The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Todd the Liar
66 Comments
vegaquake 29 Oct, 2019 @ 9:52pm 
who's laughing now
Padawhat 2 Aug, 2018 @ 4:53am 
Perfection.
TJM 6 Apr, 2017 @ 6:34pm 
my names Todd..... I"M TRIGGERED!!!!!!
Agressively Pansexual Ninja 31 Jul, 2016 @ 10:27pm 
Finally, Skryim is one of the largest (if not the largest) free roam games ever made. We are talking thousands of square miles that you can wander (doesn't feel like it but it's true). Now if you were to take out a map of what ever lacation you would like and mark off a 50000 square miles on that map...you know what i can make my point with a 1000 or even a 500...mark off a 500 square miles on any map of the real world. Now think about what could fit inside that area. The city of New York is only about 470 square miles.
Fine  [author] 4 Oct, 2015 @ 6:58pm 
That's actually pretty impressive considering it only has 15 subscribers.
Cap'n Cook 4 Oct, 2015 @ 2:58pm 
why does this only have 3 stars?
Fine  [author] 29 Jul, 2015 @ 6:04pm 
Except you couldn't actually access the entire map in Arena. Only select parts of it. Daggerfall had a legit fully accessible giant map.
Avar 29 Jul, 2015 @ 5:28pm 
Daggerfall was only a 1/3 of Europe. Arena was just more than the size of Europe!
Foxinthesky™ 23 Jul, 2015 @ 9:57pm 
tom is like gaben minus steam
Magzanault 12 Jul, 2015 @ 10:37pm 
to nickhilts; fuckoff
Fine  [author] 25 Oct, 2014 @ 1:34pm 
Skyrim is not thosands of square miles you retard. If it was, it'd take you weeks of no-break gaming just to walk from one side of the map to the other. Skyrim's landmass is maybe 16 square miles all together, which is a certainly a far cry from being the biggest game ever.
In fact, if you've played any other TES game at all, you'd probably know that Daggerfall is the biggest TES game in existance (and maybe even the biggest game ever). You clearly know nothing about what you're talking about and I can imagine you just wasted about 10 minutes of your life arguing a point that isn't true at all and that you seemingly pulled out of your ass.
Anyway, thanks for the essay, I'll be sure to show it to my english teacher.
nickhilts 25 Oct, 2014 @ 1:26pm 
Now i respect your right to make whatever mod you want and to insult whoever you want (as ignorantly as you did). I truely do believe that you should express your opinions, but the fact that you are insulting a man by using his own work is just stupid and very childish. And If you really do hate the way Mr. Howard "the man who is responsible for everything that is wrong with the game", stop playing the game, start a blog or something to rant like a blithering idiot and don't ruin it for all the people that actually enjoy a very well done and very fun game.
nickhilts 25 Oct, 2014 @ 1:26pm 
Now think about how long it would take to get the detail of every single thing in the city of New York and put it in a virtual reality. I don't know about you but that blows my mind. Now yes you're probably thinking, "you *****, Skyrim doesn't compare to New York City." I know. but if you go back too what i said, Skyrim is thousands of square miles which is significantly bigger than New York City. So to dumb down this paragraph so you're tiny brain can comprehend (which means understand), SKYRIM IS TOO BIG TO NOT HAVE ANY MISTAKES!
nickhilts 25 Oct, 2014 @ 1:26pm 
Finally, Skryim is one of the largest (if not the largest) free roam games ever made. We are talking thousands of square miles that you can wander (doesn't feel like it but it's true). Now if you were to take out a map of what ever lacation you would like and mark off a 50000 square miles on that map...you know what i can make my point with a 1000 or even a 500...mark off a 500 square miles on any map of the real world. Now think about what could fit inside that area. The city of New York is only about 470 square miles.
nickhilts 25 Oct, 2014 @ 1:25pm 
Now secondly if you take a step back and look at what you are saying, you'll realize that your ignorant insults towards Mr. Howard aren't even argueably correct. Tom Howard didn't sit in his basement for 3 years and make skyrim alone. He worked with a group of about 100 developers, designerrs, editors, and other various game developing professionals to create the game. So that being said, if you would like to make a mod that changes Ma'iq into around 100 of game developers in skyrim and call them the sins of the skyrim development team, by all means, go right ahead, just make sure you insult them right.
nickhilts 25 Oct, 2014 @ 1:25pm 
Your whole basis about the casual gamer compared to the hardcore gamer is irrelevant! it is a single player game so there is no reason for anyone to make the excuse "i just play for fun" when in fact there is no reason to ashamed of how far you are considering you can't even begin to compare your "gaming profile" (character...save? whatever) to somebody elses. Skyrim is all about the individual player.
Gunchap Red 23 Sep, 2014 @ 6:47pm 
:AOEKnight: Thats the same man from the skyrim mod "The only skyrim mod you'll ever need" KILL HIM!
Sirowl1 23 Sep, 2014 @ 2:56pm 
Todd is love
Todd is life
Fine  [author] 20 Sep, 2014 @ 11:50am 
No hate
Only love
Only life
OdstSpartan534 20 Sep, 2014 @ 10:55am 
Why such a hate for this dude?
Fine  [author] 16 Jul, 2014 @ 6:07pm 
No, you're supposed to thumbs up in secret and then pretend like you hate it.
olderthanyou85 16 Jul, 2014 @ 6:06pm 
Thumbs up in secret, but no public comment. Oops... did I say that out load? Never mind.
Fine  [author] 14 Jul, 2014 @ 9:59pm 
You're not responding to what I'm saying and now you're just making blanket statements about how Skyrim is a great game and that I'm a "moron". Clearly, you've yet to read my review. Either that or you're too stupid and to actually consider that it might have flaws, which seems likely considering your name is "Playingskyrim".
