POSTAL 2

POSTAL 2

Holy Hand Grenade
85 Comments
Crigence 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:33pm 
More mods like this plz
yunaeri 15 Feb, 2023 @ 6:17am 
i love jesus christ
BurningMoon 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:45am 
"Where is it? Behind the rabbit?"
Nerdiate [SF] 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm 
ONE,TWOO, FIVE!!! *three sire* THREE!
FearFearghail 17 Nov, 2019 @ 11:14am 
Monty Python would be proud! Now that's TWO games that have the holy hand grenade. First Worms now Postal 2! No doubt they'll let people make mods for Postal 4 and if that happens, I hope this magnificent weapon from grace is modded into Postal 4
null 5 Jan, 2018 @ 6:41pm 
Caught exception: "I'm GabeN and I cannot count to that (un)holy number" :steammocking:
Endless Serpent 5 Jan, 2018 @ 4:31am 
@Supergailey1 Did the original Jihad grenade split into multiple grenades before exploding?
Puke!!! 4 Jan, 2018 @ 8:45pm 
WORMS
SomeSleet 2 Dec, 2017 @ 6:46am 
" THE HOLY HAND GRANATE OF ANTIOCH!!!":steamhappy:
Major_Tom 10 Nov, 2017 @ 9:34pm 
good
Prince of Madness 22 Dec, 2016 @ 1:07pm 
This is the Jihad grenade from the AWP mod for Postal 2
Haywood Jablomey 14 Dec, 2016 @ 8:28am 
lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade of antioch!
ForeverNotRich 26 Oct, 2016 @ 3:38pm 
@ElectroNuke Lol Nice :D
ElectroNuke 7 Sep, 2016 @ 4:10pm 
One MUST count to three.
There are no exceptions about that.

One may NOT count to four,
One MUST count to three.

One may NOT count to two,
Unless to precede to three.

FIVE IS RIGHT OUT.
The solar flare. 4 Sep, 2016 @ 11:56am 
wtf is this? i never heard of this before...... so ?
☭Bombopulov☭ 3 Sep, 2016 @ 1:25pm 
I HAVE A SEZIU-DDHHFGDHLDGJDHGDFGH-R
finnigand 24 Aug, 2016 @ 2:46am 
Fallout 2.... had this as a secret weapon... lol
Kazuma Kiryu 2 Jul, 2016 @ 12:13pm 
worms anyone?
Aklarath 8 Jun, 2016 @ 7:23am 
Broken does not work
Richard Mcsmythe 5 Dec, 2015 @ 1:17pm 
xD comes from my favorite movie
fest chlopak 4 Sep, 2015 @ 10:55am 
NUDNO
:steamsalty:
Rocklobsta 17 Jul, 2015 @ 5:07am 
OH MY HOLY HAND GRENADES
Bem 18 Jun, 2015 @ 12:10pm 
where do u find it?
DrewSix 19 Apr, 2015 @ 5:43pm 
oh lord bless thy holy hand grenade to with it thou blow thy enemies to tiny bits
DarkRain 9 Feb, 2015 @ 4:30pm 
It can explode, it can trigger, it can be holy, what is I?. It is I, thy holy hand bomb.
Leaf 19 Jan, 2015 @ 8:07pm 
Love the reference; great homage to Monty Python.
< NA127:I2P {↑13%📈} > 22 Dec, 2014 @ 10:54pm 
Forgive me thy lord, for I am about to sin again. With purpose...
Rienna Cruzar 14 Dec, 2014 @ 1:55am 
The problem is depending on the OS for some reason Workshop doesn't show up.

Not all of us are on Windows 7, some of us are running 8.1, or even a Buntu flavor of Linux (in my case Elementary OS Luna. And no don't dare tell me to upgrade to something based on Buntu 14.04LTS, I tried every distro based on it, it's nothing but a broken mess. Hopefully when the next LTS is out the devs will redeem themselves. So spare me the fanboyism.)
Mimi 18 Nov, 2014 @ 10:32pm 
One... Two... Five!
A Pole you know 24 Oct, 2014 @ 7:05am 
Bruce's Granade kills 30 people, screams Hallelujah.

Then it explodes.
Rex 25 Sep, 2014 @ 10:27am 
why not holy frag grenade ;3
Polytone 16 Sep, 2014 @ 7:18am 
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Andysix89 25 Jul, 2014 @ 7:43pm 
its the holy hand grenade of antioch
ActiVisoR® 30 Jun, 2014 @ 1:21am 
Just great! ;)
DeathClaw 28 Jun, 2014 @ 7:15pm 
Classic. Great mod.
Never B Clever 1 Jun, 2014 @ 7:43am 
You guys, need to realize, that, you have to launch this mod from the workshop. Is the mod under the ones your going to use? Did you click on 'workshop' from the game? Stop giving the author so much shit.
Moni 27 May, 2014 @ 6:24am 
cool
mixah 12 May, 2014 @ 1:01pm 
@kamek when i type mutate holy it says unrecognzed command
OPEYtheDRAGON 10 May, 2014 @ 10:32pm 
@kamek: I subscribed it's not working
Enkay  [author] 10 May, 2014 @ 8:29pm 
@fuscoshane: The weapon is hidden in a few secret locations in Paradise. If you don't want to hunt them down, then bring up the console and put in "mutate holy" to receive one free holy hand grenade.
Meecrob 10 May, 2014 @ 3:56pm 
Ridiculoiusly powerful and I love the "hallelujah" before it blows up.
mixah 10 May, 2014 @ 6:55am 
so it may blow thy enimies to tiny bits in thy mercy
Тутенхамло 10 May, 2014 @ 5:39am 
Aleluya
Likeˉ`•. •.>>--Cloud 9 May, 2014 @ 10:49pm 
本体看的还可以。这个只有一张图看不出什么
StubbornTrap 9 May, 2014 @ 7:05pm 
...Pretty sure this is a Monty Python Reference?
Moostic 9 May, 2014 @ 4:40pm 
@Booty
Nice reference ya got there. Monty Python, anyone?
antcow2088 9 May, 2014 @ 4:38pm 
Ok, so is it in the game already OR do I have to cheat, cuz all weapons didnt produce it.
hitsforlovers 9 May, 2014 @ 3:35pm 
nice
Never B Clever 9 May, 2014 @ 9:33am 
Ignore my last comment, just me trololoing. x)