Steam Community :: Eating without a table is a war crime

Mercy, Christ's Ambassador 19 May @ 6:48pm

This made me laugh WAY too hard!!

ANONYMOU$TACH 13 Feb @ 3:08am

Picnics are no picnics.

ledRid 4 Feb @ 11:01pm

One time one of my friends dared me to eat on the floor, I did it and then literally killed myself afterwards.

Miha_metan 22 Jan @ 1:48am

To the person who did it*

Miha_metan 22 Jan @ 1:47am

make an option for all the creatures and sentient beings on the map to become manhunter to the unbelievably horrid action such as this

UnTainted_Snail 5 Jan @ 6:36pm

This... this is beautiful...

John Dark Soul 19 Sep, 2024 @ 2:43am

Its a bigger War Crime to let them eat without Youtube

ToughGuy0502 12 Aug, 2024 @ 8:06am

For Lenin's sake, finally!!!!!!!

isiarca 4 Feb, 2024 @ 11:48pm

The Simple Warrants mod lets other factions put a price on your colonists' heads if you do things like mistreat prisoners. Would it be possible to add a compatibility patch for this mod so that if your pawn eats without a table the leader of your colony attracts a bounty for having committed a war crime? I'm only about 75% joking here.

CRIT MAGNET 18 Jan, 2024 @ 9:40pm

now make it start a max level raid

d_buzz 14 Jan, 2024 @ 9:42pm

now make it cause physical harm

blue 25 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14am

now make it reduce every faction goodwill by -5

the nefarious grub 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:29am

execute pawns who eat without a table

IHateTheIRS 23 Dec, 2022 @ 2:03pm

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Whitegroth 30 Nov, 2022 @ 11:53am

my friend downloaded this and forgot it was on so they thought the mood penalty was naturally -25, 10/10 mod

Mich 5 Sep, 2022 @ 4:05am

You should make a social impact too, so everyone will hate that guy who preffered to ate without a table when there were an 'extremally impressive dining room' nearby lol

Rictus collector 5 Sep, 2022 @ 3:47am

L M A O

Gaming 29 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58am

do the pawns become guilty when eating without a table?

Pein Calamity 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

Can we get a "eat without a table is a -15 faction relations with all factions"? Don't ask how they know you didn't, they just know.

Eldar Farseer 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13am

seldog the mod that kills you when eating without a table aready exists

life4trinity 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:37pm

This is a MUST HAVE mod that EVERY RimWorld player should have! It adds SO MUCH gameplay and your experience will NEVER be the same!

Spoonk 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Dearest reader, It pains me greatly to write this, but it has been such time since my pen last touch paper that I no longer remember the good times. I simply cannot remember the last time I ate with a table. The days of basic decency are forgotten; a distant memory. All I can imagine is violence - my only respite from reality: Envisioning the End Times; bringing them upon us - anything. The tables are gone. God has abandoned us.

Emperor Status 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

day 5 today i once again ate without a table i dont think i can go like that for long i feel something coming help day6 today i- i attacked larry i did not meant that he was not supposed to-
die the other have locked me up in a small dark room... im scared

Mur Derer 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

I request instant death on eating without a table!

поц спермо 24 Aug, 2021 @ 2:07pm

i just ate on the table. flexin on yall bitches

PennywiseNibbles 19 Aug, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Ima be real this is cracks me up, the thought of someone sitting down and taking a bit casually and the screaming out in anguish before continuing to causally take a bite.