Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

Quandale Dingle Nextbot
244 Comments
MarkerFumeInhaler 11 Jul @ 8:04pm 
this guy was a founding father of modern humor 💔✌️
Elik 15 Apr @ 5:27am 
image that ruined humor of entire decade
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death the returns to the person that read this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life (john pork calls)
KillerByte 5 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46pm 
i think his ai might be bugged cause he doesnt know where you are unless your right in front on him, it might just be for me tho.
Ponosik_Pro 1 Sep, 2024 @ 4:50am 
This addon is really scary sometimes, no joking. Like sometimes when you remove nextbot from map its start saying quandle dingle at full volume
borisal1 24 Jul, 2024 @ 11:35am 
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Nibzy 16 Jul, 2024 @ 8:50am 
i had my headphones at full volume
yeeeeet 22 Jun, 2024 @ 12:33pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death the returns to the person that read this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life (john pork calls)
Kafaroski24 3 May, 2024 @ 11:42am 
g'day! RAAAHUIGH its australian quandale dingle here OI MATE! i was arrested on melbourne after murdering 32 People BLOODY HELL! i crashed my holden commondore into the sydeny opera house and broke my 6th toe WHAT?
AntlionSoldier344 19 Apr, 2024 @ 9:21pm 
WARNING! Don't carry on reading or you will die of cringe.
WADerdude 13 Feb, 2024 @ 5:29pm 
warning carry on reading or you will shit your pants
S_.P_.B_.V.1. 13 Jan, 2024 @ 10:29am 
I GOT ARRESTED FOR PUTTING A TNT IN A DAYCARE CENTER
ReasonableSpliffer 30 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42am 
shut up polymerExponet
Bubba's Meaty Balls 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06pm 
Can anyone tell me where this guy likes to goofy ahh? what are the specific map names?
PolymerExponent 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC
PolymerExponent 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC
PolymerExponent 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC
PolymerExponent 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC
PolymerExponent 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC
PolymerExponent 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC
gumi 12 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25am 
i miss quandale dingle 😢
Quandale Dingle 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47pm 
heyyy it's quandale dingle here!
Tadek Filip 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:49am 
goofy ahh quandlae dingle
Kafaroski24 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:13pm 
@Scanda the Real One quandale's uncle has tax evasion in south sudan
monkeymanAM 25 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC
fufi 19 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm 
perfect
ScandaXD 17 May, 2023 @ 9:56am 
Why is his uncle in South Sudan anyway?
Kafaroski24 17 May, 2023 @ 9:47am 
hello guys, is quandale dingle here WHAT?, my goofy ahh uncle got tax evansion in south sudan OH NO GRANDPA my goofy ahh grandma fall down the stairs and broke his spine WHAT? im currently on the run after my skin off HUH? im during a herald fringleston's funeral service on september 12 2022 HUUUUUUGH (end of quandale dingle lore 13)
aeiou [DFS] 5 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm 
It's not "battery on a police officer", it's "Battering a police officer."
ScandaXD 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58am 
Do I actually need Daniel Larson for this?
Fizzerry 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:55am 
the chad below me is very much correct
Mellow 16 Mar, 2023 @ 5:35pm 
The kid below me is the most annoying person in existance
IAmSouperJustSaiyan 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:53am 
.....:steamsad:
IAmSouperJustSaiyan 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am 
the.. :steamsad:
IAmSouperJustSaiyan 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am 
the guy... :steamsad:
IAmSouperJustSaiyan 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am 
the guy below:steamsad:
IAmSouperJustSaiyan 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am 
the guy below me is...:steamsad:
IAmSouperJustSaiyan 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am 
the guy below me is gay
IAmSouperJustSaiyan 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am 
the guy below me is gay
IAmSouperJustSaiyan 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:51am 
The guy below me is gay
idiot 3 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm 
this is the 1st addon i downloaded
ObeseScrotum 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08am 
nigga thats yb
Notveryhackedyet 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:50am 
amahd 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52pm 
it doesnt show up in my add-ons what do i do?
Kafaroski24 23 Dec, 2022 @ 2:07pm 
hello guys mmmeUAHUSAHU my name is carter ballgeis louis quandale WHAT? i touched my weenie in the meat grinder AUUUUUUUUUGH! i crashed my uncle's toyota camry into school and serval people died VROOOOOOOOM! AUUGH! i crashed the ford focus in in new york causing multiple of goofy ahh people STOP! i was crying in my bed i hear goofy ahh sounds from the shut up SHUT UP! i stabbing people in train station auuuuuurhg my scottish brother delriach arimash quandale III has died in bomb explosive AUUUUUGH! (end of quandale dingle lore 12)
aeiou [DFS] 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:14pm 
"Including, battering a police officer." not "Including, battery on a police officer." i have confirmed that quandale dingle is unfunny and not family friendly
F I L I P O 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:07am 
goofy ahh
freddy fazbear (real) 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:16am 
nano nobody believes that bullshit your stupid for posting that and actually thinking its real
Flacolucho99 10 Oct, 2022 @ 9:05am 
What´s up guys it´s Quandale Dingle here.
Nanosea 23 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC