Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Amputee Paradox
291 Comments
Wolfram Damascus 20 May, 2022 @ 9:30am 
lmao i was always thinking to myself "i really wish scout had a cosmetic that gave him running blades" and now just while im combing through the workshop i finally find exactly what I'm looking for (well, this is the second set of running blades i discovereed). Hope this makes it in.
ArandomUsername 17 Jul, 2021 @ 3:36pm 
now I just need a titanfall 2 stim head cosmetic
DYNAMO 10 Mar, 2021 @ 11:21am 
Emi. Someone? :seriousboss:
千λllöut S. 4 Oct, 2019 @ 2:57pm 
Eli's Missing legs during Black Mesa
RattledSkull 14 Sep, 2019 @ 10:15am 
When you like the item but then have flashbacks to your country's paraplegic sprinter who shot his wife
Mr Hst 13 Sep, 2019 @ 7:56pm 
after frontline trailer
Mr Hst 13 Sep, 2019 @ 7:56pm 
after front of the line trailer
kevin 30 Jun, 2019 @ 4:03pm 
:eli:
Angri 30 Jun, 2019 @ 9:12am 
this is fucking scary
MLG wump bump sump sump CHUDPEEK 5 May, 2019 @ 7:27am 
There should be a second version which only has one leg prosthetic, reference to good ol eli
I think this Cosmetic is wonderful!!!
Hatless Atlas 8 Jun, 2018 @ 2:40pm 
Poor little Tink Tink. Ain't that somethin'?
treese 19 May, 2018 @ 9:29pm 
You should configure it to make the noise taht you get when walking across a hard light bridge in Portal 2.
Leo 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:40pm 
wait!! "run forrest run!" should be the disription
Leo 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:39pm 
run forrest run!
Silverwind 12 Sep, 2017 @ 2:38pm 
This is what you call handicapable.
The Dude(Jix) 5 Jun, 2017 @ 11:55am 
noice
jahpeg 6 Apr, 2017 @ 12:02pm 
I sexually identify as paraplegia
The Rawring Knight X3 4 Apr, 2017 @ 6:27pm 
THIS IS SO COOOOOOL.
Frog 23 Feb, 2017 @ 6:34am 
I'd TOTTALLY WEAR THESE if they came in Strange ofcourse.
An Easy Target 22 Feb, 2017 @ 9:58pm 
This is absolutely amazing! Wow. Please have my zealous upvote, allong with my own following.

I swear, if this makes it onto the market, I'll be on lookout with the full intention of purchasing it.
catsphalt 27 Oct, 2016 @ 9:39pm 
This is a cool awesome thing to wear on scout so
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koishicat 2 Jul, 2016 @ 10:06am 
Was made 3 years ago.... Still hasent got a fucking mod download
Bagel 21 May, 2016 @ 6:36pm 
I like how its on the fastest class (its saying even if you have amputated legs you can still run fast and stuff like that) just dont give it to heavy and this will be great
OgglGoGs 7 Jan, 2016 @ 3:33am 
the best thing to wear while gunning your enemy's from behind a bathroom door.
DragonFeets 6 Jan, 2016 @ 4:16pm 
Dreams don't need legs. that is a grand thing to say... or type. I feel Valve would want to help as much as possible with your charity idea.
Hammer_Smashed_Face.MP3 4 Jan, 2016 @ 9:20am 
tbh i think this would be great, it'll make amputees seem less weak and more strong and cool

+support
G'eZz. 13 Oct, 2015 @ 2:58pm 
This is wrong..... u are make fun of ppl that dont have legs... this is wrong... very wrong,
VinierAardvark1 6 Jul, 2015 @ 12:41pm 
This acually makes sense because these Amputee legs acually make people faster because they are lighter and it springs you off the ground. Pretty cool and it should already be in TF2.
Though it would also be cool to see this as a skin if it doesnt get added. Either way its still cool.
Swingtastic 20 Oct, 2014 @ 5:32pm 
I guess a bullsquid ate his legs too?
Beacon 28 Sep, 2014 @ 2:17pm 
Poor little tink tink....
capradoll 2 Sep, 2014 @ 5:21am 
stats:

1- pair of legs on wearer
delta 8 Aug, 2014 @ 2:48pm 
Description:
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Dice 23 Apr, 2014 @ 5:35pm 
Awesome item, especially with the charity pledge. Hope ya get a job soon!
Doggo The Great 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:03am 
This Looks Good And Suports Amputeed People
Mildish Sambino 18 Feb, 2014 @ 11:02am 
Disclaimer Notice: Re-anactments of Oscar Pistorius will result in VAC Ban
e-girl bathwater enthusiast 18 Feb, 2014 @ 3:51am 
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Cubbage 10 Jan, 2014 @ 4:23am 
messing with the hitboxes? by how it looks, not soo much really

hopefully this does get added though :)
Grape Tomato🍅 28 Nov, 2013 @ 11:55pm 
However cool this is, it would mess with the Scout's hitboxes just a bit too much, no...?
WOLVER 7 Nov, 2013 @ 5:24pm 
This was a fantastic idea with great execution and props to sending most of the profit to charity!
Omegamario 5 Nov, 2013 @ 3:08am 
Seeing as money is going to supporting paraplegics then I'd be more than happy to hope this does get into TF2
Simonisthenameofmycat 3 Nov, 2013 @ 7:00pm 
omg love this
S> 26 Oct, 2013 @ 7:33am 
stalker half life 2
Lenny the Ghoul 25 Oct, 2013 @ 9:35pm 
Scout is my lemon scented waifu
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