Golf It!

Golf It!

TROLLGASM
38 Comments
Iron 28 Jan @ 2:21pm 
no furck you
Zaren_ 28 Jan @ 2:21pm 
kys fast
eliumous 28 Jan @ 1:47pm 
bro that's horrible
r!n.k 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:36am 
amazing map!
meatus touch 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50am 
If you're anything like me and my friend, you were probably dying of boredom half-way through the map. Well, the 3 of us wouldn't be alone! Apparently, the level creator got bored in the middle too. So you could imagine our surprise when the map randomly changes theme half way through. It goes from being a troll map into a story map where you have to save the city or whatever? Then there are weird ice and fire areas or some shit. I don't know. The shitty jokes were gone but she found a way to shove the shitty voice acting in anyway. The map actually got worse in terms of game play from here. There weren't really any more trolls but it had even more unnecessary invisible walls than before. Eventually there was a pachinko machine level that was really boring and eventually I just decided to stroke out to get it over with. The point of most troll maps is to be frustrating and annoying, but they are also fun. This map has 100x the frustration and 0 fun. Holy shit. [2/2]
meatus touch 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49am 
Repetitive, unoriginal trolls. Littered with invisible walls that, regardless of whether they were trolls or not, removed the ability to make any interesting shots making an already boring map even more boring. "Jokes" on almost every hole that weren't funny even ironically. Most jokes were just stupid word associations (nuts, came, balls, etc.) These jokes are made worse by the fact they were narrated by the level creator with a inflection. The level of annoyance with the narration is only made worse by the fact that the level creator has one of the worst microphones I have ever heard Now, it wouldn't be the end of the world if these jokes just appeared and you could ignore them, but the creator somehow found a way to make it even worse. When a course has one of these, the begging is blocked off by a wall with a button that the player must hit to remove the wall. This means that on every hole containing one of these, you must waste your first stroke to remove the wall. [1/2]
mouse thing 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19am 
its okay for your first map. keep it up and you'll get better.

tips would be less invisible walls, remove the voice acting + walls with buttons to force to to listen to the voice acting, and stick to one theme. an overall improvement would be to stabilize the difficulty and quality of the levels to a more fit level, too. it often felt the difficulty of maps was created through rudimentary mechanics that may not have gone through proper testing before the maps published state.

i would love to make this as constructive as possible, but there are few redeeming qualities. i think it is the optimism for trying to make a map appeal to as broad an audience as possible is commendable, but it often leads to the inconsistent challenge, and of course themes, utilized in this maps creation.

overall 2/10 score for a troll level. creativity was spent elsewhere :openflame:
jhonymous 19 Mar, 2021 @ 5:07am 
una puta mierda de mapa muchisimos fallos
Mani 14 Jan, 2020 @ 8:34am 
and about the lags because i see some coments that rage over that, it dont even have even one lag. mayby you you just need a normal pc and not the pc with windows xp
Mani 14 Jan, 2020 @ 8:30am 
love this map. its my favorite troll map to play with friends, :winter2019happyyul:
GhostDiegog 15 Nov, 2019 @ 9:00pm 
It's a shit, greetings :)
Snowykiss❄  [author] 5 Sep, 2019 @ 8:05pm 
Found the perfect map that everyone can enjoy

