Golf It!

Golf It!

Neon City Olympics
42 Comments
Master Krob of the Sahara 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:47pm 
made me yearn for death
chrispy2117 9 Apr, 2021 @ 4:16pm 
So loud! And my eyes actually hurt now. Rage inducing.
Illi-Noize  [author] 27 Jun, 2020 @ 1:28pm 
Try my other maps, they are all in that style ;-)
tronas 27 Jun, 2020 @ 12:06pm 
OMG is the best map that i play
Mr.Mask 22 Mar, 2020 @ 9:16am 
:summer2019cone: Stop the drug now please man! or Stop living the 80's, Horrible map, Worst experience of my life, not-understable map, with touches of """"humor"""" for the 80s, featuring, tom and jerry, Mario and luigi playing Basket equitation and other :summer2019cone:
N4K3D 16 Mar, 2020 @ 4:28pm 
bad, totaly overloaded, eyecancer map
CopsNRobbers 19 Jan, 2020 @ 2:01am 
You have annoyed me with your taste in music, disgusted me with your creative direction, and insulted me with your use of Sonic and Mario.
Cantaloupe 14 Jan, 2020 @ 3:08pm 
Nice creative map, good job
Illi-Noize  [author] 13 Jan, 2020 @ 8:42am 
@DemoMicha: Just take a look in the "Diskussions"-Tab, there is a sticky:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/workshop/filedetails/discussion/1879188230/1630790987582858113/
Arius 12 Jan, 2020 @ 2:46pm 
P.S. KillerLady halt dein Maul, is absoluter Müll
Arius 12 Jan, 2020 @ 2:45pm 
Dude, wtf you fucking crackhead psychopath. What is this fucking abomination of a map? Straight out of your fucking crackhead asshole...
Marco 12 Jan, 2020 @ 2:43pm 
stop eating crack
DemoMicha 12 Jan, 2020 @ 3:13am 
can you please name the soundtrack of the map???
Baraquito 9 Jan, 2020 @ 10:46am 
Overall map is quite good and most definitely took a lot of time to load and place necessary assets, however, it is intended for single player use only.
When you are playing in local multiplayer some of the holes can't be completed because conditions aren't met, like handball, cycling initial passage in the horse ride.

