weve all though of this

You missed the third group, the ones who make steam items to avoid prison

There are two types of people in this world
1. Those who have daydreamed of taking the blade part of paper cutters off and using it as swords
2. Those who lie about the above statement

Should have made a hat

I like it! its very creative! Watch out for paper cuts XD

Need.More.Machetes.Now.

nice

should be called "the papercut"

this looks really cool

There's one of these paper cutters in my 5th period and i was telling my friends "incase of an emergency I'm ripping the blade off of it, so don't steal my idea!" then that same day I come home and see this. Valve better add this now damnit!

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lol i get it XD

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We. Want. Machete!

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Teacher Sniper

yo quiero

This would be cool!
Perhaps it could look something like
+range
+damage to buildings
-speed lower
-more damage from ranged source

states:
+Has 37% longer melee range.
+20% faster weapon switch speed.
+10% more damage
-Raises explosive vulnerability by 25%
-Raises fire vulnerability by 40%.
-When receiving health from other sources, such as a Dispenser or Medi Gun, 50% less health is given on wearer.

Awesome,they should add it in tf2!

Awesome

IVE WANTED TO MAKE ONE OF THESE IN REAL LIFE SINCE GRADE 2

Nah i think these stats would be better:
+50% damage
On hit: -25% damage on melee weapon
no random crits

Because the blade always dulls out -_-

That crit stacking system would just be unstoppable after some time. Not a smart idea. Make it 6 seconds 100% crit chance, only on the machete, won't stack.

i've wanted to do this in real life for a long time.

@below

Cuts down ubercharge by 5% on hit

-75% Firing speed

Stats:
Increased range (Such as the eyelander)
No Random crits
Damage + 25%
When an ally medic is healing you and is killed you have 4 seconds crits, if you sucessfully kill them the number is doubled. (Aka you will have 8 sc crits, 16, Ect ect.)

50% Slower charge speed on sniper rifles
The crits are ONLY permitted to the weapon, if you switch weapons, the crits vanish.

Come looking for me eh? Time to get brutal. Frank Castle style.

Do i smell condemed refrence. :3

Name is pretty clever an seems simple to get!

i wouldnt want 2 get sliced by this, id even prefer the Tribal mans Shiv
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Lol, why not? Team Fortress 2 has never been serious anyway. (Hats)

I'm game for this!

WOW VERY GOOD

Punisher the movie... thats all i have to say...

Paintable weapons? POSSIBILITIES.

i get the joke,lol

haha! funny idea! i like it!

This isn't made of paper guys, it's a blade from a large paper cutter.

Yea, that would be fun!

:D

Pro: On Hit: bleed for 5 seconds

Pro: 15% more range

Con: Because its made out of paper, it does 20% less damage

Um... its cool but there's somthing about it i just don't get.

looks great and gose well with the home made weapon theme TF2 has going on

Is this meant to reference something?

how do i download it?

I had this exact idea! I'm glad someone with talent did too! Really hope it gets in.

Loving the posted stats :D Great idea... Hope it get's in!

thats not a knife, THATS A KNIFE!

Cuts off opponents fingers, rendering them unable to shoot for 2 seconds :3