The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Stop Guard Comments on Arrows to the Knees
35 Comments
Mazon 11 Apr, 2018 @ 4:21pm 
Y E S
jaderivers 2 Jun, 2015 @ 2:48am 
LoL instead of removing it, why not use the display speech you have for this mod as a Auto reply when they say "I dont give a monkeys's bum , about your knee" lol
Jane Helldiver 5 May, 2015 @ 9:42am 
what if i tell you the arrow in the knee is ment to mean got married
PoopButtassRegret 2 May, 2015 @ 9:22am 
how about a mod, that just shuts the gaurds up, and those dirtbag battleborns, well beside that jon guy
Rage 14 Feb, 2015 @ 4:17am 
but non of the gaurds do have a limp the onley 1 can find injured is in whitrun healers tempel considiring you didnt go on a rampage and killed every1
Paulie 28 Dec, 2014 @ 5:49pm 
ok, time to fix this confusion... Arrow in the knee is a metaphor for "I got a wife and kids" its not like every guard literally got shot in the knee.. every guard would have to be animated with a limp then.
Silvian Silversmith 25 Dec, 2014 @ 12:03am 
theres one that thDivines kill the guard who says that so i prefer dead graurd and free itens over nothing srry
Bruce Boy, KING OF THE CLUB!!! 24 Dec, 2014 @ 2:11pm 
Y U EVER WANT TO DELETE THIS?!?!?!?!?! THIS IS SKYRIM"S HEART AND SOUL!!!!!!!!!!
jlrmanjoe237 4 Aug, 2014 @ 7:53pm 
you do realize that when they say "i used to be an adventurer like you once....then i took an arrow to the knee" means that he has a wife/husband
Gucci mane 26 Jun, 2014 @ 3:29pm 
WHY? I LOVE THAT LINE!
Yuffie  [author] 24 Jun, 2014 @ 8:20am 
firstshot: Everyone probably already knows it. It doesn't make the line any less annoying when it's so frequently uttered.
Maj. Depression 19 Jun, 2014 @ 10:04pm 
Does nobody understand that this acualy means they got married to someone?!? It's so annoying when everyone says wear knee armour, when there knees are clearly protected!
Claudia 3 May, 2014 @ 4:35pm 
ztgvk .j2dvjb.ksa>GKWD
seriuos, this is gonna be pretty helpful actually
sina_jax 27 Apr, 2014 @ 7:28am 
sweet....I mean...er....thanks.
Yuffie  [author] 25 Apr, 2014 @ 6:19pm 
No, it is not replaced, it's completely removed.
sina_jax 24 Apr, 2014 @ 4:03am 
So is it replaced with a different line? Because if they tell me about sweetrolls twice as often...so help me...
henri 21 Apr, 2014 @ 4:45pm 
Finally! I hate this line! Thanks!
The Waking Rat King 21 Apr, 2014 @ 3:05pm 
my holds are pretty empty
Mechanical Poetry 21 Apr, 2014 @ 5:40am 
You're funny! Sub.
Battyman Barry The 3rd 20 Apr, 2014 @ 11:01pm 
I only ever got this line twice in 3 playthrought (Aka about 350 hours of gameplay)
Bear 20 Apr, 2014 @ 6:07pm 
maybe you could take out the "let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll." its condesending and pisses me off every time.
Strider_Killer 20 Apr, 2014 @ 12:42am 
I used to kill Guards that said that line..., I was hated in all the strongholds
-==+The_Consumer+==- 16 Feb, 2014 @ 10:26pm 
YOU TAKE AWAY THE FUN AND THE MOST KNOWN LINE EVER
Kobi Blade 7 Dec, 2013 @ 10:39am 
You should make a mod to remove the annoying kid from whiterun. "I work my mother.. blablabla" always the same thing over and over and over again, it's more annoying than the guards.
Michael Bone 2 Oct, 2013 @ 3:45pm 
@ColaGamer PREACH IT SISTER!
HUG-DEALER 27 Sep, 2013 @ 10:49am 
@ Hunter99
LOLZ XD
maybe they sould also be tempararoly paralised so you can enjoy the moment
then you can give them the monkeys bum
TillaSiren 26 Sep, 2013 @ 8:06am 
guards should get attacked by a fllying arrow when they say this
TillaSiren 26 Sep, 2013 @ 8:05am 
i took an arrow to the knee once i just got back and sent a whirlwind in the direction of the archer then i summoned not one but two spectral dragons just for him
Rising_Phoenix5 21 Sep, 2013 @ 2:48pm 
what about the sweatroll meme
ColanCoke 21 Sep, 2013 @ 8:15am 
Arrow to the knee is a reference for getting maried .__.
AND it is one of the BIGGEST MEMES in videogame history, MISTER/MISSY!
I am not hating, i am just telling the truth :3
Antiev 18 Sep, 2013 @ 3:11pm 
but this sucks! I want the mod Divine punishment (guards die when they say it) because I want guards to die
O'bannon 18 Sep, 2013 @ 4:23am 
Haven't you seen the million other mods like this? or did you take an arrow to the knee
T1motee 17 Sep, 2013 @ 11:25am 
i was going to subscribe to this mod, but then i took an arrow to the knee
Victor.Mace 17 Sep, 2013 @ 4:11am 
this thing with a arrow in the knee thing is viking slang vor marriage (okay not shure if viking but something north europhean)
76561198102466327 17 Sep, 2013 @ 3:19am 
I used to kill the guard that said that and now i dont have to...Thank you