No clickbait, and no annoying gimmicks. You get what you came for and then some. Absolute cinema; mankind was created so we could reach the peak that is: "hat kid eats the burger cushion and dies of fabric poisoning". 11/10 mod, would eat the burger cushion irl.

how do i play it?

Hamburger

big burger

Actual review of this: I think it nails the fine line of being long and tedious enough for the joke to land, and also not being so long that you'd need to truly commit to it. As long as you have good depth perception, it'll only take a few minutes. There's still literally no reason to download this other than to say you've played it. And the rift token I guess.

what a thrill

Mmmmmmm, Yummy.
12/10 Would eat again.

I am in tears

yes 11/10 mod

this mod made me start eating fabric 10/10

That was actually pretty good, not sure why Hat Kid wanted to try eating the burger, since she already knows that it's not edible. But wow, a creative gag joke to choke on(no pun here).

12/10 fould die from fabric poisoning again

Personally I'd like a mouth-watering Egg McMuffin ® sandwich.

hrngh.

big burger.

did you know that 1 in 5 people die of fabric poisoning every year?

sasuga

sneck