BATTLEFIELD FRIENDS

For when your knife throwing skills transcend beyond mortal comprehension.

where supressor and laser pointer?

You got a shit bucket?

I'd say this mod earned a PROMOTION!!

Knife-man would like to have a word with you...

n word

where's the shit bucket

That's got to be some kind of mistake, right there. Now, you folks at home, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, that can't be stag horn. It's got to be the cheaper manticore horn. But, I've got the specs right here and I'll tell you what, this is the real deal.

Unbelievable.

It *is* unbelievable. That's exactly what it is. I mean, this is... I have no words to describe this deal! Honestly, have you ever seen stag horn at this price?

No, no, I don't believe I ever have.

1101-1816 is the item number on this one. You know what, we're gonna have to put a clock on this deal, folks. Two minutes. Can I get a clock at two minutes up there?

Two minutes at most. Honestly, I'd be surprised if they last that long.

Oh, I'd be very surprised, shocked really. Now, I know the lines are busy, people, but keep dialling in if you want a truly exceptional knife to slice up your friends in their sleep.

i sense a battlefield friends reference

So when can we unlock the bipod for our bipod?

huh

everyone gangster till the knife starts walkin

ahhh i see your a colonel 100 thats a very noice knoif

make the ultimate knife.
1. Bipod
2. Grip
3. Scope
4. Silencer
5. Bayonet (more stab.)
6. Laser Sight

I feel like it's not reaching its full potential in the stab department. Adding a bayonet would make this a cut above the rest.

militarized tactical scoped ar1- i mean, tactical knife.

Oh god i am so happy :,,D

"i was killed by a guy in all red" -colonel 100 sometime in the 2010s

PROMOTEEEEEEED

Just got promoted, thanks. Goes swimmingly with my top of the line Shit Bucket™.

This feels like something from H3 VR

weapon upgrade anvil

i dont know how to add scope.

what

i am dumb, but what is the big purple juice?

Hey thanks for the spot, i unlocked the bipod on my knife.

Thank

This is amazing and I love you.

thank you Colonel 100, very cool!

how about a knife that is a gun

Yes

How about a sword with a bayonet?

i just unlocked the bipod on my bipod



how about the green laser next

Why do we even exist

shite

normally ur mods are dum dum but i liek dis one hehe

bipod knife race when?

machine

but when do we get cheese vending

Damn