spy vision

Here's why these glasses are bad and good at the same time, it's bad because as said in a past comment, it's kinda like 'Dargeresque, Too?' (I forgot VALVe liked Homestar Runner) but plain worst and for Spys, and it's good because IT'S SLAT-SHADES MADE OUT OF CIGS! The only way it could be better was if the cigs would light when the spy catches on fire.

This is the REAL Slim Shady.

Imagine "Dangeresque, Too?", but even more hideous. That's this cosmetic.
The cosmetic's creator is almost named hideous too, what a coincidence.

you not gonna reach his telephone