Stellaris

Stellaris

Cave Johnson Advisor
63 Comments
Kertz 7 Jun, 2024 @ 10:05pm 
Have you thought about using any of Cave's lines from his Dota announcer pack?
Mike 20 May, 2024 @ 4:42am 
Wonderful
Baka Racker 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm 
I will never get tired of declaring war with this mod.
\/oron Agrrav 22 May, 2023 @ 9:47am 
@cixelsyd worked like a charm to fix that, seems my game had accumulated a few of those problems over the years
Funy man 1 May, 2023 @ 3:05pm 
"THE AIR DUCTS ARE NOT ESCAPE TUNNELS"
corsairmarks 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am 
@NotNitehawk the new Payback and Broken Shackles origins start without FTL, and there are new "Eager Explorer" civics that begin with a alternate jump drives and no normal FTL.
NotNitehawk 31 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm 
Pre-ftl origins? That's a thing?
Butcher Pete 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:03pm 
@Cixelsyd

I never saw this fix before and it worked beautifully, thank you. To anyone else that needs to go through this fix, however, be warned that it will also delete your mod playsets - so you might want to copy down a list of your mods and mod orders beforehand if you run a ton.
Butcher Pete 27 Mar, 2023 @ 5:37pm 
@Lezzistrata

I wasn't accusing you of anything. In fact I went out of my way to specify that I wasn't accusing you of anything.
Cixelsyd 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37pm 
For the red triangle problem, it's the launcher not the mod. I had it show up when I had no mods subscribed to. I ended up having to delete the mod folder and the launcher-v2.sqlite files. When I resubbed to this mod the triangle did not show up
Lezzistrata  [author] 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:59pm 
@butcher pete wow dude you could just ask for help instead of being all accusatory. I can assure you, many people are using this mod without any triangle showing up.

The descriptor file probably just got corrupted. Delete "ugc_1541585639.mod" from <My Documents>\Paradox Interactive\Stellaris\mod, then unsubscribe and resubscribe the mod. Should be fine after that.
Butcher Pete 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01pm 
You say that you have updated the mod, but for me it says that this mod is still made for version 2.2. This is a yellow triangle, which means it might cause problems but it will probably run and I've been running it for months despite this warning.

But, ever since the last time the game was patched (3.7) [the last time Paradox patched the game, not you - this is not your fault, I am sure] I have seen the notification "This mod is missing a descriptor file." This is a red triangle - meaning the mod will likely cause a crash, and for me this is exactly what is happening. I was running about 30 mods but this is the one that was causing me to crash.

I don't doubt you updated the mod correctly on your end, but (coming from my experience with my old HOI 4 mod where mine wasn't updating properly due to some quirks in Steam) I think you might need to re-release this mod on the workshop as a 3.7+ version, that's the simple solution anyway.
Lezzistrata  [author] 15 Mar, 2023 @ 2:18pm 
@DnaK It's set to accept versions "3.*"
It shouldn't have a little triangle. It doesn't on mine.
DnaK 15 Mar, 2023 @ 1:20pm 
update so little angry triangles go away and it will cure my "ocd"!

