I love the name.

Haha! Tell the truth now - it was you who invented the internet meme wasn't it!
Love your humour, man!

I guess you could just go around with the T.U.R.D poking slightly out of the hole until you found somewhere safe to deal with it... I mean probably no-one would know unless you told them. Just have to be careful that the thing doesn't get pinched off mid-flight or you'd end up leaving a trail of "breadcrumbs" behind!

Noo! I found a problem with T.U.R.D.: it's too long for the AC-810 Stratoliner

Enemy player: "Hey look, a little truck! No way that's a threat!"
CptSavarus:
Enemy player: "Gah! That power should be banned!"

So I'm guessing you wont say no to a Hydrogen Engine version after tomorrow then?!
I may also upload the weapon pod I made for it ages ago... though that'd probably make a better april fools joke. The joke being that when you lock it to the truck the whole thing becomes... well... this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZNpk6owt00

Now that I know how to make GIF's I have the perfect way to showcase the thing too!

This has to be my favorite build from you. It's small but has detachable, customizable cargo like T.W.A.T., it got a good amount of speed, and have I mentioned that beautiful, curved hood?

Haha! You're pretty quick with these acronyms!
Thanks. Glad you like!
This one was born from a request by a guy who wanted something that looked like the American M39. I'm more of a cab-over man myself but was pretty pleased with how it came out.

Do they still Ship High In Transit (the original S.H.I.T.)? BTW I like you well rounded you made it (conceptually and I mean Look at that hood! Dat's a nice hood.)

Thanks @Mining15. Glad you enjoyed it!
Check out the rest of my workshop for more descriptions like this. If it has a rude sounding name then the description will be full of gags. Never know what hilarious tidbits you might find!

best description ever

H.O.L.Y.S.H.I.T.T.H.E.S.E.N.A.M.E.S.

lolol Beer before T.U.R.D.s sounds like it would be much easier to process...

...Or maybe beer AND T.U.R.D.s...at the saaaame tiiiiiimeee....Y.O.T.O. ..?

Hehe! I don't know... are T.U.R.D's easier to produce before you've had beer or after?! And if you've had a *lot* of beer, do they still come out solid enough to be called T.U.R.D's... or do you just end up pebble-dashing the planet with bits?!

Hahahaha @cptsavarus - challenge ACCEPTED!! BRING ON THE T.U.R.D.s and beers! Or maybe the other way around?? o_O

@BeerdedFury... Thanks bud! Clearly you're a man of resplendent beer & beard to discern the calibre of a good T.U.R.D!
You sir shall be named grand-high beard advisor & Q.A technician to my legion of C.R.A.P. Your job will be to inspect M.Y.T.U.R.D.S, report any defects and make sure every legionnaire grows a true & righteous beard!

My God...

This has to be the best T.U.R.D. I've ever unleashed!

Seriously, though, I absolutely love your stuff!! It's content like this that helps separate the junk from the T.U.R.D. s! :D

@Collier... This is good. For one cannot hope to become the master of T.U.R.D's if he does not first like them!

Another fresh one in the punch bowl! Me likey :)

@iLavVex... And so my legion grows!
Soon I will inject M.Y.T.U.R.D's into the hearts and minds of beeeeleeons! The young, the old - M.Y.T.U.R.D's will make them all need a C.R.A.P!
But only one duty is not enough.... we must all strive to increase our daily fibre intake so that we may each produce many glorious duties! Only then will there be enough C.R.A.P's to conquor the universe!

He's at it again! Thank you much for this, now to go about my duty and paste M.Y.T.U.R.Ds everywhere and spew C.R.A.P everywhere :D

yep

Excellent! Then you shall be my instrument! Soon M.Y.T.U.R.D's and C.R.A.P will fill the galaxy and in time, the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
Mwuhahahahaaa!

I shall certainly be waiting for those good sir, however for now I shall be pasting M.Y.T.U.R.D's all over planets and leave a trail of C.R.A.P behind, as soon as i have my S.L.U.T.S and W.H.O.R.E's transporting goods.

@Joker42... just wait til I start rolling out the 11 & 12 letter ones! Hehe!

im still getting baffled at these dam names

@Keq... Thanks very much! I put some real effort behind this one... bit of grunting & groaning to get the shape just right - and a week of eating nothing but cheese to nail the perfect colour!

@Smokki... Some folk prefer to take their time & maybe do a bit of light reading on the job. Personally I like to produce M.Y.T.U.R.D's as quickly as possible so as to minimise the strain!
I hope you get on ok with the new suspension settings. Wheel mechanics have changed completely since I first built it. The new mechanics seem to give it much better handling & I was able to set up each axle differently with some really cool effects. There's now an increasing power bias toward the front end, so it doesn't wheelie - and a strength bias toward the back so it doesn't "sit down" when the module's attached. Was well pleased with that!

Thanks again for requesting it back!

Well that was fast! Such an amazing vehicle and works just like I remembered :)

such a fine looking turd :P