Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Poultry Patron
81 Comments
MyrKane 27 Sep, 2024 @ 7:36pm 
KFC UPDATE
BonkGlurios_125 16 Sep, 2024 @ 9:25am 
you do know that kernal sanders is dead right






























and if you wondering why there is a gap in my comment is because theres a furry under me
Chernobog's asshole 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:50pm 
spy sappin meh chicken dispencer!
janx41 26 May, 2022 @ 5:37pm 
nahh the comment that says "this item gives +20% dispenser healing to demomen" is just wrong like got damn bruh :skull:
Broccoli Dood 22 Apr, 2022 @ 5:05pm 
Why does this actually look good...
Aric 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:53am 
this item gives +20% dispenser healing to demomen
wut? 22 Jun, 2021 @ 5:43pm 
3 chicken tenders, taters and gravy, a biscuit and a big ole cookie.
Sëëth 29 May, 2021 @ 3:50am 
It's finger lickin' good.
Kritify 17 Apr, 2021 @ 7:56am 
colonel bout to camp out intel on 2fort
Popsie 8 Feb, 2021 @ 1:20am 
kernal connagher
mariogeek2 2 Feb, 2021 @ 2:54pm 
"Hey, buddy. I'm a Game Character. That means I sell consoles. Not consoles like the Xbox, because that would fall within the purview of Microsoft. I sell chicken warming consoles."
The Funkiest Dwarf 26 Jan, 2021 @ 5:30pm 
The colonel's gonna rip out your eternal's
Lord Rush 13 Jan, 2021 @ 5:17pm 
Hi. It's me, the C R I S P I E R Colonel Sanders.
Vantron 11 Jan, 2021 @ 6:42pm 
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Vore EnÞusiast (she/her) 31 Dec, 2020 @ 6:19pm 
kentucky fried wup ass
Bashame Meme 28 Dec, 2020 @ 9:28am 
marketing at it's finest
Molez 20 Nov, 2020 @ 12:12pm 
kfc
jery 27 Sep, 2020 @ 12:21pm 
Do you even know who I am? Also, buy our new MTN DEW: Sweet Lightning! https://www.kfc.com/menu/drinks/mtn-dew-sweet-lightning
Dame un pedazo de ese chocolate 23 Sep, 2020 @ 12:58pm 
i made a loadout cosplaying the kfc guy by using the professor's specs, the wise whiskers and something i cant remember for the suit
opossumkingdom 11 Sep, 2020 @ 8:24pm 
hes gonna make some french fries
Jon ☯ 14 Jul, 2020 @ 2:26pm 
I have a Friend what use this Image on his Profile Photo
Colonel $ly Banjo 25 Apr, 2020 @ 8:45am 
"Please Add this" don't care if its bad. Its bloody amazing!
mudkip 10 Apr, 2020 @ 11:29pm 
kentucky fried spies
Red3sedan 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:11pm 
ffs fortress fried sandvich
orix_1337 2 Mar, 2020 @ 3:04am 
TF2 - so good.
sc00t 21 Oct, 2019 @ 10:01am 
engie is this kfc i see your kfc mann
Vergilius 21 Oct, 2019 @ 7:58am 
Slave Lickin' good
FeinBaterKing X 19 Sep, 2019 @ 5:29pm 
on medic to?
Natalya 19 Sep, 2019 @ 1:23am 
KFC
_Data_Drain_ 15 Sep, 2019 @ 3:23pm 
I have a funny feeling this will be more popular than before.... Call it a hunch.
whyWhywHywhYWHY 14 Sep, 2019 @ 12:41pm 
:steamhappy:
whyWhywHywhYWHY 14 Sep, 2019 @ 12:41pm 
yes
Jouppi 13 Sep, 2019 @ 7:02am 
Fuck no
Puss in Boots 12 Sep, 2019 @ 8:30pm 
Finger Lickin good.
クレジッタ 12 Sep, 2019 @ 6:58am 
Valve this needs to be out!!!!
coronel engianders
limes exist 1 Aug, 2019 @ 10:10pm 
quite the finger lickin good hat
Reggiesteel 31 Jul, 2019 @ 3:34am 
Texas toasted turkey. Boom. Copyright be dammed.
pissman 26 Jul, 2019 @ 11:08am 
texas toasted tchicken
alexkotrodimos 28 Jun, 2019 @ 5:56am 
i was going to ask why he looked like kernel sanders then I read the description
wompers 4 Jun, 2019 @ 10:54pm 
YES PLS
jaltr 27 May, 2019 @ 8:36am 
Scout's worst nightmare
Knusperfrosch 30 Apr, 2019 @ 2:57am 
@[UPRPRC] Serene♪ wrote:
"Hopefully it won't mess with the KFC copyright or something like that, it's hard to not let people think it's a reference to KFC."
Well, because it blatantly is.
I expect kFC to have some trademark on the mascot they made out of their founder's likeness, but I doubt any CEO of KFC plays TF2 and would ever notice.
US-American Fair Use laws might also apply here.

"Very good work though."
True. It's amazing how fetching that hairstyle and beard and tie look on the Engineer.
gustav 29 Apr, 2019 @ 12:08am 
Popeyes is going to be afraid of this masterpiece
Agent Aladeen 24 Apr, 2019 @ 12:34pm 
He's gonna be demoman's counter now.
altman be praised 26 Mar, 2019 @ 8:48am 
Finger-lickin' trademark infringement.
Silver 17 Mar, 2019 @ 4:49am 
this makes me want a Ronald McDonald set for Scout
Necrófila 16 Mar, 2019 @ 5:17pm 
NIGGA GIME SOME CHIKKEN
Wattoz 16 Mar, 2019 @ 4:49pm 
I'm building it.
smappy 16 Mar, 2019 @ 3:55pm 
for all the people who must have lived under a rock for seventy decades and have no friends:
This is god, all must hail to the colonel, or they will suffer his finger-lick'n wrath