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The Dank Machine
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Dr. Leo Fet 14 Apr, 2016 @ 4:31am 
Good steampank style.
GILDED 7 Nov, 2014 @ 10:45pm 
WARNING! 100% PURE DANK INCOMING!
Zarail 21 Oct, 2014 @ 10:59am 
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mugg1s 5 Oct, 2014 @ 11:36am 
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Gaming Eelektross 29 Sep, 2014 @ 8:04pm 
THIS DANK MACHINE WILL BE ACCEPTED OR I WILL GO TO GABENS SATELLITE SPACE HOME AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT HIM
Hermit 16 Sep, 2014 @ 6:34am 
Best hat eu
Kayex 14 Sep, 2014 @ 5:42pm 
I would love to have this hat with the Nuts and Bolts effect on it. Why hasn't this been added yet? Also random crate for you: :crate:
Captain Oppai 5 Sep, 2014 @ 6:19pm 
I want my very own dank machine...
marchog 29 Aug, 2014 @ 1:50am 
how were you able to test out the hat with the unusual effects?
Dialox 22 Aug, 2014 @ 4:21am 
VALVE WTF ADD THIS HAT NOW!
ming bag 20 Aug, 2014 @ 6:52pm 
Wow, the only comment section on the Steam workshop that doesn't have
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Also, way 2 dank 4 me
astrobeans 14 Aug, 2014 @ 9:57am 
TOO MLG FOR ME
Fireflame059 30 Jul, 2014 @ 1:18pm 
mlg pro hat must be added
Gay_Nipple 29 Jul, 2014 @ 10:28am 
ADD IT PLZ
HCR321 28 Jul, 2014 @ 6:45am 
Valve, please add this to teens funtress 12!
sizzygy 19 Jul, 2014 @ 8:21pm 
We must make this come to tf2
shego 18 Jul, 2014 @ 6:21am 
WHY STILL NOT ADDING VALVE
brad_from_the_philippines 16 Jul, 2014 @ 5:20pm 
hey valve guess what: besides weapons, add this :)
Ethernet Cable 22 Jun, 2014 @ 9:23pm 
torchic torchic torchic torchic tor torchic tor tor chic chic torchic torchic tor
calstrare 18 Jun, 2014 @ 3:43am 
Epic
fn 29 May, 2014 @ 8:41pm 
so dank
iNormal 29 May, 2014 @ 3:22am 
mechanical
iNormal 29 May, 2014 @ 3:20am 
the hat looks nice, but i think u need to remove the mechanicnical eyes of the engie, it will look better:sentry:
DexR 26 May, 2014 @ 7:23am 
coooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll:plane::plane:
Dr.Counter Strike (CSPHD) 20 May, 2014 @ 11:45am 
great hat
Orochikami 10 May, 2014 @ 10:15pm 
Because two pairs of goggles is in no way redundant. Kidding, I think they look pretty cool, plus it's something I'd probably do.
kobwmoose 10 May, 2014 @ 10:58am 
NISLT took me here, and it was worth it. IT MUST BE ADDED!!!1!
Dr.Counter Strike (CSPHD) 9 May, 2014 @ 5:28pm 
VALVE ADD PLES
Dante 1 May, 2014 @ 2:43am 
cool :tdealwithit:
Jet 28 Apr, 2014 @ 5:25pm 
Valve must nerf the amount of dank. Too much dank will crash the servers, Steam Workshop, Steam, Valve Corp., Sony, Microsoft, Apple and the US Bureaucracy Server.

Dank approved for 110% dank.
StoniOri 26 Apr, 2014 @ 1:47pm 
I want my very own dank machine....
Pikachu_922 21 Apr, 2014 @ 9:18am 
needs more dank
The Wampy 20 Apr, 2014 @ 10:31am 
100% Premium Hardcore Dank
Ctoer 18 Apr, 2014 @ 10:22pm 
:B1: lol, before the video this hat had like +300 votes :B1:
Valdemar |FIN| 16 Apr, 2014 @ 5:45am 
BEST HAT EU
Wolliver 13 Apr, 2014 @ 11:44am 
Also, not mentioning any memes, I would like to say that the hat looks very silly, and that is why I love it. The engineer's face on the "now paintable" screen just looks kind of derpy, and it makes me smile. It reminds me of a sillier looking Western Wear, with the cog and the top hat. Ahh, that was my first hat for Engineer.
Wolliver 13 Apr, 2014 @ 11:41am 
dank machine
Medicine 10 Apr, 2014 @ 4:26pm 
dank money swag
Dead Planets and Live TV 8 Apr, 2014 @ 10:42am 
THE DANK IS REAL
And also that hat actually does look pretty neat, the cog'n all? Damn.
Damn.
aaasu 8 Apr, 2014 @ 9:23am 
2muchdank
Nonhuman 4 Apr, 2014 @ 12:26pm 
1v1 me steam workshop
76561198089418724 31 Mar, 2014 @ 9:37am 
best
Scootis McPootis 29 Mar, 2014 @ 3:08am 
dankinthebank
SqueedilySpooch 21 Mar, 2014 @ 5:18pm 
Anyone else see this on NISLT and said yes!
TG | Kaneki 18 Mar, 2014 @ 4:39pm 
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ADD THIS
Buttercup 18 Mar, 2014 @ 8:21am 
SO MUCH MLG STREAK KILLL!!!!! TOO MUCH DANK POWERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Homeless Hippo 17 Mar, 2014 @ 9:17am 
IT HAS MAXIMUM DANK POWER!
AxeWorld 16 Mar, 2014 @ 12:19pm 
Best single hat in game.
zig 15 Mar, 2014 @ 9:40pm 
Danks 4 vid m9
123 13 Mar, 2014 @ 4:58pm 
2DANK4ME