Somebody give Wiggle the Kobold an oscar

I belive this object is a long metalic bar of sorts with the intended use of bringing harm to others in a violent and swift manner, furthermore upon inspection t'would seem as though the nature of the said object is also of the red variety.

overall would I be asked to rate this object i'd grant it about 6 screaming murder rampages out of 10 screaming murder rampages.

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