attracting random enemy NPC, having to have the mod installed for my Skyrim to play, and terrorizing my Steam account It's pretty managable. Especially since I only have Skyrim and Portal 2 in it and I only play Skyrim. So things could be much worse. So...not sure if i's just me or what but try and warn others to not let nonkillable NPC kill their slaves. It's a living nightmare apperently and I'm only saved by Console commands. Thankfully it hasn't taken that over...yet.

Haven't heard of that before. Can you target him in the console (you open the console with the key above Tab)? Then try to type the command "resurrect" and see if anything happens. Else try the command "disable" to totally get rid of him.

Help! I'm being haunted by the invisable spirit of my dead slave!
I'm not sure how to get rid of him. The game has him registered as dead, even sending me a inheritance, yet he's apperently still there. I've had people target and try to attack the invisable slave and I keep bumping into him. I managed to re find the slave master but to him the slave is still alive. Any advice?

It's always the jewish temperature.

Where is the Jew-ish temperature?

la drogue, c'est mal.

ok

Hate it

Nah I'm good. I may not have it active, but I'm keeping it subbed

If you want, I can guide you through editing it. The quickest and easiest way is with an external program called TES5Edit.

True, but I'm lazy and it's convenient. Granted the first couple times you try it and it slightly insults before popping out the potion were amusing.

I understand your feeling of *insert angry words here*. There is no way to disable it though (except editing it in the Creation Kit). Tough luck. There are other ways to heal yourself than the restoration school.

As entertaining as this is, the no healing magic is incredibly *insert angry words here* By any chance is there a way to disable that so I can enjoy the lunacy that is this piece of Insanity Cheese?

The same way you disable everything else. Open console -> click on the Hot Goat -> type "disable" -> enter.
The hot goat loves you though.

Is there any way to disable the Hot Goat? Every now and then I accidentally hit it...it's like a fucking nuke has gone off.
I love this mod though.

my mined is one with the univers i can naw die happly in space drinking tea and eating biscets but befor all that i feast on the blood and flesh of my fallen victoms (ehehehehehe im such a ahole)

As the creator of Realm of the Wang Lord, I would like to commend this work of art. Mod on, my blessed mad divine!

Sheogorath has cursed you both...

Thats fine, we shall then cut off the legs of logic and use them as hats, but not just any hat! a talking hat!...but made of the banana god.

Thank you, deep sea child. As I do not have time to attend your meetings in outer space I recommend bringing your favorite hot goat.