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Soldier and Heavy Are Suprised as they look at scout}
Spy: Thats Right That Scout is a spy, "Scout'' you set off the alarm on the door because you didnt know the code, and you pretended to cut yourself using the safe side of the butterfly knife, and another thing, you didnt act disgusted at seeing your mother nude, instead your expresion was suprised because those was your private photos.
"Scout:"' I- You- Back Me Up Here Soldier! That Spy Is A TRAITOR SHOOT HI-
Heavy Shoots "Scouts"' Head off, Suprising the soldier)
"Scouts" Body turns into a red Million Dollar Suit)
Spy: Good Work Gentalmen, And Thank You Heavy, He Talked Too Much.
Soldier Still suprised by everything, takes a photo of the floor and runs off )
Thats My version of the story!
Soldier: "Big problem."
[Scout creeps up behind Soldier and Heavy, flicking the knife in his hand.]
Soldier: "Alright, who's ready to go find this Spy?"
[Scout flickers, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]
Spy: "Right Behind You."
Soldier: "Huh?"
[TF2 End Florish plays, stabbing can be heard in the background with heavy and Soldier screaming]
[Petite Chour Flour]
Spy: "Ahh, My petite chour flour."
[Spy places the photo in his pocket, picks up the briefcase, and walks away]
*END SCRIPT CHAIN*
Heavy: "Oh!"
Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."
[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]
Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."
*BOOM*
*BLU Soldier blasts BLU Spy with his Shotgun, decapitating him*
Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our Colleagues!"
*montage of Spy killing BLU Sniper, ultimately ending in a Backstab*
Spy: "And worst of all... He could be... any one of us!"
*montage of Spy killing BLU Medic, then disguising as him*
Scout: "GIMME THAT!" *snatches the photos from them*
Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
[Right Behind You] plays]
*grabs shotgun*
It would be amazing for that to happen.