Let me take a guess: Skyrim is your first and only real RPG?
Playingskyrim 14 Jul, 2014 @ 9:55pm 
Skyrim is a fantastic game. Not everyone is going to like it, sure, but to deny it has real appeal, as well as being fun and immersive is.... well, moronic.
Fine  [author] 14 Jul, 2014 @ 9:45pm 
I think YOU'RE just a troll looking for attention. Why, I'll bet you didn't even read my review, which makes me sad because I spent a good deal of time writing it. At least take a peek at it? Just skim it? That's all I ask!
Playingskyrim 14 Jul, 2014 @ 9:43pm 
ou are convinced your sarcasm makes you intellectually superior to others. I think you might be someone who will take my comments too seriously. Please don't adjust your self worth based on my opinion of you being a moron for knocking an extremely successful game. I think you're just a troll looking for attention.
Fine  [author] 14 Jul, 2014 @ 9:35pm 
Wow you sure showed me with those clever insults of yours.
No seriously, go have a read, champ.
Playingskyrim 14 Jul, 2014 @ 9:33pm 
Do about you being a moron? Nothing. It's really difficult to fix stupid.
Fine  [author] 14 Jul, 2014 @ 9:29pm 
I do think it's a shitty game. What'chu gonna do about it, bee-atch?
Seriously though, as I told the other guy, read my Skyrim review on my Steam profile before you start randomly tossing insults.
Playingskyrim 14 Jul, 2014 @ 9:26pm 
If you think Skyrim is a sh***y game, you're a moron.
Fine  [author] 14 Jul, 2014 @ 2:40pm 
Well thank you. Glad you understand.
A Ganon Main 14 Jul, 2014 @ 2:15pm 
Well, maybe I am retarded. That was a well-written review that made good points. The more I read, the more I wanted to go back to Oblivion, where classes actually existed. I definately spoke too soon. Well done.
njgamer frontend web developer 14 Jul, 2014 @ 10:59am 
:) ok you win
Fine  [author] 14 Jul, 2014 @ 9:16am 
You know what else won a Game of the Year award? Modern Warfare 3.
Instead of writing an essay here just to prove my point, I'll encourage you to instead read my review for Skyrim on my steam profile page.
by the way, YOU'RE fucking retarded. :^)
A Ganon Main 14 Jul, 2014 @ 12:27am 
Skyrim is a well made game from a reputable company. It's not a bad game design, if it was it wouldn't have won the Game of the Year award a few years back. This mod is fucking retarded.
njgamer frontend web developer 12 Jul, 2014 @ 10:46am 
didn't see* sorry
njgamer frontend web developer 12 Jul, 2014 @ 10:44am 
sorry tic it's*
njgamer frontend web developer 12 Jul, 2014 @ 10:42am 
and to that one KozyJR were are the mixed races and the breton look like human not half elf and half human and for game play the ai there fool how can i have fun with the annoying ai
njgamer frontend web developer 12 Jul, 2014 @ 10:34am 
ya i did see this but this is not apologist you mabe did not part2 and eso the tic is not that far
Fine  [author] 12 Jul, 2014 @ 10:20am 
That video is just some Bethesda apologist trying to excuse what a shitty game Skyrim is. Try watching this instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweTAhyR4o0
njgamer frontend web developer 12 Jul, 2014 @ 10:07am 
Fine  [author] 12 Jul, 2014 @ 10:00am 
You could make a game that plays a monkey noise everytime you press a button and charge $60 for it. Is it fun? Sure, maybe for like the first five minutes. Is it good game design? Fuck no. Would idiots like you pay to buy it just because it gives you temporary "fun"? I'd bet money on it. I'll tell you what else is "fun". Goat simulator. It is, all things considered, a piece of shit. It's buggy and the developers themselves said that people shouldn't buy it. Yet they put it out anyway and charge $10 for what amounts to maybe an hour of "fun" and then you'll never touch it again. That's not good game design, that's not even good business practice. Yet idiots like you would gladly throw money because playing as a mentally challenged goat provides the type of "lol sorandumb" humor that casuals like you are very fond of. Which of course means you'll continue to support the release and monetization of unfinished products because they give you a laugh.
njgamer frontend web developer 12 Jul, 2014 @ 6:51am 
to KozyJR who are you and todd him salf sad he made misstaks and sad sorry a lot
njgamer frontend web developer 11 Jul, 2014 @ 11:16pm 
jim sterling he said that talk to him
njgamer frontend web developer 11 Jul, 2014 @ 11:12pm 
good game design it's not a broken one
njgamer frontend web developer 11 Jul, 2014 @ 11:00pm 
i want to have fun with my english jk and your good game designer ok pleace fix the dual sheath and the shouts there cool and dual wield it's new for tes but eso made dual wield cool
KozyJR 11 Jul, 2014 @ 10:14pm 
ok
1 - njgamer please fix your english i can barely understand you
2 - no i am not a worker for EA
3 - the source of fun is good game design. im sorry you think having fun is for inferior mortals. you should watch that spongebob episode with the F.U.N. song its an excellent episode i must say
3 1/2 - how can you have a game with good game design if you aren't having fun? if you want to play the game more, you're obviously having fun and enjoying the game, which means the game is well made, if you arent having fun, the game is bad, therefore, bad game design
4 - :needler: because why not
njgamer frontend web developer 11 Jul, 2014 @ 9:51pm 
that's what it's look or he he would not say and be like this
njgamer frontend web developer 11 Jul, 2014 @ 9:45pm 
i live how xbox one get owned he didn't see that
Fine  [author] 11 Jul, 2014 @ 9:37pm 
Seems probable, considering he's promoting "fun" over good game design.