any chance I could get the file download link? it is not downloading on steam for some reason

Eat 2 dicks and make sure you choke yourself to death on the second.

My favorite reply when an enemy attacks and is driven off and they ask for a peace treaty saying this war is costing us valuable lives. No Bitch is only costing me lead.

When someone denounces you "Look upon the field where I grow my fucks, take note that is both dusty and barren!"

Get offeth my lawneth!

Getcher damn tourists off my land you weak piece of dogshit. <-- add that one for anyone you want XD i'm ... waiting for this mod to download so i can use it with GLEE :D

"Oh..It's you. GERALD GET THE GASMASK! I DON'T WANT TO SMELL THEIR STINKY SHITFACE!"

OH MYGOD YES

'Try me bitch'

"Eat my ass"

"pax me at pax, m8"

i get to roast the enemy. fucking amazing

'are you serious?'

'man shut the fuck up and go back to your hole before ill shove you into one'

'no-one demands tribute from (city-state name) except me!'

'you want to fight?'

- Fuck off, asshole

- That's my city-state, I can make you one of them if you want

- Thanks so much, exp farm #12

So this is a joke: "Whats wrong doc?" "Well it appears your such an asshole that you have shit in your blood" the end

How about a when you drop a F bomb the AI is FORCED to declare war on you

All the ideas the people inn the comment section are comming up with. This mod has some good potensial. just wish you could work on it :P

Subscribe purely because description. 10/10 would read again.

Please, use these as you see fit:

"Congratulations, you've made my shit list."
"You've just secured your own very painful, and very certain death."
"I always knew you were a cunt."
"Took you long enough, now you get to die!"
"And so begins the end of your empire."
"Your mistake, friend."

You can run, but you will die tired

Here's an idea for Gandhi...

"Be warned. I may speak softly, but I carry a nuclear-powered stick."

After getting denounced. The player should be able to say. "This one's coming on my death list"

10/10 subscribe for description

dido bullies a city state under my protection and then comes crawling to me (the one with the largest army) that she didn't know. who does she think she's fooling?

'that's a paddlin', bitch. hope you like the sound of oak on hams'

I nearly died laughing when I saw that line and I sure as hell wasn't just going to be passivist about it

"you gotta purty mouth" When a nation declares war on someone,

knock boys,FUCK OFF
dont you have some offs to fuck?
that depends, can you go fuck yourself?
take a trip down go fuck yourself avenue
fuck off you (insert ethnic slur)
thanks to TPB for some of those reccomendations

It appears it IS possible to give each leader his own specific dialog, however this is NOT the dialog that the player gets as button text.

TODO: Kiss my black ass for askia denouncing message

Just what I needed to KILL THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BITCH ELIZABETH MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BEST.
MOD.
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Racism Time
Maya- (War) Looks like your calendar just reached 2012.
Inca- (war)Your smallpox shall be no match for my human sacrifices.
Japan- (when you declare war) I have a suggestion for your attacking armies. Bu-shi-Don't You even think about it.
Boudicca- Greetings, friend. I am potato. We shall live in potato forever. Praise be Potato.
Spain- Greetings, holy travelers. If you think about spreading your religion, I will inquisite the f*ck out of you.
Askia- (War) See this city burning behind me? Yes... soon it shall be yours.
Huns (when denounced)- What? I could TOO beat the Mongols, you asshole! You will regret this.
Germans- Hail, traveler! Welcome to my glorious empire, that shall sweep the lesser Jewish populati... I mean... hello.
Ghandi- ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS

alot of fuck you and a atomic bomb to your base is wat ima be doin specaily to france

The AI's are indeed sassy little shit and your only option is to apologise or make them hate you, and hell, if they're gonna hate me I want it to be because I out-sassed them!
Can't wait to become the sassiest world leader thanks to this mod!

Harun Al-Rashid: "ALLAHU ACKBAR"

"I am Montezuma, Conquerer of Hymens!" "I am Suleiman, Devourer of Sweetrolls!" "I am George Washington, let me be the first to say-- 'AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!'" "I am Ramses the god son of Bungholio." "I am Catherine, the ruler of the lands where vodka runs like the rivers." "I am Hiawatha, may let your spirit run free like the diarrhea of the buffalo." ((I'm Hispanic so that last one isn't racist. Joking, that is CERTAINLY racist.)) "I am Ghengis Khan, and I will fuck your shit up." KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN "I am Wu Zetan, and I will break your spine like chopsticks." God am I racist and crazy.

No he does not deserve a medal, his retorts for the Non Euroeapn civilizations use old, hackneyed, cliche ideas that come from the 90s that are neither insulting or offensive. Arabia and Morocco has camels? Egypt and mummies? Busdhio to bu-shit-do? My god those ideas must be novel and witty? It is the lowest denominator and is terrible word play at that and caters to idiots with no semblance for a good return insult for a snarky A.I.

WARNING: Offensive crap coming up here
Japan: "Stop following the code of bu-SHIT-do"
China " go home and eat all of your FUCK-OFF chicken"
Polynesia "How about I stuff your puny little boat so far up your ass you will be vomiting out its crew"
Arabia and Morocco: "you have camels... now go fuck them"
Egypt "Mummy wants to give you a hug... FUCK OFF"
Thats about it

Where do you work out cinnabun!

"My Army officer gave a fuck... I killed him twice"

*too

someone denounces you: "fuck you" your response: "well, fuck you to!"

"May the maggots of one thousand dead camels infest your dick"

"Look at all the fucks I don't give"

" I knowticed you wernt being completely mindfuck, thought id fix that"

"oh look,, a fuck, oh nope, it just flew away"

"well take your opinion and just shove it all the way up there

Screw you guys, i'm going home

that quote makes me want to see a cartman-led civ that is just generally an asshole to everybody in diplomacy screen

"ah, your breaking my balls here man"

"Guess what? I don't give a fuck."

for saying no have "OH HEEELL NO"

you should replace the taunting lines from war like "what's the matter? tired of battle?" to stuff like "die, bitch."