Crusader Kings II

Crusader Kings II

The Holy Hand Grenade
62 Comments
Catfish 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:06pm 
you can start ck2 in 936, the events of mpathg happen in 932, they are only 4 years appart
Hare 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm 
i dont see a lset of rules/guidelines for throwing the grenade.
Blåmannen 28 Nov, 2020 @ 10:33am 
It is indeed, a very nice and succulent meme.
[yep]Thmyris 24 Jul, 2020 @ 4:50am 
nice meme
kalliades21 15 Jul, 2020 @ 5:40am 
nvm i checked the mod file for the id, its all good
kalliades21 15 Jul, 2020 @ 5:29am 
is there a command to start to event,
i got the event and alt tabbed out and the game stopped responding so i had to go back and i didnt get the event
LordHighPing 20 May, 2020 @ 7:43pm 
all i can hear when i see this mod is "bring fourth the holy hand grenade" from king Arthur (Monty python's quest for the holy grail)
1am8and1t0 16 May, 2020 @ 7:24am 
YEET
Purplepineapple  [author] 29 Sep, 2019 @ 4:43am 
@Kelix Katz
Yes, there's no reason it shouldn't work.
01A3-91C-2789B11F "Vala" 28 Sep, 2019 @ 2:44pm 
still works?
GAULT.57 22 Oct, 2018 @ 9:44am 
LOVE IT SINCE PLAYED FALLOUT2:B1:
gwenmato 14 Oct, 2018 @ 4:53am 
Im going to kill killer rabbits now.
thanks for this great mod good sir.
Purplepineapple  [author] 12 Oct, 2018 @ 4:33am 
@VibroMan
I'll tweak it a bit later, thanks for the feedback :).
VibroMan 12 Oct, 2018 @ 2:12am 
I do love this mod, but the spawn rate is way too high when playing high-learning characters. Doubly so for the Beast event - I'm currently playing a game where 5 of my 7 kings have been named "the Legendary" from it. Is it possible to tweak it down or something?
Purplepineapple  [author] 13 Aug, 2018 @ 3:27pm 
@Kirron 999
The weak grenade has no limit, its just meant to be rare since you can easily get zealous or 20+ learning.
The Antioch grenade uses the vanilla startup spawns. Only 1 will spawn on the owner of Antioch at the beggining of the game. There is no event that spawns it.
Kirron 13 Aug, 2018 @ 3:12pm 
Just a question but is there a maximum number of times the weak grenade can spawn? My game's been running for 240 ish years and I've had the grenade twice during that time, for one to three generations each before it's destroyed by a cynic. Also I recently captured Antioch and am wondering how long it takes for the event to start that spawns it, or does having a custom ruler completely prevent the good grenade from spawning?

Maybe as a backup for ironman games and stuff you can create a decision that spawns the grenade?
himawari 1 Aug, 2018 @ 7:46pm 
you had me so scared i soiled my armor
fanyogs 23 Jun, 2018 @ 3:42am 
>1, 2, 5!
>3 sir!
>3!
Hate Bear 22 Jun, 2018 @ 8:41pm 
>have we got bows?
...
>we HAVE the Holy Hand Grenade!
fanyogs 22 Jun, 2018 @ 6:29am 
you can however use the console command add_artifact hand_grenade_of_antioch_permanent
fanyogs 22 Jun, 2018 @ 6:28am 
i found the problem.
if you do a custom ruler with the ruler designer then the holy hand grenade of antioch doesn't spawn.
Purplepineapple  [author] 22 Jun, 2018 @ 5:58am 
@nikro412956
You should spawn with it if you directly own Antioch at the beginning of the game. Non-event artifact spawning only works on new games, doesn't work if you install the mod in the middle of a playthrough.
fanyogs 22 Jun, 2018 @ 3:36am 
so how do you get the good hand grenade when you own antioch at the beginning of the game?
cestefani00 12 May, 2018 @ 6:04am 
We watched Monty Python in school after reading King Arthur.
牙牙的仆从 11 May, 2018 @ 11:21am 
6666666
Human72 10 May, 2018 @ 5:56pm 
punny. though could anyone else get it after the first apprearnce of the whole thing.
Твой Кошак 10 May, 2018 @ 10:54am 
ё212
Yinyan 9 May, 2018 @ 5:54pm 
oh how i love Monty Python.
The Goosler 9 May, 2018 @ 1:37pm 
"1... 2... 5!"
"3, sir!"
"3!!"
Weather Man 8 May, 2018 @ 4:44pm 
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother

SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."



Lordacedron 8 May, 2018 @ 3:18pm 
OMG REFFERENCE!!!!!!
Alpharius 8 May, 2018 @ 1:39pm 
You just need to count to 3

1....2....5!
Chrom 8 May, 2018 @ 6:37am 
One rabbit stew coming right up!
GamesCooky 8 May, 2018 @ 1:53am 
Hallelujah! Kaboom!!!
WoldyR 8 May, 2018 @ 12:13am 
dont be silly, its just a RABBIT! i´m not scared of any little rabbit
Species 8472 7 May, 2018 @ 5:58am 
Bring out the holy hand grenade!
MickyBill 7 May, 2018 @ 4:10am 
You, Sir, are a damn hero.
2kotos2 7 May, 2018 @ 4:06am 
Святая граната прилетит куда надо!!!
76561198148577520 6 May, 2018 @ 8:38pm 
strange beast eh? Monty python reference anyone?
Cpt_Winters_ 6 May, 2018 @ 4:19pm 
I want that picture as a poster for my wall
... 6 May, 2018 @ 2:45pm 
звучит неплохо
Bergie 6 May, 2018 @ 11:02am 
Was talking about the Ottoman sack, not the crusader one.
nsinger998 6 May, 2018 @ 10:44am 
*Chants latin nonsense while banging his head every so often on a stone tablet*
Heliphyneau 6 May, 2018 @ 7:48am 
Brilliant! Bloody BRILLIANT!!! Thank you Auirus for bestowing this most sacred of relics upon the faithful :steamhappy:
Quartztemple93 6 May, 2018 @ 5:51am 
You will find that the sack of constantinople was in 1204 in the fourth crusade causing a civil war to last until 1461
coeurdelion 5 May, 2018 @ 11:48pm 
"I have so many mods," I thought. "I need to cut down. I should be more picky about mods. I'm not gonna download this one, no matter how hilarious it is." And then I was implicitly promised a killer rabbit.

OK, you win...
Darth Invictus 5 May, 2018 @ 7:16pm 
And the Lord spake, saying, First shall thou take out the Holy Pin.

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,
no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt
count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count,
nor either count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

Once the number three,
being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who being
naughty in my sight, shall snuf it.
FrostNova 5 May, 2018 @ 6:16pm 
"That's right! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"
UnknownVariable 5 May, 2018 @ 5:00pm 
Lol Monty Python
Saint Lucia 5 May, 2018 @ 3:50pm 
Finally I can stop that blasted bastard of rabbit from killing my characters all the time! thanks :)