The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Cows Give You Milk! Brew-HA-HA
333 Comments
Goddess Fae 13 Dec, 2020 @ 11:59am 
I am also having the issue where I have milked my cow once but have not been able to since then. I get the "Talk to Cow" option, but nothing happens.
Gwengandalf 28 Dec, 2017 @ 4:15pm 
i have a cow and a distillery (game mod Home) will this work too make meador other alcohol drink??
Red Purger 12 Jan, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
This mod's got my dander up. What's the fracas you ask? No space cow. Brew-ha-ha!
Snow 22 Nov, 2016 @ 12:23pm 
this is great but i have trouble milking cows, getting water im going to try to unsubscribe and resubscribe again
He who Bleats 24 Jul, 2016 @ 10:38pm 
I like the fact that I can have water in my diet, and that I can make my own cheese, however I can only milk my cow once. After an in-game week, still nothing.

Otherwise, I like the recipes I suppose.
aquatan 18 Jul, 2016 @ 4:54am 
god i need this x.x hell to wait or find an npc selling milk without resorting to adding via console commands <.<
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cinema's biggest fan 4 May, 2016 @ 4:31am 
I milk the cow and it worked. But when I wanted to milk the same cow again, it dident work.
Phoenix Knight 27 Feb, 2016 @ 10:52pm 
I can't craft any of the juices. Keeps saying I have no water. Got plenty when I'm making mead, but not for juices. I need to do something with these carrots.
zennique 26 Nov, 2015 @ 8:33pm 
The Brewery portion works fine, But like many others have noted, the milking portion only seems to work once.
WALN Zell 5 Nov, 2015 @ 3:12pm 
So I walk up to a cow and try to milk it. Nope, sorry, nothing happens. No dialogue choice. Nothing. So I killed them all. The end.
Inesproxima 12 Jul, 2015 @ 4:54pm 
Great! Now I can be a real milk-drinker! Thinking of starting a playthrough where I only drink milk and run away from all dangers.
Sanctuary 28 Jan, 2015 @ 12:40pm 
hi, just wondering if yours is compatiable with realistic needs mod that also adds water mechanics to the game and the milk drinkers mod.
LordLuco  [author] 10 Jan, 2015 @ 9:45pm 
Hi all, Ive been a bit busy this last year so I havent been able to do much in CK, but will be doing some much needed upkeep and bugfixing on this mod soon, keep posted :) New discussion page if you have any ideas to contribute (I will credit you if I use it)
apfel_tea 8 Jan, 2015 @ 8:42am 
i could get milk only once too. the idea to trigger the milking process as a harvesting skript sounds legit.
Nefnoj 7 Jan, 2015 @ 9:31pm 
I'm supposed to talk to the cow? I kept going to the udder and pressing E.