OR ILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS
Lordawesome 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm 
so much love <3
Lezzistrata  [author] 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:37pm 
This still works with 3.6, but I will be updating it soon!
Brulikrax 15 Jan, 2021 @ 1:19pm 
This is good! Any updates soon?
Goldminermac 17 Oct, 2020 @ 12:35pm 
Fanatic Materialist Megacorporations be like.
Kikibreeki 14 Jun, 2020 @ 1:58pm 
2.7 would be nice... I don't remember the latest version ID actually...
Brick 7 Apr, 2020 @ 8:43am 
kinda wish for an update but that might be me just dreaming. :lunar2019piginablanket:
Firehawk2.0 4 Jul, 2019 @ 2:38am 
Best of the best Voice advisor!!!
djshire 28 Jun, 2019 @ 9:40pm 
Hopefully this gets updated for 2.3
mysticdueler 20 Jun, 2019 @ 1:22am 
Any chance on updating for 2.3? Pretty pleeeeeeeease? :2017catheart:
Ghillie_Flower 16 Feb, 2019 @ 7:12pm 
You sir are the best. Thank you so much!
Celestial Caesar 16 Jan, 2019 @ 7:41pm 
"Welcome pioneers to our first FTL-capable colony ship. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians, you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So, who is ready to make some colonists? You already met one another on the elevator ride over, so let me introduce myself, I'm Cave Johnson, I pilot the ship."
"There's a thousand planets ready to be colonized by us everywhere in the galaxy. I can't personally oversee every one of them, so these pre-recorded messages will cover any questions you might have, and respond to any incidents that may occur in the course of your space adventure."
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with Blorg DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is, we've got a much better test for you, fighting an army of Blorg-men. Hop in a corvette and follow the yellow hyperlane. You'll know when the test starts."
Reddert 28 Dec, 2018 @ 6:33am 
How do we change advisor voice?
Stratose 26 Dec, 2018 @ 10:45am 
OMFG this is epic. Never thought I would ever stray from the Author Advisor but dayuuuummm
KETTLEPHONE 26 Dec, 2018 @ 8:53am 
nice
Lezzistrata  [author] 8 Dec, 2018 @ 3:22pm 
@Russian Roulette Wheel It should work as-is, but as soon as I get back from traveling I will post an updated version.
Russian Roulette Wheel 8 Dec, 2018 @ 2:26pm 
I miss my Johnson. ;_;
Khorne Flakes 30 Nov, 2018 @ 8:31pm 
This is going to be perfect when Megacorp releases.
Iron Trident 27 Nov, 2018 @ 3:46pm 
Combustible lemons!
Lezzistrata  [author] 4 Nov, 2018 @ 6:15pm 
@Ian Smith Yup! Most voice/advisor mods should be.
Jordan Carter 4 Nov, 2018 @ 2:04pm 
Is this ironman compatiable?
Kraotop 29 Oct, 2018 @ 3:12am 
This is absolutely perfect. Just adds a touch of levty to an otherwise pretty seriuous game. I just can't get enough of him
Chargcake 25 Oct, 2018 @ 1:19pm 
This is fantastic!

Now make one of the Darkest Dungeon narrator!
Loneclaw 25 Oct, 2018 @ 12:20pm 
This will be perfect for the next expansion xD
Dr. Robert Chase, M.D. 24 Oct, 2018 @ 10:44am 
10/10
VOC - WW3 Enjoyer 24 Oct, 2018 @ 9:18am 
Amazing.
Valdrenik 24 Oct, 2018 @ 9:11am 
it's so good but too long
Lezzistrata  [author] 23 Oct, 2018 @ 2:24pm 
@Tom Jackal That's my favorite one :D
Skooma 23 Oct, 2018 @ 2:22pm 
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back!"

Low-key inspiring asf.
Tom Jackal 23 Oct, 2018 @ 8:37am 
whos ready to make love to a giant bird
Imglidinhere 22 Oct, 2018 @ 12:18pm 
Where has this been all my life?
Khleb 22 Oct, 2018 @ 6:07am 
The lemon quote is the most recognizable
Ryudok 22 Oct, 2018 @ 3:05am 
bless you for this woot
Archarius 22 Oct, 2018 @ 1:48am 
@dezimator1337 don't forget about lizards from planet Draggon.
Barrelmaker 21 Oct, 2018 @ 5:18pm 
@jpw0617 I am upset this doesn't exist already. We need him to tell us about them pot-bellied hobgoblins, and how these ARE demons!
Barrelmaker 21 Oct, 2018 @ 5:17pm 
Oh Lord Jesus bless you, this is EXACTLY what the world needed. :love:
Sasquatch Hadarock 21 Oct, 2018 @ 2:31pm 
Genius