Whale with legs? More like your mother,

That story was just, beautiful, i could even shed a tear for it.

I fired all my bullets into the beauty but nothing happened. It charged for me and the sounds grew louder so I ran. I ran far away from Whale Legs but as I was looking behind me, I tripped on Osmosis Jones. I was doomed. The creature approached me and stared into my eyes. It would whisper to me, "cmere kelyn", and then though my name was not kelyn, I panicked. I grabbed a balloon sword and attacked Whale Legs, to no effect. This thing is indestructible. As I glared at it, I heard one final thing before I was defeated - "nomnomnom".

It was the Spring of 2020. I was relaxing in my house when I decided to get some scran. So, I opened up me cupboards and there was nowt which was shan so I went to tesco. Whilst walking down the street, I saw a strange alleyway with a sign saying "Tesco this way Fortnite Sans Fortnite Sans" so I went down it. However, as I was walking down, I heard it. I heard strange sounds. I decided to think nothing of it so I kept walking. But, then, I heard something worse. "Nomnomnomnomnom". Suddenly, I pulled out my nerf Fortnite gun and started looking around frantically. As I turned around, however, that's when my eyes saw it. The body of a whale, the arms of a human, the face of something and the legs of a gorgeous being. Whale Legs.

damn

Dieing is gay