Though a lot of people seem to be having problems... I was able to draw a lot of water, I think you should limit it, 'cause I took two hundred and chugged them all at once like some sort of dehydrated drunkard.
Gilbals!? 6 Jan, 2015 @ 11:59pm 
I can confirm that milking cows is broken. It only worked once. Maybe if you triggered it as a harvesting script instead of a quest trigger?
silver 13 Nov, 2014 @ 10:44am 
will give it a try
Christy Kamori 9 Oct, 2014 @ 8:23am 
The brewery aspect for this game works fine. And I remember before you added that, the milking function worked fine. But now it seems broken. Sorry.
Western Capercaillie 8 Oct, 2014 @ 5:31pm 
i could only get milk once
Kalona The Drunk Native 24 Sep, 2014 @ 6:12pm 
do i click on the cow, or some bucket next to them? it work's on everything else.
LupineHex 2 Sep, 2014 @ 1:04am 
You do realise that "Milk Drinker" is an insult in this game
47mnktschu88 8 Aug, 2014 @ 8:02am 
Boss needs link. Thank you for a great mod.
cherrysh♡t 19 Jul, 2014 @ 3:41pm 
Hey, same as all, I can't milk the cows :c only worked once. Pls fix it, I love this mod
reverendsholiday 14 Jul, 2014 @ 1:50pm 
I was able to get milk once, waited two game days but the cows give no milk anymore. Noticed other subscribers with same problem, I am unsubscribing until it is fixed. Still favorited so I can keep track of repairs. :)
WALN Zell 23 Jun, 2014 @ 10:52am 
Yeah I can't get crap. Doesn't give me the option. And before you ask, yes I do have Hearthfire. I have all the DLCs.
Lupino 22 Jun, 2014 @ 2:49pm 
Seems useful and delicius :D
www.adhoffmann 12 Jun, 2014 @ 3:47pm 
The concept of milking cows, adding water and brewing is a good idea, adds realism to game. I have not noticed any problems yet, like some, if I do, I will edit and send you the fix, thanks.
SolLunaTerraGale 6 Jun, 2014 @ 8:24pm 
i can't get anymore milk. only like once was i able to do that
CT_Marauder 4 Jun, 2014 @ 9:19pm 
Issue with the Winterhold INN the brewery is interfering with the basement area and kitchen.
This will interfere with a Quest there due to needing to get into the cellar area.
Patte38 29 May, 2014 @ 12:03pm 
cool but I would like to have access to a brewer in one of the mansions
paizuriprincess 20 May, 2014 @ 2:17am 
update needed so we can milk goats!
MIKEZBROKEN 30 Apr, 2014 @ 7:50pm 
Sadly this mod doen't work with SKYRE.
JoJo's Perfectly Normal Outing 27 Apr, 2014 @ 10:52am 
it only worked once for me
Dragonqueen16 26 Apr, 2014 @ 10:13pm 
It worked only once when i milked a cow now i can't seem to talk to them anymore. They just look at me with there dumbfounded cow face and then goes right back to chewing its cud. Then i kill it out of anger and get caught by the guards.....long story short i end up in jail and only get out to kill more cows becase i can't milk them XD
Ludicade 19 Apr, 2014 @ 10:32am 
I can't even milk the cows #unsub
Tranquil 16 Apr, 2014 @ 3:10am 
stamina regin 50% faster? how op do you think water is? and if now you must have that effect why does it cost 7gold.....
doctorpuppet 12 Apr, 2014 @ 5:36am 
This is such a great idea, but I can't milk the cows either. The option to "talk" with them comes up, but nothing happens. Do I need a bucket or something for it to work?
mafwaff 9 Apr, 2014 @ 8:19pm 
You really need to fix the "milking cow" portion of the mod. I uninstalled/reinstalled the mod as you instructed, but this is really a temporary solution; it allowed me to milk cows once more only to be unable to milk any cow again ever. I tried to wait for a full 24 hrs to milk a cow again to find that it was impossible. Please fix this mod; it's a good idea that people obviously like (given it has such a high rating) so do us all a courtesy and fix this issue.
Catgirl Patriot Z 9 Apr, 2014 @ 12:43pm 
Doesn't work, crashes the game.
coldcurious 8 Apr, 2014 @ 7:17am 
great mod
Earliest of Boys 8 Apr, 2014 @ 6:18am 
Cant seem to find a boiler
Shauwn 8 Apr, 2014 @ 1:00am 
at first the milking worked just fine, but now it doesnt seem to work anymore? it says talk to cow, but when i click nothing happens.. and as for the brewery, havent tested it yet, forgot it actually..
Big Smackintosh 7 Apr, 2014 @ 8:14pm 
I seem to be unable to milk cows at all. the prompt to talk comes up, but it won't let me talk to the cows. The brewery works fine however.
ASH 7 Apr, 2014 @ 12:58pm 
I keep getting an error message whenever Skyrim's checking on mod updates that reads: Failed to get details from "Cows Give You Milk! Brew-HA-HA"! Steam error 15.

Not sure what that is.
Blobfish 7 Apr, 2014 @ 10:16am 
There are problems with both parts of the mod, I was able to milk a cow once, and no matter how long I wait, the option will not return. As for the brewing, it seems a bit pointless as the ale/mead is worth the same as the water, so everything you make with this is a net loss of however much the other ingredients are worth. Also since you can get an infinite supply of water from the well, you can keep getting it and selling it for infinite profit with very little effort.
Ludicade 6 Apr, 2014 @ 9:22am 
Do you think you could make it posible to make butter somehow, like walk up to some random alchemy station or butter churn and make it with milk and salt or something?
BOT Hacker 4 Apr, 2014 @ 9:41pm 
Ever since I downloaded this mod, my game keeps crashing before I can even play :(
Cattttt 4 Apr, 2014 @ 8:02pm 
Like Kry I can only milk once
GABAGOOL 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:50pm 
good