Steam Community :: Portal Cake

umnum 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Good enough for me

Cartoonist_Key [author] 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

I only have turkey Jello.

umnum 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

I don’t care if it’s a different cake, i want the cake and i want it now

Cartoonist_Key [author] 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

It would need to be a different cake for that, I'm certain.

umnum 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18am

what if the cake is the truth

Cartoonist_Key [author] 29 Nov, 2023 @ 4:11am

Nar 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:14pm

I'm late too :( Happy birthday, birthday buddy :3

Cartoonist_Key [author] 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:17pm

A bit late to the party, admittedly.

ethangaelrubi 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:09pm

well happybirtday too you happybirtday too you!

Cartoonist_Key [author] 22 Nov, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Rocking!

Nar 22 Nov, 2022 @ 12:15pm

August 12th represent!
~Narwhalio, who also has a birthday on August 12

Cartoonist_Key [author] 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02pm

I know! And I have a thing for tomorrow!

CrownSeven 11 Aug, 2022 @ 3:15am

also your birthday is tommorow!

Cartoonist_Key [author] 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

Possibly.

Interrobang‽ 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15pm

better late than never. now weren't you going to pay hobos $60 to preform life threatening tests?

Cartoonist_Key [author] 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

I finally fixed the title. Why I didn't do that earlier I may never know.

steel 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

harry potter

Interrobang‽ 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Sir, the testing?

Cartoonist_Key [author] 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

"Greetings, friend. I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science - you might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 Senate Hearings on missing astronauts. And you've most likely used one of the many products we invented. But that other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt--"

steel 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

half life crowbar.

steel 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

i am also a valve player

Cartoonist_Key [author] 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Larry want chiken

InfernalGlare 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Ah, alright. What about some KFC Chicken?

Cartoonist_Key [author] 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Nah, my 2013 computer's warranty is still going, so not needed.

InfernalGlare 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

So do you want a new PC with a 10 year warranty or not?

Cartoonist_Key [author] 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Time for insurance man to meet my pal, Billy the Brick.

InfernalGlare 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Q: I'm here to talk about your cars extended warranty and if you would like a 10 year warranty on a new PC.

DinoDude777 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

The cake is a lie.

Cartoonist_Key [author] 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Lol, exactly!

thatonenerfer64 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

a cake made with sugar, milk, and lies.

Cartoonist_Key [author] 31 Aug, 2021 @ 3:22pm

A: It has? Oh, I should have waited longer to burn down my car then...

Tmccanna 31 Aug, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Q: your cars warranty has been extended

Cartoonist_Key [author] 24 Aug, 2021 @ 4:15pm

I only ever managed 7 and a half. So, yah. Your mostly right.

Interrobang‽ 24 Aug, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Clearly, you've never built up speed for 12 hours.

Cartoonist_Key [author] 24 Aug, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Well, technically speaking, it would be impossible to exist there.

Interrobang‽ 24 Aug, 2021 @ 4:11pm

He could go to a parallel universe, in which no objects, items, or entities load, thereby being in a universe where you don't exist.

Cartoonist_Key [author] 24 Aug, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Sadly, as SCP proves, every single universe is the same, just slightly different. Meaning, there's another me in every single one.

Ever met Edoa_77?

a spooky house 24 Aug, 2021 @ 11:17am

you know what? this sucks, i'll just somehow create a black hole that thanos snaps reality out of existence and teleports me to a universe where you don't exist, the end.

Cartoonist_Key [author] 24 Aug, 2021 @ 11:12am

You will have to confirm that with my manager first.

a spooky house 24 Aug, 2021 @ 11:10am

then i just chainsaw you to death

Cartoonist_Key [author] 24 Aug, 2021 @ 10:57am

But what if there's actually no cake, thus, cake is a lie...

a spooky house 24 Aug, 2021 @ 10:55am

lie or not, it's still a cake.

Cartoonist_Key [author] 24 Aug, 2021 @ 10:54am

The cake was a lie anyways.

a spooky house 24 Aug, 2021 @ 3:06am

i'm gonna ruin your birthday by shooting up the cake with 500 sentry guns

Cartoonist_Key [author] 17 Aug, 2021 @ 3:11pm

You know what, I don't have the foggiest idea. All I know is that I've been calling it Portals for the last ten years or so.

Interrobang‽ 17 Aug, 2021 @ 1:01pm

ITS PORTAL. NO PURAL.

how’s you even end up thinking this?

Cartoonist_Key [author] 17 Aug, 2021 @ 11:44am

Portals is the game. Thus, Portals Cake.

Interrobang‽ 17 Aug, 2021 @ 11:40am

Which is which to you?

Cartoonist_Key [author] 17 Aug, 2021 @ 11:16am

I see a portal and a portals as two totally different things. One is the game, the other is the actual portal thingy.

Interrobang‽ 16 Aug, 2021 @ 6:51pm

wait do you seriously call it portals? it's portal.

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