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I really like that storybook :'3 It touched me deeply.
Good job, hoping that at some point this gets added into the main game just like some other Time Rifts :>
"Wanna sprite cranberry?"
And all through the planet
Every creature was stirring
But not one tried to plan it
The Conductor and Grooves
Were still just as sour
Their moods only worsened
With each passing hour
The Snatcher was reading
His strange little book
He had no intentions
Of leaving his nook
Mustache Girl planned
A Christmas surprise
She eagerly waited
For Mafia cries
Hat Kid and Bow Kid
Looked over the world
It all looked so horrid!
They both nearly hurled.
They needed to fix this
So they thought and they thought
"What can we do?"
They thought it a lot
Until they decided
There was just one solution
"It's time to play Santa!"
To solve the pollution
They gathered some gifts
Then they hurried away
Rumbi was tasked
With pulling the sleigh
Bringing back Christmas Spirit
Was an absolute must
Here is the story
Of how two girls saved Christmas...
on planet unknown.
Not even one creature was stirring,
(even though it was really cold)
Not one creature was happy, not one!
the spirit of christmas was surely done.
But then Hatkid returned with a smile full of glee!
It was because she had a plan to make the planet happy...
Then she took out her holy bible to teach her friends Jesus Christ,
She would convert them to Christcianity, to make everything not awry.
But then they refused to accept the holy truth!
So she went to her spaceship and grabbed her AK-42's...
(merry christmas and im sorry)
(and to whoever regulates the workshop please undertand that this is a joke and dont ban me)