Otherwise sometimes it felt that had way too much of elements and I would change the map from "12year old neon everything" to "28 neon cyberpunk/Detroit" style
Illi-Noize  [author] 2 Jan, 2020 @ 2:33pm 
Danke - dann könnten meine anderen Maps durchaus auch was für Dich sein ;-)
KillerLady 2 Jan, 2020 @ 2:24pm 
Leute, mit Abstand die beste Map, die ich je gespielt habe. Hier muss man nicht gewinnen, hier kann man nur erleben. Super klasse 1 A Hammer Knaller Wahnsinn. Top!!! Well done!!! :steamhappy:
Starfish 1 Jan, 2020 @ 2:22pm 
Extremely creative and honestly must've taken forever to make which I highly applaud however the map itself is very confusing, the sometimes invisible flooring makes it unclear where to go or how to reach the hole.
Flavian 1 Jan, 2020 @ 8:21am 
best map i ever played , keep doing this map's broski :cozyspaceengineersc:
Illi-Noize  [author] 1 Jan, 2020 @ 7:58am 
UnknownMaster21 24 Dec, 2019 @ 1:47am 
That's why! Of course, Golf It! is still at Early Access point, and most likely optimizations can be done here and there.
Illi-Noize  [author] 23 Dec, 2019 @ 2:27pm 
Nearly everything on this map are imported assests. Most of the stadiums 5-10 MB, every music track 3-4 MB and so on ;-) So most of my maps end up around 200 MB. Next map has 194 MB at the moment (01.01.2020 release!), the map after the next map is standing at 75 MB at the moment with 2 finished holes ;-) Imported assests are very often quite big, you need an obj-File (model) and a jpg or png (texture) ... very easy to create big files ;-)
UnknownMaster21 23 Dec, 2019 @ 10:39am 
What causes the map being 184MB?
Vitality WooZy 22 Dec, 2019 @ 1:48pm 
Very nice map men !
Phoenix Reaper XIII 9 Dec, 2019 @ 9:15am 
Very Great Map, please more of This ;)
nero 8 Dec, 2019 @ 3:52am 
Great map, had fun :-)
shinji_w 7 Dec, 2019 @ 2:48pm 
bad map, too hard, probably won't play it again until intentional game design doesn't fuck me over by knocking me out and wasting strokes
Sorglake 1 Dec, 2019 @ 12:20pm 
Siiii Nul
Illi-Noize  [author] 13 Nov, 2019 @ 9:11am 
Thank you very much. 10 Likes missing for 4* so far, so we are on a good way ;-) Next map will be released on 01.01.2020.
Sallasin 12 Nov, 2019 @ 11:59pm 
Incredible map, loved it :heart:
Inspector Wobbles 18 Oct, 2019 @ 1:01pm 
Nice map bruh. My eyes hurt but my fun level is up!
Grumpy Kitten 15 Oct, 2019 @ 1:39am 
That is really great, thank-you :-) We love all your maps. Will play this again.
Illi-Noize  [author] 14 Oct, 2019 @ 11:03am 
Thx for your feedback :-)
Some buxfixes:
1: "R" is now working, script was set on "one time" instead of "every time". I added an "emergency exit" as well if you end up in the middle of the stadium. Cause of the u-turn-lane there must be playzone, but now you can reach the fire. Maybe that was the problem as well LiquorBox posted some days ago.
5: Added arrows.
7: Changed arrows.
10: Changed the values of "jumping". Should be a bit easier now. Holes with jumping and "wasd" are a bit difficult for me, cause I have never used that before. So Canoeing, Equestrian and Cycling are still some kind of BETA ;-)
11: Added arrows.
12: Added arrows at last shot. Many people did not understand to use the ghosts, they used the red ball and had no chance to score the goal.
17: Added a tiny forced field. Now there is a chance to reach the second part with one stroke.

To be continued ... but I am happy that this map has not as many bugs and problems like my last ones ;-)


Grumpy Kitten 14 Oct, 2019 @ 2:45am 
We always wait for your maps and love it, thank-you. Technical difficulties on this one. The first hole I was off the course and couldn't reset to start and when I did I ended up on a different course and couldn't play. (Was playing with 5 people, all playing as advised.). Also there was the whole with the jumping over steeples and I pressed space bar too much and broken the course my ball wouldn't play for that hole either. Rest was good, thanks :-)
Junek 14 Oct, 2019 @ 2:44am 
Hello Illi-Noize, my friends and I absolutely love playing each map you publish. It honestly makes our week. Keep up the great work you have so many cool ideas!
Illi-Noize  [author] 12 Oct, 2019 @ 12:17pm 
Thx :-) You can leave a like if you like the map :-)
Freyer1 12 Oct, 2019 @ 12:05pm 
loved your map!
Illi-Noize  [author] 9 Oct, 2019 @ 9:48am 
Hm... never tested hotseat before. Now I tested Hole 1 und 2 with "local hotseat 2 players". It worked fine for me, no problems to get into the goals with both balls. Which settings did you have?
SomeGuy 8 Oct, 2019 @ 8:15pm 
1st hole bugged when playing hotseat mode. Player 2's ball keeps falling into the soccer field and resetting.
drazaydra 8 Oct, 2019 @ 11:07am 
i loved it as usual there were a few odd glitches and a hole or two that allowed you to experience the map differently but loved it all the same 4/5 stars
joji 5 Oct, 2019 @ 7:23pm 
25,5 for canoeing
Illi-Noize  [author] 5 Oct, 2019 @ 9:03am 
Thx :-) If you like you can post your "Canoeing"-Times here (you can see it clearly during transition to the next hole) ;-)
Elusivecard 5 Oct, 2019 @ 5:13am 
Finally, the sequel to Neon City, my mates and I just finished playing it, was great can't wait for the next map, our favourite hole was the Canoeing one