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lmao

Well holy crap. While the article is from 2013, Destructroid actually linked this mod as a part of mods they liked the most!

can u make the music for the witch liike make the music activate when she starts chasing you? that would be a bit better :3 still good mod thou

How do I get in this map?

Excuse me do you know where the toilets are?

hahahaha

give this man a medal, hillarious mod

Can you please repost tis just for Tank? I have other ideas for Witch :)

This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Thank you sir.

@Mongoro(DK) or just you, a melee weapon and a tank :3

this is perfect for just running your ass of from a witch!

This mod is amazing

oh dear lord...

Saw this video and that's just brilliant.

Love this mod!

wtf

This completly through out the seriousness of the L4D universe and turned it into something awseome...

This simply never stops being funny.

Dang it. Oh well, thanks for the reply anyway. The music is an excellent fit for the game x]

If I make it any louder, the quality will go to the shitter.

Isnt there any way to make the music alot louder than it is? I've currently got the ingame music turned up to full and all other sounds to about 1 fourth, yet its still really darn hard to hear it properly in the actual fight. So yeah, any way to tweak this with files or such?
Beyond this tiny complaint; I sodding love it. And its especially great (and subsequently hillarious) for lan parties. Cheers for the excellent mod! :]

Lol at the nightstick

Don't think it should be 34mb :/

lol

laughing*

this. is... the greatest sound mod EVER. I like startling witches before but now it's even better! and tanks omg i don't get mad when they take out my whole team i'm just sitting there lauphing :D Thank you soo much!

It would be so so sooo much better if the song only played when the Witch was angry. All the tension leading up to it would make it even funnier.

Yeah, I found it right after I posted that. :V

Look in my workshop. I made the mod separated.

Yeah, I would love this as the witch music by itself, I already have a great Tank music mod.

Nice, thanks! :)

Haha what funny mod, especially with the tank !

good to hear, thanks.

I will separate them at some point

any way u can make both witch and tank benny hill music mods into separate mods? that way, i can use a different tank music mod that isn't Benny Hill.

Love this Mod :)

MIAUUUUUU ty alot brother love it xD

This is awesome! :D
This makes dealing with Tanks and Witches a lot less stressful. Heck, it might even prevent the ocasional "rage" after the Tank takes down the entire survivor team because well, you might have died by his hand, but at least you got to hear this hilarious tune 1st...

Awesome :3

I thought this would be mildly amusing, but it's far better than expected. The guy has troubled to make two different music tracks. One when the witch is passive, and the 'chase' music only kicks in when she's actually chasing. Now I always startle the witch.

I already play this music with HLDJ.

I thought so. Oh well. Still funny nonetheless (especially when you use cheats to spawn a bunch of witches, startle them all with a pipebomb then try to run for the safe room while playing Last Man Standing).

The Wandering Witch has several pieces of music to represent her current anger level. It would clash with the music I wanted to use.

This is just a straight up funny mod, and I love it. But I have noticed that the 'idle' version of the music (when a witch is present but unstartled) doesn't seem to play when there is a wandering witch around (most notable when playing Dead Center or The Parish) and instead just plays the default music. Any reason for this?

whats song name ? :D

thats just awsome

lol rate up sub favourite awsome

mine doesn't play it just removes the music :(

It is awesome! Many thanks! But it must be more loudly, then it will be perfect, because in some cases i can't hear the music it's too quiet.

P.S. Sorry for my english