i would repeat benghazi in honor of toddler crusher

i have a crush on Toddler crusher

I am a caveman!

rhymes with grug

Toddler crusher saved my life

croods

Toddler crusher wrote the bible

Love this guy

xd

He would Return to Earth joining an inner city gang attacking preschools, burning down eldery homes, smashing them against the ground chugging their insides. Ripping newborns out the incubators and eating them. he would inject the downies with flakka creating his vast army that would devour entire nations. He even developed rods from god by firing downies and other flakka lanced mentally disabled children from space with the force greater then a nuclear weapon. He would storm the white house, tearing the President in half. Washington D.C. would be a lifeless husk even the Pentagon and NORAD destroyed. Grug would bring back the Confederacy making the capital Richmond, bringing back the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade back in business.

Superman & Goku tried to stop him. Grug stripped Goku of his powers and simply pimped slap him so hard he broke his neck five times over. With Superman he beat him to a bloody pulp, breaking his ribs, raping Lois and Wonder Woman in front of him as stood their powerless. The rest of Justice League came but they each fell one after one, Grug even resurrected Batman's parents just so he could killed them again in front of Bruce before grabbing his jaw and the roof of his mouth tearing apart his head in two. This wraith would engulf the entire universe, destroying the lantern corps even curb stomping the guardians of the universe, as superman watched as all other beings perished. Grug after the last star was extinguished molested superman until his heart stopped. He destroyed reality after reality, not even God was safe from his him as he crushed his skull in with his hands.

Grug is both the angel of life and death. As he controls the four horsemen even the grim reaper. Even nicakado-avocado challenged him he crucified him and ripped his anus apart, and then later was hired by biggie cheese to murder biggie smalls and tupac. He chased down both their cars with ease, as the rap stars drive threw the dark night as there car lights see him standing in the middle of the road. He withstands the impact completely. They pull out their weapons but the bullets just bounce off his indestructible body. Grug with his bare hands rips off the windshield and starts beating them with his godly fists, ripping their chests open, tearing them apart piece from piece, cracking their skulls open, breaking their limbs off, ripping out their organs as they slowly die in extreme pain.