So, you thought we'd gone. You thought the Wormiverse was rid of us for good? Not a chance Operative! Professor Dan has been forwarding our highest priority objective by building a massive back up army of cyber worms, placing as many of our Wormwood cyber-enhanced techno-Operatives into an highly technical and scientific state known as Suspended Wormination. He's built a freez... a special capsule just for you. Do wear a scarf.

And any wild talk you may have heard that Operatives in the freez... in Suspended Wormination might experience some kind of weird virtual 2D world where worms walk around in giant robots is clearly just enemy propaganda, nothing to worry about when Professor Dan's on the job! Oh, sorry if you happened to hear Professor Dan banging on about his nether-spheres again, please don't be concerned. He's been made to take a cold shower by Human Resources.

Greetings from beyond the grave, Operatives! Yes, it appears that your long dead comrades are being resurrected all over the shop, and this time with a shiny chrome finish. I must say, it looks dead smart on me (See what I did there? Dead smart? I think I warned you about not laughing before, Operative. That goes double now I have a built-in laser!).

These are Worms 2.0, this is the cabb-age of steel! So what to do? Well, as the old Wormwood motto goes 'If you can't beat 'em, get a bigger sheep'. Luckily, Professor Dan has been out digging graves and grabbing parts where he can (steady...), so that you too can be offered the ultimate upgrade. Aren't you pleased? So step right this way Operative, and please take off your hat before you go in OK? We don't want it getting caught up in the... getting caught up.
[#In the garden, the muddy garden, the worm sleeps tonight...#].

Greetings, Operatives! Professor Dan has been picking up all sorts of space junk and dragging it back to the Hub recently. Often bowel-quakeingly destructive and/or violent stuff, which is good news for the good guys, right? This one though is, um, well frankly we've no idea. The Prof's stumped, he can't get in to it and x-rays just bounce right off. After testing, it was determined that its size precludes any practical application as a paper weight. It's just a kind of pepper pot shaped monolith thing. Professor Dan concluded that it was a very small prison full of thousands of heavily armoured killer aliens waiting to take over the universe. Or it might be full of stars. We asked him to have a lie down for a bit.

Still, it is well known that worms fear what they don't understand. That's psychological, that is. So deploy these in the field to confuse and frighten the enemy. Carry on, Operative!

One of our top boffins, operative Professor Dan, has been working hard sticking his fingers into bits of a recovered Dalek to see what happens. We found it after that nasty business in London a few years back. The results, aside from six melted tin mugs, assorted teaspoons 'lost in action' and a constant aroma of singed worm through out The Hub, speak for themselves. This time quite literally! (That's the bit where you're supposed to laugh, Operative!). He's managed to retrofit a Dalek voice modulator onto some of our best techno-enhanced Operatives. The objective? To terrify the enemy and to give you the chance to let 'em have five rounds rapid, before they know what's hit 'em.

...and don't use it around The Hub please, there's a good chap. We're having a hard enough time with Professor Dan's nerves as it is after the unfortunate episode with the sink plunger... he'll never play the kazoo again.

...and let somebody else try first. :)

The Doctor has been spotted! Operative Beer has managed to grab a cool bow tie from The Doctor, allowing our Operatives to strike the requisite dashing pose and remind the invading intergalactic hoards who's standing in their way. So, get out there Operatives, and stay cool.

I'm away fo... ahem, I mean I'm on a mission at the moment. I'll check in further inventory on Monday. Keep up the good work Operative Beer!

If you like, feel free to add my "Bow Ties are Cool" at https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=173996897

Wormwood is back! Yes, unforunately Wormwood 1 fell into this ruddy great rift in the very fabric of space and time (and not to mention Steam) and became... lost. Luckily I know a few resurrection tricks and have managed to regroup. This is Wormwood 2. Be ready.

Operative Ethan's discovery has been added to the top of the Wormwood inventory list. We have placed these unfortunate 'changed' worms in containment for now 'cos they give me the willies, but doubtless some of you will find a use for them somewhere. Please do, they're playing merry hell with the Hub's computers and they keep interrupting my soaps...

{Are your my wormmmmy?}

Shut it! I'm trying to watch Pobol y Cwm here!

you might want to add my latest:
Gas Mask Zombie
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=170627891

I'm keeping this up to date folks, one more item added to the collection. Remember, check in to the Wormwood hub often, Operatives, to get a head start with the latest alien tech we've scrounged up from around the Cardiff area. Unfortunately, we have yet to be able to explain the existance of the Magic Roundabout to the citizens of Cardiff. Who knows what we'll find when we follow the signs?

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cardiff+magic+roundabout&qs=n&form=QBIR&pq=cardiff+magic+roundabout&sc=2-24&sp=-1&sk=

This is great. After the 'wibely wobely timey wimey' bit in the mad scientist speechbank, I just discovered this. Did not expect to find any Doctor Who on Worms, getting Baker's hat, the Tardis and the Sonic :D

Thanks for this pack!