I just found out the lag is only so wacky when using certain characters but not for any obvious reason. For example, for me, the character who was getting a lot of lag when fighting him is Lucy but she normally doesn't have lag problems at all so I have no idea why it's her specifically.

I found a workaround. Download Big Yoshi instead, equip Boss Buddy, do parry input during countdown.

I too am experiencing unparalleled lag when fighting him.

NYEH HEH HEH!

boss mode yoshi

this is one of the most simple and effective busted workshop characters

beeg boi

Karl Childers:
You gawt any Biscuits in thar? Mmm...

Vendor:
No sir, we don't got any Biscuits...
There's a Workshop, on Steam...
It has all kinda stuff

Karl Childers:
Mmm... what kinda stuff they gawt
in thar? Mm...

Vendor:
Well, sir, they got lots of stuffs...
Like Character Mods

Karl Childers:
Character Mawds? (Mods)
What kinda Mawds er gud?

Vendor:
Well, there's Rivals of Aether,
& such...

Karl Childers:
Mmm... well wudda you like?
Mm...

Vendor:
Well... the Yoshi is good...

Karl Childers:
Yoshi? Dat green dina sur feller?
That's always totin' 'round dem plumbers?

Vendor:
Yes sir, that's him.
There's some pretty big ones

Karl Childers:
Mm... how big dat Yoshi feller git?

Vender:
Well, there's regular, big, bigger...

Karl Childers:
Mmm...
Ah reckin' ah have me sum a da
Biggins... hmm hmmm...

I actually like this. Regular fat Yoshi is fun, and this guy makes a good boss. ...Or a good way to feel like a boss if you want to play as a big rump'-n'plump' dino.

ah okay my bad

like andrew said, it is:

unironically what is steam chat

true

steam chat be like:

guys stop complaining the characters literally already made hwhat is he gonna do with your complaints its dfone its finished let people enjoy things

yes.

made my game crash. simply too big for my puny computer to handle

jesus christ

IF YOU CANT TAKE THE BIGGNESS THEN GET OUT OF THE YOSHI IM TIRED OF THE HATERS

your computer is too small for him, clearly.

Really laggy, I tried closing all my programs, doing the most basic stage I could think of, only putting it up against default characters, but whatever I do its so laggy

oh wait nvm it only lags when there are 2 yoshis

I get better fps beating your mum shut up and stop hating on my bro bigger yoshi

I get better fps playing BDN

I get better FPS playing Yandere Simulator...

thats what im saying

there is nothing wrong with big yoshi. Big Yoshi is perfect

Well if it can run a moderately optimized 3D sandbox game with dozens of mechanics but not a big yoshi, then there's something wrong with big yoshi and not the computer.

well if it can run a badly optimised 3d world generation game with physics and shit why can't it run Yoshi but big on a 2d pixel game

i had my computer since 2015 and it run minecraft

pixel

simply get a better computer

very very laggy

Beeg

thicc