Now we need a Biden one where we get like, one event a quadrum.

lol

i here to tell you 1.5 is here like 2 or 1 week idk i saying update 1.5

@ijiwaru you mean... winning an election?

@Mad Marl There was a Biden one getting around, it was removed however, came out just after this story teller.

why not, i was looking for a new storyteller for a sort of modern post-collapse run. shame no biden for that lol

@ijiwaru Probably. Inb4 Joe Biden storyteller.

Does another storyteller take over after harvesting enough votes?

I mean looking back the entire map should have just been constantly on fire.

1.4 update
1.4 tag added

This mod is XML only. When I am not busy, I will update it. I highly doubt 1.4 would break this mod.

Will the FBI come and raid our safes?

Does this version support insurrection and a research tree that doesn't progress?

god i love this mod so fucking much

Does this storyteller boost the combat effectiveness of Muslim colonies?

god bless trump

welll..... id like to press charges... this mod grabbed my grandmother by the pu55y

But is it really a 2020 storyteller mod without boosting the disease chance by like 10x? XD

i fuckin lol'd

i love trump

Simply tremendous. This is, in my opinion, the est mod ever made in the history of mod making. Everyone talks about how mods make Rimworld great, but this mod, tremendously popular, everyone knows this, but the fake mod media won't tell you, that this mod actually makes Rimworld Great Again. We will build even better mods, and make Ludeon pay for it

Nice idea! Maybe I'll add that.

I feel like a higher rate of tradeships and caravans and "inspired trade" inspiration would work well with this mod's underlying character and help balance it out+ make it more fun and survivable.

I disagree with your opinion on this president.
But I thank you for making this mod. Randy Random is a fine storyteller, but sometimes he's just not difficult or chaotic enough.
This will do nicely.

Dude I like the idea of political storytellers, good luck

Ok, now do the Joe Biden storyteller with 10 times as much random events for the absolute incoming chaos of his presidency

@KAEFR_: I understand what you are saying. Trump has done many good and many bad things, just like any other politician. In terms of balancing, It is just funnier to make him more difficult. More Storytellers are on the way, eventually. I recently finished my art for a Hilary Clinton storyteller.

Funny because it's kind of the exact opposite of what we experience from other recent presidents, DJT has been doing more to help us stay stable and strong. Nice while it lasted, can't wait to see who you all "elect" next.

Definitely gonna have to give this mod a try, seems fun.

Nice, and grats on finals c: Can't wait to see what you come up with.

@Corvis: I'm down to make a few more. Finals are over and I plan to get a little more modding in. My Adobe Illustrator subscription just ran out though...

I'm on the left myself, but I'd love to see more of these politician themed storytellers. It's a pretty funny idea.

Is it fair to say that people who don't like Obama could be called Baracknophobic?

Only like every politician ever...

But does the storyteller's events lie to you and say they won't be that big of a deal, and to not let the event control your life?

Does plague starter appear in game!

*afraid

you get Viruses 4 times as much due to this Storyteller in real life, lol

@Daniel_USA Sure, why not, what is the worst thing that can happen...
On a more serious note, I don't know if that is possible, I'll look into it.

The Nancy Pelosi storyteller tribal run only?

@NXHyp: No, but I might make Nancy Pelosi for that :)

Does this story teller include frequent plagues that get all your colonists killed?

yuge

This is tremendous.

@{SK} That Lamer: I just added this to the description
*Events are twice as frequent, and large threats are also close to twice as likely to occur.
*The cool-down time between raids and other events is halved.

The hair is not yellow enough and the skin is not orange enough!

the best story teller, believe me

If this was realistic, the storyteller would always win. And every leftist poof that plays this game would cry while screaming at the sky.

@Scruffy Could you elaborate on the part that says it's like randy but a bit more cruel? Does that mean it skews a little bit more towards raid based instances? Or is it going to be shit like non stop toxic winters and solar flares? I like Randy in theory, but sometimes he can be too random, leaving huge gaps between raids and a lot of bullshit in the middle.

Now I'm bunkerbitch, oh how the turns table.

will he give me a second stimulus of plague?