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Longest week and a half in my life
plus demopan is a mem on TF2 go to wiki.teamfortress.com then serch fads it will be in there. Demopan was real popular and he has a song for him scot shuko for 2 refine DEMO demo pan demopan. And it all started with a screem shot of a guy being demoman with the charge n' targe and a frying pan. With the name of SHOK SCUTO FOR 2 REFINE. well i don't know what the hat name he says is but i know what is looks like.
Gabe: It will end!
Engineer: Nope
Valve Worker: told you it will not end
Gabe: DEMOPANN!
Valve Worker: oh god don't send demopan
Gabe: I won't......won't SEND DEMOPAN
valve Worker: AHHH DEMOPAN IS COMING
You decide what happends next
after 3 mounths of waiting for engi weapons hopefully its horrible
but back to the point ;-; you need to do the thing... ;-; or else the comments will reach 666 then 1337 then 5005 *soos* then 10,000 then 30,000 then 50,000 then 9.000 *notice it is a . not a ,* then ect.
[h1] Why half life 3 will never come out [/h1]
Gabe: Time to make half life 3.
Valve worker: WAIT Gabe before you make it lets do some stuff together, like a valve PARTY!
Gabe: Sure, when will it end.
Vlalve worker: Does it matter we can party all night!
And for the next 7 years gabe has been partying every hour of his life... untill he can break the curse of the party. HE didn't even go to the bath room! He jsut wet his pants.
But HL3 was finished Valve worker eat it..... at the party
but it ok :3
Bob
Rick mcnigget
Blue spy
Gabe
DiceCrysis400
Sasha
Saxton hale
Creaters of the game
Swordmaastakilla: Commenting
Gabe N: joined because he left valve becuase he won't release HL3
Blue spy: backstabing f2ps
Your Mother: for buying this game for you
you: for reading this
bob: for creating an armmyyy to detroy google+
Voice acting:
If you pre order now you get payday2 90% there for it cost $.99
If you don't pre order you still get 100% of tf2 wait TF2 is free right? ok then get %50 KEYS so it cost $1.25 wait remove the dot its 125 thats scout HP... my profile pic is a scout, scouts name has 5 letters in it but add the s for scoutS, thats 6... the 6th class is engineer, engineer knows math. 6 devided by 3 is 3. the 3rd class is pyro who helps the engineer. Pyro like rainbows and girl stuff *unless he is a girl* engineer is from texas texas has 5 letters in is just like scout . Engineer and pyro are married and they gave birth to SCOUT
welcome to this new game named comment simulater
it only cost well its free all you have to do it comment listen to some satified buyers of the game.
bob: I am creating a army to detroy google+
Rick mcNigget: Its so boring but its so addicting!
spy: I am right behind you
Gabe : STOP making games free, we valve need your money
DiceCrysis400: I don't even know....... WHY ALOT OF DOTS
Sasha *heavy's mini gun*: only if i had hands to type
Saxton Hale: Mabey you should sell this at mann co. and do you know why we made dead ringer? We made it just to kill you over and over again.
SwordMastaKilla: Who created the game? oh ya me BUY IT FOR FREE
:O
you don't see these bollon medkits
IT NEVER ENDS
yup and there another comment :P