Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Dinkum Driveby
73 Comments
jyake 13 Jun, 2015 @ 11:14pm 
How does this shoot. It has no clip
Hound From Heck 8 May, 2015 @ 9:24pm 
What do you mean the "name isn't that great"? Why, it's a bleedin' WONDERFULL one! By Jove, sir and/or madame! I'm on my way to get every one of my offspring's names changed to "Dinkum!" And then, I'm gonna force my beloved to change her last name to "Driveby" at gunpoint! And yes, I am indeed typing this while driving. It is, in fact, a "Driveby". With this gun. Did I mention the name is great?
roza401 27 Feb, 2015 @ 12:07pm 
i wish ou could get this for free
Houkal Clackson 23 Feb, 2015 @ 11:25am 
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SlackerMG 10 Sep, 2014 @ 5:42am 
WE DO NEED MORE SMGS!! PLZ VALVE!
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NoJoke777 1 Aug, 2014 @ 3:13pm 
Looks like wooden SMG. That make me want this SMG more!!!!!!!! VALVE ADD THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
𝕿𝖔𝖝𝖎𝖈 31 Jul, 2014 @ 4:56am 
We really need another SMG for Sniper. I'm not a huge fan of the Cleaner's and the stock one is, well, stock.
Dove 10 Jun, 2014 @ 4:29am 
I agree with Dominic, reduced damage and possibly faster firing speed (I say 10% though, SMG already shoots pretty fast. We don't need a handheld minigun here.) and the clip size seems good at 35%
SalKokomo[Cheezy] 29 May, 2014 @ 1:58pm 
valve we need more smgs add this please!
greg 23 May, 2014 @ 8:08am 
The link is broken
Lil' Piper 19 May, 2014 @ 2:29pm 
it seems like a good gun stats can be 45% biger clip size 20% faster fier speed 15% less damage
g a y b o 16 May, 2014 @ 12:32pm 
The link is broken?
jkyummy 15 May, 2014 @ 6:04pm 
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Dan Dolme 2 May, 2014 @ 3:56pm 
I agree with Honster. Most of the weapons try to look serious or less cartoonish. I think this weapon meets the criteria for being a TF2 weapon aswell. So I say Yes on this one!
fentanyl george 2 May, 2014 @ 3:23pm 
we need mor smgs...
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Sniper needs more SMG's and this one is epic.
Honster 25 Apr, 2014 @ 4:41pm 
I wasnt sure what to think when i first saw the pictures but this is the best SMG skin ive seen. Most of the ones i see try to go for a realistic or serious look that i feel doesnt come out well, at least in tf2. This one has a ton of character though and looks great.

A few things
1) Id reccommend putting the working download link in the description so people dont have to sift through the comments
2) Is there by chance a stock SMG variant, i personally dont like/use the carbine but would love this on my regular SMG.

Thanks for making the skin, its great.
shmoney 17 Apr, 2014 @ 5:22pm 
+firing speed
+crits on opponent if wet
ex. jarate mad milk
SNSJacket 17 Mar, 2014 @ 9:27pm 
this is one ugly gun but its a good idea
Gummy Shark 14 Mar, 2014 @ 5:12pm 
I NEEEEEDDD IT
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Daniel 27 Feb, 2014 @ 7:14pm 
I laughed a bit when I saw that wooden magazine.
K'mar 27 Feb, 2014 @ 3:43pm 
Weird that it uses a wooden clip, or is it a pearl shine?
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Niller 25 Feb, 2014 @ 6:28am 
This SMG look amazing. It really would fit in TF2
TiamatScalybond 23 Feb, 2014 @ 3:58pm 
nice
Swankster 23 Feb, 2014 @ 3:38pm 
IF, you make an SMG. Of course, it doesnt have to be a new SMG for him to have, now does it? Something new, something fresh, something that says the Sniper can seem professional as he shoots you down. The SMG already has that "part pro, part running around with a big gun" feel to it, so maybe something a bit more compact.

Opinions, but Im not a professional model maker myself. You keep doing what your doing. :P
sedisocks  [author] 23 Feb, 2014 @ 3:34pm 
If you make a SMG, it's gonna look like an SMG i'm afraid.
Swankster 23 Feb, 2014 @ 3:22pm 
There was always something that troubled me about the Snipers SMG. How can one possibly make a new weapon based on it? Cleaners Carbine? Fuggetaboutit, thats like a skin of the original SMG itself.

This, like other SMGs that try, is practically the exact same thing. Suppose Im expecting a completely different model of gun or something, but theres gotta be something else out there someone can think of! Even though its metal welded to wood, and whatever stats you put onto it, personally, I dont think this one will make it in. I do wish you luck though.
Canadian_Cabinet 23 Feb, 2014 @ 12:43pm 
STOP POSTING ABOUR DING DANG BOB! NO ONE CARES ABOUT A DUMB STICK FIGURE THAT SOME 5 YEAR OLD ON A COMPUTER MADE UP SO THAT HE COULD GET POPULAR! That means you, Trogdor!
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Chuck Jenkins Noris III 22 Feb, 2014 @ 5:16pm 
Its pretty cool but i agree it definitely doesnt make too much sense and it looks wonky when you think of real guns but still otherwise it looks nice.
JarOfJif 22 Feb, 2014 @ 2:47pm 
Idk why bt somehow it appeals to me, i like it c:
sedisocks  [author] 22 Feb, 2014 @ 2:35pm 
I'm sorry.
A Big Stinky Hyena 22 Feb, 2014 @ 12:01pm 
WTF is with this Wooden clip? Sorry, but this is probably my least favorite AR weapon, it looks shoddy. I doubt I could do better, but there's so much better ones out there.
Dan 21 Feb, 2014 @ 6:33pm 
best smg reskin EU
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Gator13 (nosound) 21 Feb, 2014 @ 4:03pm 
nice. hopefully itll actually be worth using, unlike the other smgs.
ojciec trapu 21 Feb, 2014 @ 10:18am 
VALVE ADD IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dhadgar 21 Feb, 2014 @ 9:42am 
Awesome weapon but what if you call it "The Bullet Shoot"?
The Rat Blu 21 Feb, 2014 @ 5:29am 
brace your selve


the "valve please add this" commits are coming
GeneralPanther 20 Feb, 2014 @ 3:41pm 
You fools im am a medic
Matthäus! 20 Feb, 2014 @ 8:06am 
You fools! Posting stats does nothing!
BakedMemes 20 Feb, 2014 @ 3:53am 
Stats:

+Per kill,you earn a 5o% speed boost for 9 seconds
-35% Damage
-Cannot be crit-boosted
kooka 20 Feb, 2014 @ 1:06am 
Sniper needs more SMG's!