- does not heal health
- eating it gives a poison effect to yourself
- why would you want this?

thought it was PotatOS for a second

This is just public school food

gross but cool

You can now eat doom's eye from Shadow the Hedgehog.

i love the plate design

SUPER ULTRA MEGA EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice model but ewwww seriously tectacles? ewwww

halloween sandvich?

this looks awesome valve add this please

i want that for sandvich reskin

troll central

HEAVY!!!!!. dont eat this

loooks creepy

"Looks like a real delicious sandwich!"
But i don't eat that (good idea)

looks delicious

Looks more like an HOUWAR Sanwich

Sandvich...?

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Still hoping this makes it it; preferably with its own deliciously unique item stats.

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Stats: your head explodes like a boss!

does a random effect when eaten like:
+ uber-charged for 15 seconds
+ plus 300% max health for 120 seconds
+ plus 100% movement speed and no slow down from spun up mini gun
- take bleed damage for 120 secounds
- cannot be uber-charged, healed or collect ammo for 60 secounds
- loses 50% max health

Looks tasty...

I think it should have a random effect each time its used. After all, it IS called "MYSTERY" meat.

On eat:
25% 100% critical chance
25% 100 damage
25% 100 health
25% Miss EVERY shot, like when you try shoot a bonk'd scout.

Idealna na halloween. Perfect for Halloween item...

seems epic

lol

dança cuduro

Gotta agree with Gretaism. It should be a "roll the dice" kind of sanvich.

I'd say it's a randomize effect. Could give you full ammo, full HP, speed boost, slower speed, etc. The question is, are you brave enough to eat it?

+on bite medics nearby get unlimited ubercharge for 25 seconds
+enemy spies will be afraid of you nearby on bite
-50% health on loadout
-cannot use weapons for 25 seconds on bite

klay the great that's actually a good description. u sound like an item maker ur self!

I wish valve would implement this!

does poison splash damage around the consumer

Level 10 Lunchbox
- 10% slower
+20% Damage
If Dropped whoever picks it up is affected by Jarate Effect

Let it be so.... Maybe you can only throw it and whoever picks it up has Food Sickness?

brutally disgusting, if heavy eat this, he'll grow 2 more arms

HEY HEY HEY! This shall be food for heavy

It should be a GRENADE!

This should be in Scream Fortress 2012 for 4.99 or something.
xD

whos eye is that maybe the engis ????

it would be cool if it did something random like:
1.heal 150 health when eaten or 75 when dropped (30% of getting this one)
2.when eaten damage is mini crits, only melee can be used (15% getting this one)
3.+25hp for 30 seconds (20% getting this one)
4.when eating you lose 100 health or 50 when dropped (20% getting this one)
5.50% slower movement speed (15% getting this one)

first 3 are based on other sandviches but effect halfed last 2 are negitive effect that can happen

Oh my God it's a sandwich. Mutant sandwich! Soviet scientists apparently overdid it with the mutation Now the sandwich is revenge Heavy

oh i wonder what it taste like?

Medic was doing his Medic stuff when he was healing a demoman he found this....sandvich? I guss. Medic had no use with it so he tossed it in heavys lunch box. IT has a ramdom change of cirts for 50 seconds or fire proof for 50 seconds or fast for 50 sedonds.cant heal you but faster eating

Cthulu sandvich?

Nom Nom Nom!

i think heavy will like it