Day-o! Day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and we bomb your homes
Day-o! Day-ay-ay-o
The first Afghani royal air show

Hey Mr Taliban, hand over bin Laden
Daylight come and we bomb your homes
He never has a shave, and he’s always in pyjamas
Daylight come and we bomb your homes

The Afghan women are all in a rush
Daylight come and we bomb your homes
To shave their fannies ‘cuz they don’t like Bush!
Daylight come and we bomb your homes

And the Cornish S.A.S broke down Debenhams’ door
Daylight come and we bomb your homes!