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The Military Branch
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Spaulding 15 Feb, 2014 @ 5:45pm 
Just like all of the other branches! It does nothing!
HIGHtower XDDDD 17 Feb, 2013 @ 3:08am 
My idea is:
+ After the intervention: Bleeding for 5 seconds
+ Attack speed is increased by 10%
-Damage is reduced by 40%
Der Kopfabreißer 16 Feb, 2013 @ 8:19am 
i hate soldir
dictateur(fr) 16 Feb, 2013 @ 1:40am 
c'est vrai que ca irait plutot bien avec le personnage....
THE PAIN TRAIN!! 14 Feb, 2013 @ 2:20pm 
I GOT WOOD!
ZuvE 12 Feb, 2013 @ 8:05pm 
funny pun
Stebano 12 Feb, 2013 @ 8:02pm 
+35% More damage
+10% hitback on enemy
- 75% swinging speed

Just some ideas for this stick! :D
TheDrain 10 Feb, 2013 @ 5:16pm 
+20 damage bonus
-12 max health on wearer
+9 firing speed
LᴬTᴇX Allergy 10 Feb, 2013 @ 4:05pm 
okay, the puns on this item... love it just for that.
Negawispshadow123 9 Feb, 2013 @ 12:10pm 
LOOK OUT HE HAS A STICK!
Laynx 9 Feb, 2013 @ 11:52am 
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/actions/GroupCreate
飲酒運転 9 Feb, 2013 @ 11:15am 
big stick diplomancy
A Greenish Fog 9 Feb, 2013 @ 9:45am 
Thumbs up for name
dt klaxx 8 Feb, 2013 @ 12:54pm 
Lazycat, you should add

20% chance to break off, causing no stun effect until resupply, -50% less damage, and +5% faster firing speed
Seadog 8 Feb, 2013 @ 8:22am 
On kill, victim turns into a teddy bear.
lazycat 8 Feb, 2013 @ 7:59am 
+on hit, stuns enemy for 2 seconds
-cannot stun enemy more than once
- 25% damage penalty
bowlslop truther 8 Feb, 2013 @ 4:11am 
good work
SaDOS 7 Feb, 2013 @ 9:22pm 
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Indiana Jonezich 7 Feb, 2013 @ 8:10pm 
Always wanted to hit a spy with a stick. Thumb up!
rexunlovable 7 Feb, 2013 @ 7:56pm 
lol i got a funny description ( not that that one is bad ) " I couldnt find a shovel so i found me this here STICK!"
SomeOne 7 Feb, 2013 @ 6:46pm 
And idea for the discription of this item "speak softly and carry a big stick- This is that stick"
danEY 7 Feb, 2013 @ 6:03pm 
@you just got TROLLED i might have done it if it wasnt for your user name.... :P
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Spooky Towel 7 Feb, 2013 @ 3:43am 
Mr. Jane Doe, the damage AND the stun may be too over powered since you could just stun them which would do tons of damage then switch to shot gun and kill them, maybe lower damage?
HumpingGrampies 7 Feb, 2013 @ 12:48am 
+on hit, stuns enemy for 5 seconds
+20% damage
-25% slower weapon firing rate
exploitativity 6 Feb, 2013 @ 10:26pm 
Hurr military branch
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE,
Cosmonaut 6 Feb, 2013 @ 6:36pm 
Why are these not standard issue to our armed forces? I DEMMAND TO KNOW!
Rakoonial 6 Feb, 2013 @ 5:46pm 
It should be like the Holy Mackeral (a reskin of the stock weapon)
Last Yoshua 6 Feb, 2013 @ 5:18pm 
(American Aspen).
Last Yoshua 6 Feb, 2013 @ 5:18pm 
I'd call it the (American Aspen).
Araki Hates Puppies 6 Feb, 2013 @ 4:49pm 
it must be pretty sad if youre the person that gets killed by this
Z3r0_ 6 Feb, 2013 @ 9:53am 
I see what you did there.
Spoi 5 Feb, 2013 @ 7:00pm 
could use some barb wire on it or something
BonelessGarbage 5 Feb, 2013 @ 6:54pm 
@monsterbag, you dont for tf2, valve might add it to the game though.
Chopsticker 5 Feb, 2013 @ 6:13pm 
I dont know how to download things please tell me
InkyOrchid 5 Feb, 2013 @ 6:11pm 
Theodore Roosevelt has to be my favorite president :) I love this series.
bunbao 5 Feb, 2013 @ 5:25pm 
hes a cave man :D hey u should make a caveman set :D
Zeeep 5 Feb, 2013 @ 4:20pm 
Get New TF2 Items Free http://youtu.be/PkQgwr_gvM0
Flpstrike 5 Feb, 2013 @ 3:25pm 
An old woden club used to kick the ass of hitlers soldiers!
Family Guy Funny Moments 5 Feb, 2013 @ 3:03pm 
The name is pure genius!
Nightfall 5 Feb, 2013 @ 2:42pm 
"Bloody" wonderful. :D
Sir Didymus 5 Feb, 2013 @ 2:25pm 
clever pun, i like it :)
Pimpto Bismol 5 Feb, 2013 @ 2:14pm 
"Hey, whats brown and sticky? BAM!!! Your FACE! HA!"
the worm does not die 5 Feb, 2013 @ 2:06pm 
lol, the thought of soldier running around clubbing people with a stick is funny
GrandpaGene P.E.I Canada 5 Feb, 2013 @ 2:00pm 
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Nomad 5 Feb, 2013 @ 8:52am 
On hit: 20% chances to stun enemy, -60% damages.
mugsy 5 Feb, 2013 @ 5:14am 
Should be able to be caught on fire by pyro. Lights enemies on fire but has a limited life. Can be extinguished by airblast and can be renewed by large ammo pack or resupply closet.
Sentient Software 5 Feb, 2013 @ 3:48am 
@syco so it puts enemys on fire?then it burns out
Grif 5 Feb, 2013 @ 3:28am 
@knus ITS A FUCKING TREE BRANCH HE TOOK IT OFF A TREE