absolute masterpiece, loved it, gave me a couple of ideas for Hat Kid, 10/10 would poison again

Damn

Ah sorry, there aren't other critics. The description and screenshots are misleading on purpose cause I thought it's funnier that way.

how on earth do i get to the other critics

Fair enough, at least you made it clear why you don't like the mod. You have a good day too!

Oh, I see what you mean. Forgive me if I said this was a bad mod, I just really wanted to cook something good for Bow Kid. It's a real bummer that you can't do that though.

Also I was thinking in real life, a person would vomit first, then pass out from shock. And killing Bow Kid... that might me an interesting level idea... never mind, good day!

Yeah sorry, there is no way to cook good food in the mod. It's suppose to be a joke about Hat kid having no idea how to cook.

Bow kid's also not suppose to die, she's suppose to just faint in the end. This mod is intended to be silly and lighthearted, actually killing her would be way too dark.

Alright, is there no way to actually win this mod!? I really want to cook something good for once but I'm never getting it right. I kept killing Hat Kid in console every time I screwed up because no matter what I choose, the plate always looks like crap, like something you'd find in a landfill!!

*sigh* I'm just giving up since I can't figure it out, in the meantime I've got a suggestion. Instead of a timepiece, how about sending Hat Kid in the long dark, depressed about killing Bow Kid? Just a random thought.

Don't worry, no child is harmed in the making of this mod.

Holy Smokes! i just killed a child with posioned food!