https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1807904448

your welcome :)
IcyProtocol 9 Aug, 2019 @ 9:41pm 
Fuck your whole fuckin life bud.
Enraiser 24 Jul, 2019 @ 2:42pm 
stupid map
QCold 9 Jul, 2019 @ 10:37am 
Ebanaia karta prosto stol'ko bagov suka
Knutn 8 Jul, 2019 @ 2:34pm 
played this map for 10min , it was kinda crap... i geuss you wanted to make it kinda interesting... but after 5min i shat my pants, and quited... don't download this map! i'll make better maps even when i'm stoned GG or DRUNK. don't make this crap ever again /Clap
Snowykiss❄  [author] 8 Jul, 2019 @ 9:09am 
@Vortex Gamez, Thanks :)
Shadow Demon 8 Jul, 2019 @ 7:57am 
nice work
Snowykiss❄  [author] 8 Jul, 2019 @ 2:59am 
#blessed ♥♥♥♥
Snowykiss❄  [author] 7 Jul, 2019 @ 10:27pm 
aww love you guys too
Deeno 7 Jul, 2019 @ 9:32pm 
Honestly the voice acting, shitty garbage stolen jokes, and the unoriginal troll "OH THAT'S NOT THE HOLE! LMAO THAT'S NOT EITHER XDDDDDDD" holes are complete garbage. If anyone deserves to be in a coma it's whoever made this map. To stop them from trying to make another unoriginal garbage map. The reason you're not getting any constructive criticism is because no one wants you to even attempt making a new map. They'd rather you delete system 32 and throw your PC in the garbage so you can't even think of making another one.
Toaster Bathbomb 7 Jul, 2019 @ 8:51pm 
The music and voice acting was an assault on my auricular system. Invisible barriers ruined a majority of trickshots
Assets stolen from other games/Movies
Troll Humor = L0l XDDD The hole is ACKCHYUALLY HERE NAOW
But of course, "if YOU have any issues it's ALL YOUR fault and YOU'RE trash at this game and should learn to tie a noose and hang yourself"
It's rule #1 of course!
Rat King 7 Jul, 2019 @ 8:48pm 
My grandma makes better maps and she ate lead paint 1/10 for at least giving us something to make fun of
Marbowls 7 Jul, 2019 @ 8:47pm 
The only thing worse about this map is the shit voice acting 0/10 shit map
WakuWaku 7 Jul, 2019 @ 8:45pm 
Map loaded fine for me and my 4 friends, pretty fun with the bus's and the ice/fire split. Kinda (really) wanted to die at the end, but overall pretty enjoyable with some rage moments. :surprisedbs::surprisedbs:
Snowykiss❄  [author] 7 Jul, 2019 @ 8:42am 
As for the lag, i do realize its a real issue. Sadly, if you make a map with events and visuals of any kind, there will be some type of lag. The map creators can only work within the confines of what the game itself allows, so there is literally nothing a creator can do about this but not add events or special effects. However, I will keep that particular piece of feedback in mind when making my next map.
pinkshoes 7 Jul, 2019 @ 7:51am 
This was not enjoyable. Every stroke was lagged due to the amount of events and the objective on some holes was completely unclear. Troll != poor map design.
TurtleTX 7 Jul, 2019 @ 7:43am 
The biggest joke was the map itself, really poorly done. May be the worst troll map there is out here. thanks for the biggest waste of time.
Snowykiss❄  [author] 7 Jul, 2019 @ 6:55am 
@SuzukaGhosten Thanks. A friend of mine has issues with crashes on basically any map over 100Mb. Sometimes, the maps will load for him if he turns all his golf it settings to the lowest setting and then reloads the game.

Beyond that, I have no idea how to fix that particular issue. The map is a pretty big file and is resource heavy due to so many custom assets and events. I'm assuming its probably related to that. I'm really sorry you & your friend couldn't load the map. I'm going to try to go a little lighter on the resource usage in its future followup to hopefully prevent any crashes.
Nyxia Vae 7 Jul, 2019 @ 12:12am 
I also crashed. My crash happened when it started loading the map in the lobby and my computer almost shut itself down because of it. My friend also had the same issue. Just wanted to let the creator know.
Snowykiss❄  [author] 6 Jul, 2019 @ 5:52pm 
@Mitsiee, :steamhappy: Thank you so much for the feedback. I never experienced any crashes personally in testing, however, I believe the problem was that I had too many events assigned to the buttons. I went through both fire and ice sides and removed any non-essential visual effects which will hopefully fix the problem. The hole should still pretty much feel and play the same minus crashes. If the problem persists let me know.

If you want to try again, you will need to click UNSUBSCRIBE then RE-SUBSCRIBE to get the UPDATED version of the map. Thanks again and have fun! :)
Mitsiee 6 Jul, 2019 @ 4:50pm 
@Snowkiss, I believe it was hole 18, but yeah it were the buttons. The second button to be specific. I was on the Ice side. My friend was on the Fire side, and it seemed fine for him.
Snowykiss❄  [author] 6 Jul, 2019 @ 4:06pm 
Thank you, glad you enjoyed it. Was it the hole 17 buttons that crashed you? I will go try and rework things if i can figure out the point its crashing at.
Mitsiee 6 Jul, 2019 @ 3:44pm 
Awesome map, the jokes were just cheesy and cringey enough to keep me hooked. Unfortunately it crashed my game at the very end, so I didn't get to see how it all concluded. Great job regardless :)
Snowykiss❄  [author] 6 Jul, 2019 @ 9:31am 
@Action, Sometimes things are so wrong they are "wright" ... Sorry it wasn't your thing but ya know...oh, Oh,OH well, read holes 1 and 18 ;)
Action 6 Jul, 2019 @ 9:03am 
Really bad and repetitive. If your idea of a a good troll, is the hole moving to the other side of the course 10 times. Then your going to love every hole! Or even better, choose a bucket, spend 5 minutes hitting the ball into to different buckets. Honestly, this is the most boring troll map I've ever played. So slow. I don't usually wright comments but this made me come back.
Snowykiss❄  [author] 6 Jul, 2019 @ 8:05am 
@candyssa which part crashed you?
candyssa. 6 Jul, 2019 @ 4:05am 
Crashed my game. 9/10 good map not great.