THERE'S A WORLD IN YOUR DREAMS MR FREEMAN

AND I NEEED TO GOOO THEEEEEEEEERE

i forgot i had this installed and it ruined my day

after watching "something's wrong with my gmod" i get severe PTSD from seeing a long-mouthed coomer. thanks

COOMER HUNTER

horror

drink a soda it will help you see faster (tommy)

hello gordon

10/10 model gave me nightmares and crashed my game

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

Jesus H Christ that is unnerving..

AGH! AGH! MAKE IT STOP! My god, look at those peculiar markings- NOOOO! *ragdolls*

HELLO GOR-

Scientist after sniffing cocaine

Ah hello gordon you... LOUSY MOTHER F**KER GET YOUR DORK A** IN THE TEST CHAMBER OR I WILL SHOVE THIS SAMPLE UP YOUR A** *microwave beeps* YOU STOP F**KING WITH THE MICROWAVE

GORDON, GET TO THE TEST CHAMBER BEFORE I BREAK YOUR JAW AND DRAG YOU THERE.

Hey uhh do you have your passport

stop making hlvrai quotes in the comments you are not funny you are not original"
cry about it

when doctor coomer is tired of playing with your toys

Ah hello gordon.

Reinforcements have arrived, Gordon.

Hello Gordon!

gordon im im im im sorr sorry i im traveling i will die with out food

look gordon we made it to the surface

one day without zaza:

bro drink to much sodas a day lmao

я как спавню у меня игра вылетает

это пиздец

this is literally me when

That is lucifer.

gordon, give me your flesh

Gordon, I'm Full

gordon, you havent gave me any flesh meat..

Gordon, I'm thirsty!

[insert HLVRAI comment here]

Gordon, I'm hungry!

"stop making hlvrai quotes in the comments you are not funny you are not original"
cry about it

hello gordon!

This is another evil creation that i made. Please help me.



stop making hlvrai quotes in the comments you are not funny you are not original

I've been outside Black Mesa, Dr. Freeman. There's nothing there. But YOU. I know there's a world in your dreams. AND I NEED TO GO THERE.

look gordon a rope

hello gordon!

einstein ate the wrong donut

gordon i feel funny gordon...

thanks i hate it


now create left 4 dead scientist hunter

gordon what have you done to me gordon help me gordon gordon im in eternal pain

GORDON TAHW EHT KCUF EVAH UOY ENOD OT EM ELIHW I SAW GNIPEELS

hello grungo greaceman

Needs to be in half life 3

You are actually the most original comment in a long, long time.

POV: You fucked with the Science Team (I MIGHT BE UNORIGINAL I'M SORRY)